Please see author's note in previous chapter if you have not already.
It's a flying goblin on a rail, never takes a rest
Flying through the mountains and the snow
It can kill you most painfully, though your loud protests,
'Cause that's the way things happen in the Goblin Kingdom.
Ow, ow, the victim screams,
That's the sound of her screaming,
Swords will sever some limbs,
Gollee, look at 'em go
When your turn will come, who knows, anybody's guess,
'Cause that's the way things happen in the Goblin Kingdom,
When we kill you
We'll scream "Yeah!"
We'll kill you with
A "Bang bang bang!"
"Hoof hoof hoof"
Laughing all the way
We have guillotines and real sharp swords
That rival all the rest
But you'll never see us advertise,
It's a simple fact we stay on track
Though sometimes we raid farms,
But that can only happen in the Goblin Kingdom
"Hiss hiss", the steaming mist
That's the sound of forging,
"Clang clang" the anvils go,
What a wonderful sword,
With a fluffy seat that's great to eat,
Boy, it's just the best
Wishing would it never have to end
With a little luck, you won't survive,
There's no need to stress
'Cause that's the way things happen in the Goblin Kingdom
Lights are gleaming
far into the caves,
You're not dreaming
May I present . . .
An empty skull!
If it's penguins you expected
You surely haven't guessed
We all live under the ground,
With a little luck, you won't survive,
There's no need to stress
'Cause that's the way things happen in the Goblin Kingdom
Ow, ow, the victim screams,
That's the sound of her screaming,
Swords will sever some limbs,
Gollee, look at 'em go
Come on and join us, and come along
You don't get a choice,
'Cause that's the way things happen in the Goblin Kingdom.
When we kill you
We'll scream "Yeah!"
We'll kill you with
A "Bang bang bang!"
"Hoof hoof hoof"
Laughing all the way
Come on and join us, come along
You can be our guest
'Cause that's the way things happen in the Goblin Kingdom
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