Kisdota: Doing a little better I hope. I went over the work I used to do before, I really need to work on that again maybe get someone to beta read all those mistakes I made. Yet I can really see how funny I used to be, I need to do a lot better than I'm doing now, YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


(10/28/2011, After School, First floor)

"Chie-san I know it sounds bad, but you can't really be mad at me forever," Suzuka said to Chie who was pretending not to pay any attention to her, "You know if you had told me what it is that you and Yosuke do on your dates I wouldn't have gotten desperate, and in my defense I never did get to finish my plan."

Chie just gathered up her things and packed everything before heading out the front door with a bunch of other students. She still didn't say anything to her, but Suzuka kept trying to apologize.

"What is it that you're mad about exactly? Yes what I did was a bit… hypocritical of me I admit it, and I guess it was wrong of me to try and manipulate your friends to get them together in an attempt to get a mole into one of your dates… That was… I wasn't going to tell-… I… God I am just a bad as you at apologizing," Suzuka said trying to think of a better way to say those words.

"Suzuka," Chie finally said, "There's a reason I don't like telling you what I do alone it's because you go ballistic," she told her.

"I do not," Suzuka defended.

"When I give you just the subtle hints of what me and Yosuke do you automatically assume that he 'forced himself on me' or 'he hit me'," Chie said.

"W-Well… fine I suppose, but I still worry for you," Suzuka said.

"So what? That's supposed to make me feel better? You got Susano-O to try and trick Yukiko and Souji together, are they even really a couple?" Chie asked.

"Yes! They are… I-I'm sure," Suzuka said, "All Susano-O did was get Yukiko jealous, and Souji interested and… I'm not sure what he did at the end," Suzuka admitted.

"You don't even know everything he did?" Chie asked her.

"I-I made sure he didn't do anything over the line!" Suzuka said quickly.

"So you're allowed to trust Susano-O, but I can't trust Yosuke?" Chie asked her.

"Why do you even care anyway? You told me you were just using him for free food!" Suzuka accused.

"I was… I am," Chie said blushing a bit.

"So you don't like him?" Suzuka asked.

"Hey that has nothing to do with this, you were scheming behind my back," Chie said pointing at Suzuka.

"You were keeping information from me too," Suzuka argued back.

"At least you knew I had info, is there anything else you've been keeping behind my back?" Chie asked her.

"Y-… n-no nothing," Suzuka stuttered.

"Damn it you stuttered! What else did you do? Does anyone else know what's going on between me and Yosuke?" Chie asked her angry.

"Well no… uh… well technically I told Amaterasu I guess," Suzuka admitted.

"When?" Chie asked.

"Well… it was before you told Yukiko," Suzuka admitted ashamed.

"UGH!" Chie groaned turning around again.

"Oh come on she was going to find out eventually!" Suzuka argued.

"You promised you wouldn't say anything!" Chie told her.

"Amaterasu didn't tell anybody alright!" Suzuka said.

"That's not the point," Chie told her, "I know you're me! I know you're just trying to keep an eye on me! But when it gets to the point where you're trying to spy on me-! I don't care if you're me or not I have my own life I want to live! And I don't need you thinking I can't be trusted making my own judgment!"

"Well if you don't tell me what it is that you're doing then what am I supposed to think?" Suzuka asked her.

"You're definitely not supposed to think he's been beating me!" Chie yelled.

"I don't know that for sure!" Suzuka told her.

"If you really think that Yosuke is that bad of a person then you have a real problem!" Chie angrily yelled at her.

"And if he wasn't you wouldn't be keeping me in the dark all the time!" Suzuka angrily yelled at her.

"FINE!" Chie yelled back, "If that's what you want then fine!" she angrily and hurriedly took out her cell phone and began making a call.

"What are you doing?" Suzuka asked.

"Hello?" Chie heard from her phone.

"Hey Yosuke," Chie greeted.

"W-Chie what are you doing?" Suzuka asked worried.

"What do you want?" Yosuke asked sounding glum at her, he was still a bit mad at her for signing him up for the cross-dressing pageant.

"You wanna do something tonight?" Chie asked him.

"You want-… you're kidding right? After what you did?" Yosuke asked mad at her.

"I know I know," Chie said quickly, "Look I'm getting sick of Suzuka being on my case for these… well… nights we hang out."

"Still don't want to call them dates?" Yosuke asked her sounding offended.

"F-Fine dates… look can we just go on a… date?" Chie asked.

"Why should I?" Yosuke asked.

"Oh come on!" Chie groaned pleadingly.

