Dear Fan Fiction,
No.
NO.
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
S-sorry about that… So, that Nokleve- FUCK IT! NO, JUST, NO! WHAT? GET THAT NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME!
One tranquilizer later…
… Hey, I finally got another appearance! NARRATOR, BITCHES! Hey Mom-
PUT THAT GUN AWAY, XIGBA-
Um… Sorry about that outburst, hehe. An-anyway… I'm Roxas, and… Well, usually, in the Castle That Never Was, I don't have internet privileges… So, unlike the rest of the Members, (and that weird Moogle Guy…) I haven't written a letter yet.
But that Noklevername guy… Told me to go on for a couple hours, and…
I died a bit on the inside, to tell the truth.
The first problem is… I'M NOT GAY! I don't want to date Axel! HE IS A MAN, AND I AM ALSO A MAN! I DO NOT GO THAT WAY!
… I need to wash the awful taste out of mouth. With booze, hopefully. (I wonder if Luxord left his cabinet unlocked again…)
And, the next problem… Yeah, Xion is kinda my girlfriend. Sorta. Maybe. I don't know, this series really confuses me.
If I've got this correct (and I most likely don't.), Xion is Sora's memories of Kairi… Who, Sora, who's me, kinda, likes… Soooooo, I'd be dating my own girlfriend? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!
And, worst of all… You want me to date myself? FIRST OF ALL, look at my reasons for Axel. Second, I'd be dating myself! I'm not a narcissist!
… That is Demyx's thing.
Signed, the Nobody of Sora, Roxas.
PS, Hey, I'm the 48th! On one hand, I'm important enough to be built-up to… On the other hand… Well, the freaking creepy Moogle-guy got a chapter before me. Should I be happy or not?
Well, that was chapter 48 of Dear Fan Fiction,!
The first part is based off of the Nostalgia Critic's review of Bat-Man and Robin. I'm a huge fan of Doug Walker's work, and That Guy With Glasses as a whole.
Originally, whilst writing this chapter, I thought Xion was Sora's memories as a whole, not just his memories of Kairi. I originally had this:
It'd be like I was dating myself! What am I, a freaking narcissist?
... That's Demyx's thing.
That conversation is based off Mickey Mouse's reason for not dating Minnie in Robot Chicken, a hilarious show.
In fact, originally, instead of:
That is Demyx's thing.
It was:
That is Demyx's thing. And Luxord's. And Axel's. And Gaston's. And Vexen's. And Deadpool's. And- You know what, there are a lot of narcissists.
Though I didn't think it was that funny.
And we all remember the 'Narrator' character from Saix's chapter, right? RIGHT?!
Chapter based off an idea by Passionheart813!
Two more chapters to go!
