Ash:Its in my p.o.v, I hope you all like the story. Sorry it took so long to update. The Twilight preview and commercial got me in a good mood and idea's came. ^^ Thanks for reading and posting good reviews!


Serence calm atmosphere came over the town once the danger had left its walls. In the past few hours since the baleful character left and in those hours we had moved decided it would be best to leave as quickly as possible. To prevent people from getting hurt in the village, but one thing harbored our minds. Vulture would surely follow without a doubt, why go to all that trouble to just leave us alive? He had ran off due to his friend's injury and so far this had been the toughest youkai on the journey. Hakkai was sure enough that Vulture wouldn't show himself for a while but he would not leave us alone that's for sure, he spoke of bringing a friend. Not all was lost at least, Sanzo's arm had regain some feeling into his arm, which was now wrapped up in thick white bandages. Our taunting of the arm had left him in a bad mood yet we all hoped he would condone the situation. At least we had traveled a good enough distance between the last village, we now all sat in the compact space of our inn room; the only inn in town unfortunatly. Gojyo and Goku shared the couch, each of them taking up one half with their long legs almost kicking each other. Sanzo sat in a comfy chair across the room with Amber sitting beside him on the floor, Sanzo asleep and Amber getting there. Hakkai sat near the door with Kimiko sat beside him, her head resting on his shoulder and the two dragons resting on the floor beside them. Lyn sat in front of the couch, her arms folded on the coffee table and her chin resting on them with a lethargic expression on her face. Where my place was located on the opposite side of the room. A silver cart was near the window, food plates and silver trays that were once filled with food now fight worn all of us out but not nearly enough to ruin our elated moods. Of course Sanzo wasn't too happy but now that he was asleep, he would probably forget about it all and be in a somewhat better mood then before. My eyelids closed a bit and watched the others, it was quiet time assuming on how thick the silence laced the air. A thud reached my ears, the two on the couch had kicked each one another for space once more.

Hakkai watched from a distance, his expression showed signs of hope that the simple 'kicking fight' would not turn out into a full blown brawl and wake the sleep deprived monk. Kimiko rose her arms up and laced her fingers together before stretching, a few cracks of sore joints came and then silence again. My hand rose up and then my index finger tapped my chin a bit, needed something fun to do it may result in everyone having a bit of fun. As fast as you could say 'Sanzoisbald' a idea popped into my mind and I rose to my feet before shuffling pass the others and then toward the closet where we had put our luggage. My hand gripped the handle of the closet door and yanked it open before turning to the others with a guile filled smile and then stepping back a bit into the closet before closing it and engulfing myself in darkness. Hushed conversation from the outside was muffled by the doors as my hands searched through the dark and then found a bright white fabric before pulling it over my head. Time for some role play.

"What is she doin'"? asked Goku a little too loud, earning some 'shh' sounds from the others. A mumble was heard from the monk but nothing other then that. The others in the living room watched with either a puzzled face or a rose eyebrow.

"There is nothing in there Ash, I didn't see any board games if that's what your getting at" Lyn spoke in a hushed tone. My eyes could see the other members of the Sanzo gang through the small crack down the middle of the opening closet, light hit my face allowing me to see what I was doing.

Once my plan had been finished my expression began to turn into a slightly annoyed yet somber one, and with one hand I messed up my hair then spoke through the door to the others. "I'm thinking of a person and you have to guess who I am, the clue I will give you is that.." my sentence was paused and then a idea came. "I hardly smile".

A bunch of mutters came from the outside of the closet, "Um.... Gato"? asked Kim, it was a good guess. My head shook a bit and a smile came to my face.

Another clue to them, "I love cigarettes to death and I'm alergic to something" Silence and then Goku shot up from his seat and pointed a finger to the kappa sitting on the other side of the couch, before a reply could come out I answered him.

"Not Gojyo..." mutters once more.

"Well the only one who has a allergy is..." Hakkai cut his sentence short and in that moment, it was my turn to step out of the closet. My face agitated and a unlit cigarette hanging from the corner of my mouth. Sanzo's robes fit loosely on my stature, seeing he was much taller then I. My bare feet now had sandals on them and my index finger and thumb stood up to make my hand have a resemblance to a gun.

