Hikaru: Chichinpuipui! Part III!

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(Enter Arche, Zelos, and Regal in the Altamira bar …)

Arche: (chugs down shot) Ah, YEAH! That's (hic) good stuff!

Zelos: (holding potion glass) Uh … yeah.

Regal: …

Arche: (slurred) Doesh any ozzer schity have poshun this great?

Zelos: Well, there is Mizuho Potion and Flanoir Potion …

Regal: Zelos, be quiet. Arche, I think you shouldn't drink any more.

Arche: Awwsh, why's not, Reeegal?

Regal: You're obviously drunk. Enough. (takes Arche's potion glass)

Arche: Ohs, Ah's got it … you wanna (hic) take me home, riiiiight?

Regal: No.

Arche: (lunges for Regal … who isn't able to dodge) TAKE ME HOME, DADDY-O!

(Regal and Arche crash to the floor)

Zelos: Hmph, what about me? (plays with potion glass)

Regal: (muffled) I think this is the first time I want to remove these cuffs …

(Enter—no, excuse me, KABOOM in comes Chester!)

Chester: (bow at the ready, aiming at Zelos) WHERE'S ARCHE?!

(Arche, STILL atop Regal, raises her hand)

Arche: 'Sup, Chazz?

Chester: … (staring at Arche)

Regal: (muffled) Chester …

Chester: Ah! Right. C'mon Arche, let's go. (Chester helps Arche to stand)

Arche: Ahh, you know he (hic) wanted it BAD. (hic)

Chester: (ears burning) Let's go. (leads Arche out)

Regal: (gets up) Zelos, make sure Arche never gets within a five-mile radius of potion ever again.

Zelos: Eh? (looks underneath table) Mao?

Mao: (sweatdrop) Ehehe … uh-oh?

Regal: Sigh … better go tell Eugene.

Zelos: Right.

Mao: Noooo, I didn't do anything wrong!

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Hikaru: Haha, poor Regal … and Mao.

(Arche received title "Potion Queen")

(Mao received title "Rebellious Teen")

(Regal received title "Chick Magnet")

(Zelos received title "Tattle-Tale")

(Chester received title "Overprotective")

PS—Yeah, bout time somebody earned some titles … haha.