After my mistake at conveying a request for reviews last time, I will try to be more gentle on it this time. For you see, reviews are the lifeline of story writers. Without them, we're like Naruto without ramen, alive but in pain...
Pain...
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Review Replies
VFSNAKE: That won't be easy, Naruto has been slightly conditioned to repel perverted thoughts
Soulhope; Kisame isn't a pushover
Warrior; Prepare to discover
Tobi; Keep your eyes open for it
Hektols; He is rather emotionless in general. Internally, he is actually quite surprised.
Pointer; Eh,it seemed workable
Now, to see some reaction to some of my hopeful future works (Some info subsequent to change). In each story, your likely to see Taisune and Fluffy, as they 'get around', not in the perverted way however
Naruto and the Brilliant Shadow
Pairing (NaruXHarem; Sakura, Hinata, Haku, Mei)
Challenge Fic
In this story, Naruto is turned down for training to beat Neji by Kakashi harshly, while a red headed Kage happens to hear this. However, Naruto runs off and disappears shortly after this, and then the Hokage reveals a disturbing secret about our yellow headed friend and his past to the voluptuous red head. Can Mei gain the trust of her long lost fiance, and punish those who cost her him? Sakura good in this story, most likely the shortest story of the three.
Naruto Revenge of a Vampiress
Pairing (NaruxHarem; Hinata, Haku, Anko, Tenten, Kin, Fu)
In this story, Orochimaru's time with Anko was not just for developing a curse seal, instead he reawakened an ancient power of her lost clan. The curse seals power diverted and drained, she becomes the newest and last 'mistress of darkness', or vampire. Gifted with increased physical abilities, the ability to turn others of her gender and a 'Vampire form', the true form of a vampire outside its human shell, a older, more sexy form. Add that to her mistreatment by the populace of Konoha, and you have a plot for revenge. However, while she wants revenge, she respects the Sandiame too much to do it while he's alive. Hence why she has drawn out plans, namely involving a Foxy Jinchurriki and a shy Hyuga. While she is unable to change males into beings like herself, said Jinchuriki's stalker can do something even better for her plans with him via her Gentle Fist. Sasuke is the good guy in this story amongst the other Team 7.
Hidden Silver Child
Non Naruto Fic; No real pairings
In this story, due to a prophecy muttered in the ironically worst poet's sleep, his twin sister gives birth to her first child discreetly without breaking her multitude of oaths. Raised in secret, despite the looming shadows of war, one day he is thrust into the harsh world by a cripple's dumb luck, and ends up igniting a firestorm of argument and resentment. Saved by his destined quest, he ends up discovering a plot with the potential to unscrew the entire modern order, reveal the deepest secrets and change the world forever.
The Poll has ended, and with only a vote difference, Rosario is the most compatible X overer with Naruto, closely followed by Bleach, and much further behind in order, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Hellsing, Sekirei (Surprised me), Percy Jackson, the none option, with Pokemon and Twilight still at the bottom with only one vote each
Us writers may be a little review stir crazy, but this is who we are
A Gambling Table
Several, quite distraught looking men of the gamble were crying anime tears, their hard earned, legal or not cash, was being rapidly won off by a certain individual, or should I say individuals.
"Ah, now this is why there were no casino's back home" Taisune smiled, raking in the dough, with Fluffy making about twice as much.
"You know, I can't understand why your not a fan of such a noble game, now pay up suckers!" more anime tears and another new bankrupt moron later.
"Because, this game isn't noble...hell I half expect security to call us cheats any second now. Its not my fault I only have bad luck when it comes to Uchiha's, girls and cats" he shook his head, "Decides, I believe that the smell of a hot gambling winning streak, combined with the air de gamble, will lure one unknowing grandma in 3, 2, 1..." one well endowed blond appeared at his gambling table in a burst of dust, followed by her thin, not well endowed black haired assistant/woman servant, who was lugging a small pig in a tacky red dress with a pearl necklace in her arms.
"So, a hot shot eh? Well, I hope you haven't gotten too acquainted with that money of yours" she smirked. Her lackey appeared distraught.
"Tsunade-sama, please can we go one night without gambling" Taisune shook his head, amused.
"So, your the infamous gambler I've heard of...what was it they call you, the Legendary Loser..." Tsunade's eyebrow twitched, before she promptly slammed her fist into the table, crushing it.
