Hikaru: Chichinpuipui! Part III!
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(Enter Arche, Zelos, and Regal in the Altamira bar …)
Arche: (chugs down shot) Ah, YEAH! That's (hic) good stuff!
Zelos: (holding potion glass) Uh … yeah.
Regal: …
Arche: (slurred) Doesh any ozzer schity have poshun this great?
Zelos: Well, there is Mizuho Potion and Flanoir Potion …
Regal: Zelos, be quiet. Arche, I think you shouldn't drink any more.
Arche: Awwsh, why's not, Reeegal?
Regal: You're obviously drunk. Enough. (takes Arche's potion glass)
Arche: Ohs, Ah's got it … you wanna (hic) take me home, riiiiight?
Regal: No.
Arche: (lunges for Regal … who isn't able to dodge) TAKE ME HOME, DADDY-O!
(Regal and Arche crash to the floor)
Zelos: Hmph, what about me? (plays with potion glass)
Regal: (muffled) I think this is the first time I want to remove these cuffs …
(Enter—no, excuse me, KABOOM in comes Chester!)
Chester: (bow at the ready, aiming at Zelos) WHERE'S ARCHE?!
(Arche, STILL atop Regal, raises her hand)
Arche: 'Sup, Chazz?
Chester: … (staring at Arche)
Regal: (muffled) Chester …
Chester: Ah! Right. C'mon Arche, let's go. (Chester helps Arche to stand)
Arche: Ahh, you know he (hic) wanted it BAD. (hic)
Chester: (ears burning) Let's go. (leads Arche out)
Regal: (gets up) Zelos, make sure Arche never gets within a five-mile radius of potion ever again.
Zelos: Eh? (looks underneath table) Mao?
Mao: (sweatdrop) Ehehe … uh-oh?
Regal: Sigh … better go tell Eugene.
Zelos: Right.
Mao: Noooo, I didn't do anything wrong!
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Hikaru: Haha, poor Regal … and Mao.
(Arche received title "Potion Queen")
(Mao received title "Rebellious Teen")
(Regal received title "Chick Magnet")
(Zelos received title "Tattle-Tale")
(Chester received title "Overprotective")
PS—Yeah, bout time somebody earned some titles … haha.
