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"Almost thereeeeeeeeee," Yusuke whined.
"Oh, shut up. We've done the hard part," Kuwabara snapped, shifting Kurama onto his other shoulder.
"Mnfg," Kurama groaned, "Okay, okay. WHY am I tied up? And why is Kuwabara carrying me?"
"Because you were insane," Yusuke happily explained, "and, just going by the fact that you aren't laughing evilly, I'm going to assume you're sane again. Do you remember anything?"
"I was WHAT? Insane? Wait…how long ago did this happen?" Kurama asked, struggling against the ropes tied around him.
"It's been a while. Guys? Let's stop here for a bit," Kuwabara said as he set Kurama down in a clearing and started to untie the rope.
"I don't remember anything… Or wait, maybe I do…" Kurama trailed off, "I'm getting flashes of things, but I'm pretty sure what I'm remembering didn't happen."
"Well, a lot of the things that happened were pretty crazy, so tell us, and we'll tell you if it actually happened or not," Yusuke told him.
"Yusuke was insane for a while, too, though, so I'm more reliable than him," Kuwabara smirked at Yusuke.
"Wait, before that, HOW did I go insane anyway? And why was Yusuke insane?" Kurama asked, trying to get his bearings.
"Well, do you remember that Koenma sent you after a demon called Zana?" Kuwabara asked. When Kurama nodded, the orange-haired student continued, "Well, he ended up possessing you and for some reason that causes the possessed person to go insane. When you failed to show up Koenma sent Yusuke after you. He, uh, found you ended up getting possessed, too. So he went insane and did some pretty crazy things, and eventually we stuck him in an insane asylum, where he randomly re-gained his sanity. He then escaped, did some weird things, and finally we captured him again. He was sane, but we thought he was insane, or maybe he really was insane, but was smart-insane…. I don't know. Anyway, we captured him, sort of, and with the help of Toguro—"
"I feel like YOU are the one insane," Kurama rubbed his temples, "Toguro's dead, for starters and, wait. He "uh, found" me? What does THAT mean?"
"Uhhh," Kuwabara glanced at Hiei, "You don't want to know."
Kurama, following the glance, turned dead white. "No, I don't think I want to…anyway I'm pretty sure I know now…."
"Uhm," Kuwabara laughed nervously, "Toguro IS dead, you're right about that. There was some complicated scientific explanation for why he was there, and you probably would have understood it, but I didn't, so just go with it."
"Alright."
"So, with the help of Toguro we got Yusuke possessed again, so now he's…sane. Probably. After that Yusuke started yelling about how you'd framed him, and no one believed him until Koenma decided that maybe it was actually possible, since you had also been possessed. Then you turned all creepy and evil, so we knocked you out and tied you up."
Kurama looked at him for a moment before sighing and muttering something along the lines of, "'creepy and evil'?"
"When you came to," Kuwabara continued, "you were even more creepy and evil and all angry and stuff. You ended up doing a lot of insulting, and you explained everything just like villains do in movies and stuff. I thought you'd put up more of a fight, but then again, you mentioned having some evil plan that involved our plan to make you sane again failing. Then we took you to get possessed again, and now you're sane. WAIT. YOU ARE SANE, RIGHT? IT *DID* WORK, RIGHT? OR IS THIS ALL PART OF YOUR CREEPY EVIL PLAN?"
"You really should have thought of that before you untied him," Yusuke mentioned.
"What about you?" Kuwabara demanded, "I didn't see you stopping me!"
"Shut up," Yusuke snapped, "You—"
"I'm sane," Kurama cut across the argument, "At least as sane as I was before Zana possessed me, I guess. This is disconcerting; I remember some things, and other things are getting clearer by the second. Now that I'm sane again, how about you two go report to Koenma?"
"Uh, shouldn't we take you with us…OHHHHH," Yusuke yelled, "I GOT 'CHA. OKAY. WE'LL LEAVE."
"What? Why?" Kuwabara asked, even as Yusuke pulled on his arm and dragged him off into the forest. Kurama and Hiei remained silent until the sounds of Kuwabara's thrashing and Yusuke's yelling had faded into the distance.
"So," Kurama started, fumbled, and tried again, "So, Yusuke, uh, *found* me. I remember a little of that. And then—later—I remember other things. And…I'm not sure—"
"It was all part of you 'creepy evil' plan," Hiei said curtly, "Forget it."
He started to turn away when Kurama stood up suddenly and caught Hiei's shoulder, "No, that's not it. I don't WANT to forget it. I… Well you know what demons like Zana do. That isn't something I could fake. Even if whatever I did while I was insane *was* 'fake' the feeling isn't!"
"…" Hiei didn't even grace that with a reply, turning and leaving quickly, trying very hard to not to seem like he was running away.
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Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.