"Temper Temper...I do believe we have a gamble to play..., but of course, I'd hate to add more to your already immense dept" Tsunade scowled at him, while her assistant was already seeing the murder case play out.
"Then what game are you playing at, Pervert..." Taisune chuckled.
"Trust me, that's not what I'm getting at" Fluffy sighed dramatically.
"Can't you get over your wife already, she's been dead 12 years, don't bother lady. Doesn't matter if your an H like me and his deceased wife, still no lays..." Taisune shook his head sadly.
"Your making it sound like I married her only for that, the warm pillows are just a bonus ..." he hit his head into what remained of the table with an anime dark cloud, to the curiosity of the two kunoichi, and the annoyance of Fluffy
"Not again, you really need to get over that you know"
"Curse you Sensei, I still can't be free of your disease! And, no I don't plan to be converted to the pervy side!" Tsunade rose her eyebrows with interest.
"So, a fellow shinobi, and trained by a pervert as well I see" Back in Konoha, the Sandiame sneezed "What is your game, if I win you drag me back to your village...Kumo is it" Taisune, recovered from his antic, shook his head.
"Damm, Kiri" another head shake "Iwa" another shade "Ame" "Suna" "Taki" "Hoshi"
"Very, very cold, no wonder you loose so much" that finally did it for the dangerous, and quite busty sannin, as Taisune and Fluffy had to rapidly grab their winnings and flee from the woman who defined the saying 'hell hath no fury like a woman scorned'
"WHAT IS WITH YOU AND TICKING OFF GRANDMA'S!" Fluffy yelled at him, only making things worse.
"GRANDMA'S, THAT IS IT!"
"WHAT, I TOLD YOU FLUFFY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WOMAN, AT ALL! IT DOESN'T HELP THAT ALL THE WOMAN I EVER MET, ASIDE FOR MY WIFE, ARE PSYCHOTIC AND OR VIOLENT!"
Konoha; battle site
"FIRE RELEASE; GREAT FIREBALL TECHNIQUE!" the two fire attacks collided with a vengeance, as father in son collided in battle, as Mikoto dodged a harsh slam from Samaheda. As she avoided the blade, she was already going through hand signs. This was a full battle of the Uchiha, three sets of fully matured Sharingan were activate at the same point in time for the first time in years.
"Genjutsu; Hell Viewing Technique!" Kisame blinked as he found himself trapped in a vortex of rotating leaves, before they spun out, as he found himself trapped in a cup of shark fin soup. He didn't appear pleased.
"GET ME OUT OF HERE..." he yelled, as he focused a burst of chakra to disrupt the genjutsu.
"RELEASE!" he busted out of the Genjutsu, to find that his trapper was gone.
"Honestly, do you think that such an amateurish level Genjutsu can hold me, the Monster of the Mist!" he laughed...before he got his answer.
"No, I just needed the momentary distraction...FIRE RELEASE: PHOENIX SAGE INFERNO TECHNIQUE!" an advanced barrage of fire jutsu flew at Kisame, who drew his blade and began spinning it with inhuman grace and speed, blocking the fire attack.
"You little bitch, you can't even figure out that my Sameheda here absorbs chakra, your techniques are useless. Now, prepare to become my next victim, WATER RELEASE: WATER SHARK BULLET TECHNIQUE!" two voices rang out at the same time, as two giant shark like water attacks collided with a vengeance. Kisame blinked, before he chuckled.
"So that's where Itachi-san gets it from?" speaking of...
"You can't defeat me, Tou-san. Continued resistance is futile. Fire Release; Phoenix Sage Fire Technique!" rapid fire attacks flew straight at the elder Uchiha, who was doing his own rapid series of hand signs.
"Lightning Release; Thunder Burn!" blasts of lightning chakra flew straight at Itachi, who avoided them with agile movements. He then got his own chance to strike.
"Water Release; Rising Water Slicer!" via the ground, a giant slicer of water slashed through the earth, before impacting into Fugaku, who then burst into smoke. Itachi appeared unsurprised.
"So, a shadow clone?" he commented, as his father reappeared behind him, and gave him a sock in the head, until said son also exploded into smoke.