"Who am I"?

Lynto smiled and Gojyo laughed while Goku snickered, Kim and Hakkai watched with interest at this. They all replied. "Sanzo". Sanzo never woke from his repose which made us even more amused, he would kill me if he saw what we were doing.

"Now, who's up next"? my eyes looked at Kim and Lyn, Lynto's hand rose too quickly for Amber but she would go next then Kim in the roleplay game. They could be anyone they wanted to be but could not be the person that's already went. Lynto went toward the closet with a small laugh, the others now wide awake in seeing who would appear from the closet. A twin. A few bumbs and muttered curse words were heard from the inside the closet. Hakkai and Kim spoke to each other betting on who would and Gojyo now sat up on the couch across the room, Hakuryuu and Kenryuu had their heads lifted up, Sanzo still asleep, Amber almost hopping in her seat, and me watching in the robes still keeping in to character.

"First clue, I am tall and a good fighter" Well Goku was out, he was tall but not as nearly as tall as Gojyo, and Hakkai. Gojyo stood at 6'0 and Hakkai stood tall at 5'11. It was tricky.

"Hmm.. so its not Goku, its either Hakkai or Gojyo" stated Amber quietly. A nod came from Kim and me, a small pout surfaced on Goku's face.

"My favorite food is spring rolls" Lyn said through the door to inform us, Hakkai didn't really mind on what food it was while Gojyo and Goku fought over food each time at the dinner table. Kim and Hakkai's face then lit up at getting the answer. In that moment Lynto yanked the closet door open and leaped out in a totally different outfit. She now wore a white sleeveless shirt with a black loose pants that was held up by a belt and boots, her hair was parted down like Gojyo's and a unlit cigarette hung from the corner of her lips with a lighter in hand.

"Who am I"? she asked us.

We all called out, "Gojyo"! fortunatly the monk didn't wake up. Hands shot up to have a go at the game, the once quiet inn room filled with noise. The fight must have worn Sanzo out good, he never woke up just kept snoring away.

"Me next! me next"! yelled out Amber, jumping up from her seat and dancing a bit with a hand rose in the air.

"Bet the monkey screws up the game when he goes".

"Hey shut up ya stupid kappa"! the comment earned a kick in the face and in return a punch to the hybrids gut. Then the fight was brought the the floor, curse words and punches flying left and right.

"Can you two stop fighting for one minute, your going to wake up-.. oops too late he's starting to stir".

"Now you two, its just a game be reasonable".

Gunshots errupted in the air. "SHUT UP"!....


Gojyo:Sanzo is a bald stubborn ass monk, I am Sha Gojyo and I approve this message.

Ash:-Cracks up- Sanzo loves to wear Ninja turtle feety pajama's, I am Ashurri Fostuua and I approve this message.

Kim:Sanzo is the king of the fan of doom, I am Kimiko and I approve this message.

Goku:Hi! Sanzo likes to.. -Reads a song off of Ashurri's ipod- Likes to rock his booty every where... eww... I am Son Goku and I approve this message!

Hakkai:-Gives a amused smile- Sanzo is what crude monk that shoots people even if he knows that buddah forbids taking a life, I am Cho Hakkai and I approve this message.

Amber:Sanzo rocks the Jesus shoes! Power of christ! I am Amber and I approve this message.

Lyn:Sanzo is a donkey mixed with a onion, a ass that will bring a tear to your eye. I am Lynto and I approve this message. -Everyone errupts into laughter-

Ash:Saiyuki has nothing to do with the president debates and we are sorry for making fun of it. Thanks for reading and reviewing! I do not own Saiyuki Reload or its characters, they belong to Kazuya Minekura. Kim, Lyn, Amber, and I are real. I am Ash and I approve this message. ^^

Sanzo:-Reads the past credits and gets ass whooping fan out- Die...

Kim:THE FAN OF DOOM!!!!!

Lyn:RUN!!!!! -Everyone scatters with gunshots followed closely behind-.