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AN: Thanks for all reviews! Ooh! I've reach half a century! If each one of my chapters was a year, that is…
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What is your name and age?
I'm Narcissa Malfoy, and I'm thirty three.
Describe yourself.
My parents force me into an arranged marriage early on. It's completely loveless, but Lucius and I understand our personal needs, and so we're okay with the fact that both of us cheat.
Where are you currently?
In the middle of a love affair. I can't believe you stopped us now. Meanie. ( I learn my vocabulary from Bella).
What are your likes?
Uh, my lover?
What are your dislikes?
This questionnaire right now!
What are you thinking about right now?
Different ways of killing you painfully. Oh yes…
What's your favorite saying?
I'm not really sure where it's from but, 'all the world's the stage, and the people merely players'. And you're the player whose heart is about to 'spontaneously' combust!
Who is the most irksome person you've met?
Gossip? You want gossip? I'm free anytime to gossip about what an idiot you are!
How impatient do you think you are?
Very impatient. So get over with the questionnaire already! How many more questions are there?
Would you rather eat five giant cupcakes or an inch of horse intestines?
Horse intestines. It'd take less time.
What if your lover died?
Even though it'd take a long time, I'd spend my entire life in mourning… it's terrbly sad, just thinking about it…
What do you do the most during the day?
Think about my lover. And shove people out of the way while I'm standing in line, because they take so long.
What is your wish for humanity?
That we drop the whole 'cash' concept, and use credit cards, yes, even the wizards. It moves line so much faster!
Have you ever been in a car race?
I've driven in that weird American racecar cuppy thingy! I'm just so impatient, I'm good at it!
Snake or mongoose?
SNAKE! Mongooses are like the anti-snakes! And my lover is an enemy of the mongooses! Yes, I'm in the middle of a steamy love affair with Nagini!
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AN: Yes, I know it stinks. Deal with it. But, I actually know where the quote is from (Shakespeare's As You Like It). I'm taking suggestions for the next Death Eater (who do you want it to be, anyway?). Review!