"I taught you too well" Fugaku grumbled, before a sparking mass appeared in his hand.
"CHIDORI!" Fugaku flew straight at his son with a glowing fist. Itachi didn't appear affected by it.
"So, you know that technique, do you Tou-san? Well then...Kuzuri (Wolverine)!" a mass of revolving flames formed around Itachi's hand, similar to the Chidori, as Itachi flew at his Father, and had both techniques collide. One sounding of flapping birds, the other sounding like a thousand growls
"So, Itachi-san has finally perfected that one, eh?" Kisame dodged a Fire ball from Mikoto before he did his own jutsu.
"Water Release; Water Shark Frenzy!" spouting from the water's of the river around them were five chakra based water sharks, all aiming to take a bit of an Uchiha female. She, however wasn't in the mood to be an appetizer.
"Fire Release; Fire Flower!" Mikoto spat out several fire balls into the air, that then slammed down into the sharks, releasing 5 giant bursts of steam. Itachi, who just escaped the power of the impacting Chidori and Kuzuri techniques, sighed.
"Well, it appears that's going to be noticed. It looks like we have to go now, its been nice seeing you again, Tou-san, Oka-san" he vanished via a body flicker, followed by a grumbling Kisame. Mikoto then collapsed to the ground, crying.
"My boy...Itachi..." Fugaku placed a comforting hand on Mikoto's shoulder as he glared into the clouds above.
Fire Country Road
Just as the Ame Ninja had bound Naruto, four more had appeared and got into position around the fight.
"FOUR VIOLET FLAMES BATTLE ENCAMPMENT!" they yelled, as a giant mass of purple flames surrounded the fight, boxing out the Sannin and Dan, while another barrier formed to protect themselves. The trio inside had nasty grins.
"HEY, WHAT THE HELL..." Naruto squirmed, as one of the Ame nin grinned.
"So, this is one of the punks I hear that bastard Pain is after? Well then, won't it screw him up big time once he's out of the picture" of course, they had no idea exactly how dangerous such an idea was, but then again, live and learn, or was it die and learn?
"PREPARE TO BE FRIED, LIGHTNING RELEASE; ELECTROMAGNETIC MURDER!" a burst of lightning chakra coursed across the water whips, straight at Naruto...
"Fire Release; Small flame stream!" with the small emergency jutsu, Naruto spat out a burst of flames at the nearest nin, who was startled and dropped his water whip, allowing Naruto the use of his hand once again.
"That's a fucking Uchiha jutsu..." Naruto drew a kunai and cut his other hand free, with mere seconds before the lightning got him, the chakra messing with the conductibilityof the liquid.
"Teleport; Dramatic Escape!" with his only natural kekkei Genkai, he flashed out of the hold of the last water whip, though he couldn't escape the barriers. The Ame ninja were shocked.
"That's...the Yellow Flashes.." Naruto jumped back as he did a few handsigns.
"Water Release; Water Fang Bullet!" from the dropped moisture from the water whips, drilling bursts of water flew upwards and struck at the Ame Ninja, who barely avoided them.
"That kid, he's really irking me" one drew several shurikan and tossed them at the boy, who followed up with his infamous jutsu
"SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" a second Naruto emerged as said clone began to execute handsigns with the original.
"Wind Release; Wind Ball!"
"Lightning Release; Thunder ball!" the two jutsu were sent flying, where they impacted into one another and exploded, the burst of sparks deflecting the Shurikan with ease, as Naruto flew forward towards him.
"Scorch Release; Dehydrating Chop Technique!" Naruto smashed into the Nuke Nin with several physical attacks, causing him to begin to steam like a lobster. His eyes widened.
"What the hell..." Naruto formed a sphere of chakra in his hands with the aid of his shadow clone ,the always infamous...
"RASENGAN!" The jutsu was smashed into the rouge Ninja's chest, as he was sent flying into the barrier, where he promptly burst into flames. The other two Nuke nin were now nervous.
"What is this brat...Water Release; Violent Water Wave!" from her mouth, a burst of water flew at him at a rapid speed, perfect for carving a hole in his chest. Naruto did a few handsigns as he sent chakra at the attack.
"Ice Release; Reversing Water Strike!" the water froze, literally as it became ice, rapidly extending its reach as it approached the nuke nin and completely froze her. Naruto then formed the hand signs dragon, snake and tiger.
