Ahh! I freaking love you guys, I update once with a little chapter, and I wake up the next morning to see a lot of people read it and reviewed and everything! So yay! This one's inspired by a review that I loved, haha.

Carlisle's Meltdown

"I know CARLISLE, OKAY I KNOW." Jasper was getting frustrated with Carlisle's constant talking about one of his favorite fanfictions.

"Well it talks about us and what we do all the time and it's funny and the author is like awesome and everything is cool! PICKLES! And then you're all awesome, and I'm all dumb, and Edward and Bella are hardly ever in it which is awesome because then it PUMPERNICKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! It gives me and you and errbody else a chance to SHINE!"

"DAD SHUT UP! AHHH!"

"BUT THEY HAVEN'T UPDATED IT IN LIKE 35648768934 YEARS SO I'M SAD AND I'M GOING TO GO CHECK MY EMAIL NOW!"

Jasper had ran through the glass door, annoyed with Carlisle's ranting.

"You've got mail, Carlisle Cullen. It's really cool mail, Carlisle, check your inbox, Carlisle, check it NOW!" AOL Mail said when he signed in. There was a message from .

"New Chapter! What the Hale!" Carlisle stared at the email. He started to shake. And rock back and forth. "AAAHHHH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! AHAHAHHHH!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!HH!H! GOOoOOOOOOOOOOOP! !"

He started to run around the house, jumping and laughing and going crazy. He stopped in the middle of Esme's room and danced crazily, making grunting noises, and then he started dry-sobbing. He fell to his knees and dry sobbed until Esme finally got up off of her chair and patted his back.

"They updated…" Carlisle whispered dramatically. "I'm going to go read it."

Carlisle locked himself in his office to read the new chapter. Seth busted through the door.

"Hey, Carlisle, Watcha-."

"LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"AAAAHHH!"

And with that, Carlisle was alone to read his favorite fanfiction.

Aha, okay. I hope that was good. XP Review and I'll give you some dinosaur gummies! Yeee!