ENTRY 43: KRABBY EVOLUTIONARY LINE

KRABBY:

And it isn't Mr. Krabs, unfortunately, but it does make one hell of a dinner. The stats are actually impressive for a beginners seeing the attacking as a five and defense as a four. However, the HP is at a two and speed is at three. The moves include: vice grip, nap (what?), crabhammer, and iron grip.

The food is, um, whatever a crab eats.

The typing is water with the weaknesses being grass and electric types.

I battled a few by firing .45 bullets at them and they are a bunch of devious mother fuckers. Catherine, unfortunately, is becoming like her mother and stopping me from shooting them. And since she is now a Kirlia, it's getting more and more difficult.


KINGLER:

King crab anyone? This is what I call excellent sea food. The stats are grand on attacking at a seven, defense is at a five, and speed is at a four. The HP is still a piece of garbage at a two, but the others make it up. The moves include: salt water (That's the ocean you dick heads), crabhammer, guard claw, and body slam.

Food and typing are the same.

I battled a couple of these. But, I had actually persuaded Edward to "borrow" a couple of .50 caliber rifles from the US military. Me, Bender, and Edward went hunting for these suckers, until Catherine teleported our guns before we could fire.