"Fire Release; Phoenix Wave Surge!" rings of fire flew from Naruto's mouth, striking the iced nin and the still active one, who had used Lightning Release earlier. The frozen one was struck and sent into the wall, while the other one used Water Encampment wall to protect himself.
"Damm brat, your tougher then I thought, but you won't defeat me! Lightning Release; Electromagnetic Murder!" Static crossed the air, aiming for Naruto and his shadow clone. The clone was toast, but Naruto escaped rather unscathed.
"Just DIE! Water Release; EXPLODING WATER SHOCKWAVE!" from the nin's mouth, a huge burst of water was spat out, filling the encased battle arena to the brim with water, as they both oddly choose the same jutsu.
"WATER RELEASE: GREAT WATERFALL TECHNIQUE!" the two giant waves created a giant swirling vortex of water, that both the Ame nin and Naruto were sucked into.
"DIE!" The nin grabbed a Kunai and flew at Naruto.
"WATER CLONE JUTSU!" Dozens of clones of him made out of water also joined, surrounding Naruto on all sides. Naruto was now trapped...
"LAVA RELEASE; FAITHFUL BLAST SURGE!" Naruto did bird, ox, ram and Tiger, before out of the ground, came a great quantity of steam, that quickly erupted into lava, that engulfed the entire battlefield, battlefield seal included. Dan and Jiraiya were alarmed.
"NARUTO!" the lava cleared, as Naruto was left unscathed from the lava attack, but nothing of his opponents remained. He seemed disturbed.
"Does that happen all the time, Pervy sage, I'd hate to have to do that daily" Jiraiya chuckled sadly.
"Nope kid, more like once a month" he turned serious "Hey Kid, you didn't seem to use any Earth Release, any reason why?" Naruto shook his head.
"I don't know Pervy Sage, it seems like they just don't really work with me for some reason. Dust Ball is the only one I really have" Jiraiya was now curious, before smiling.
"I've got it, kid prepare to learn how to use; Earth Release; Swamp of the Underworld!"
Later that night
The group had stopped at a local inn for the night, where we find one Pervert and once dead man in discussion. Naruto was asleep at this point, muttering things like 'Be solid like the earth' 'Focus on something disgusting' ' and Old shower'
"That last technique, did it remind you of..." Dan began, before Jiraiya nodded.
"Boil Release, it did kind of" Dan appeared curious.
"You don't think he has that one, do you?" Jiraiya shook his head.
"I doubt it, it doesn't seem like him, however its not to say he can't eventually develop it on his own" Dan looked confused.
"Develop it?" Jiraiya shook his head.
"Its something I've learned from my time with the Great Toad sage, and don't tell him, or it will just go to his head, however release Kekkei Genkai that are the combination of two elements, such as Storm and Wood, are actually able to recreate themselves with luck, unlike more specified ones like Scorch or Crystal, for instance. To create a Kekkei Genkai, you need to use equal amounts of each release in your move, for example Fire in one hand, Earth in the next to craft Lava, while Scorch and Crystal are a little different. They require a specific mutation in your chakra, and thus your descendants chakra, which is much rarer.
However, what keeps me from using Lava Release, as I have Fire and Earth chakra nature, is that they aren't equal. That's what allows for a Kekkei Genkai to activate, equal force. Thus, since Naruto was introduced to all 5, equal natures by that Taisune guy, he could, with training, use other release natures that aren't specific, some example being Boil and Explosion. Of course, he isnt' going to start growing bones out of his body like swords, or gain those Byukugan eyes...oh how I wish I had them...
'Go away Pervy Sage...Ice Release...' Jiraiya yelped and fled the room, afraid Naruto might use that jutsu in his sleep
Original Techniques
Kuzuri
Rank; A
Description; A fire release counterpart of the Chidori, note Wolverines are Weasels.
ICe Release; Reversing Water Strike
Kekkei Genkai (B)
Description; Water Release moves are frozen and sent back to the source of them
Fire Release; Phoenix Wave Surge
Rank; A
Description; A fire release that strike a wide area with fire jutsu
Lava Release; Faithful Blast Surge
Kekkei Genkai (A)
Description; Heat is created below ground, until a huge burst of volcanic power is unleashed