"C-Chie! Don't beg him! He's not worth it!" Suzuka instructed.

"Does she still hate me?" Yosuke asked.

"Yeah she keeps thinking you might be beating or raping me," Chie told him.

"D-DON'T TELL HIM THAT! I don't think that!" Suzuka yelled embarrassed.

"She thinks what? The hell-? YOU'RE the one who does that!" Yosuke argued.

"I do not!" Chie argued back at him.

"Yes you do! Every time I make a dirty joke you kick me, and the place you keep kicking me. I'm pretty sure it counts as harassment!" Yosuke told her.

"You've been beating him back? Why didn't you tell me this? I would have been so much more relaxed if you told me," Suzuka said as she was listening in.


(With Yosuke)

"Not now Suzuka!" Chie told her.

"Anyway I'm not going out, it's been a busy day and I don't have any work to do at Junes. I wanna actually relax today not waste more of my money," Yosuke told her.

"Wait wait wait wait!" Chie tried to get him to stay on the phone, "Look I'm sorry for the whole cross-dressing pageant alright?" she said.

"That doesn't make it better now does it?" Yosuke asked her.

"Will you stop being a baby?" Chie asked him.

"Oh sure Chie, that's exactly what you did wasn't it?" Yosuke asked her.

"What's she doing?" Susano-O asked.

"She wants me to take her out," Yosuke told him.

"Really? After everything she did? Call her Amatsu-Mikaboshi, " Susano-O told him.

"Chie you're an Amatsu-Mikaboshi," Yosuke said, "What did I just call her?" he asked.


"OOGH! I'm gonna kill that bastard!" Suzuka said angrily.

"Why? What did he say?" Chie asked confused.

"What are you even trying to prove to me? So far all I see is that I was right in not trusting him," Suzuka said.

"Hey screw you!" Yosuke called from the phone.

"Wanna say that again simpleton!" Suzuka yelled into Chie's phone.

"STOP! This is the opposite of what I wanted!" Chie told her, "Look just go out with me and I'll make you a deal alright?" she said.

"What kind of deal?" Yosuke asked.

"Just go out with me tonight and Susano-O can come along," Chie said.

"Wh-d-huh?" Suzuka suddenly felt mortified.

"And I'll take Suzuka along too for him," Chie said.

"HUH?" Suzuka yelled.

"You're gonna take Suzuka along on this?" Yosuke asked a bit surprised.

"Yup," Chie confirmed.

"Wait wait wait! I'm not doing this! What makes you think I'll actually agree to this?" Suzuka asked her.

"You wanted to see what I do on my dates? There you go! But I'm not taking you along just to babysit me! You want to come, then you're going to need a date," Chie told her.

"ggghhhh," Suzuka's whole body shuddered from sudden chills, "Do you have to call it a date? And with him? I'm sure I could get anyone else… of the five guys I know."

"It's either that or nothing," Chie told her.

"Hey don't we get a say in this?" Yosuke asked from the phone.

"What you don't want to?" Chie asked.

"Ugh… fine," Yosuke agreed, "… oh wait no."

"What? Why not?" Chie asked.


"Susano-O's sorta advising me not to go, and annoying as he is I'm going to take his advice," Yosuke told her.

"He does know that he gets to go out with Suzuka right? Isn't that like something he's been wishing for?" Chie asked.

"Yeah I guess I was," Susano-O said to the phone, "But you know after today she's not exactly as attractive as I once thought."

"W-What!" the sound of Suzuka forcibly taking the phone from Chie was heard, "Then what the hell was all the flirting about?"

"Oh you know, before I always thought you're dislike of men was some kind of phobia," Susano-O told her.

"It's not a phobia! I have no fear of men!" Suzuka told him.

"Yeah I know that now," Susano-O told her, "Look, I'm saying this not because I want to insult you, and because I know I'm at a safe distance from you. You, Suzuka, are a real piece of work."

"Susano-O," Suzuka said quietly, but very angrily.

"I can understand that you think men are pigs… I don't blame you, you're pretty much right, but still even pigs raised for slaughter aren't abused their whole life. And that's what you do, abuse."

"SuusSANNo-OO," Suzuka's anger was seething out of her calm tone.

"I can even understand why you would go so far as to get the other guys signed up for the cross-dressing pageant," Susano-O said.

"You can?" Yosuke said confused.

"But the difference is that we were excited because we thought the girls would do well, you were excited because we were suffering," Susano-O said

"SuurrsssaRRnnURRooo-OOO!"

"You're completely judgmental, stereotypical, a sexist, and in all honesty a bitch."

*BZZZZZTZ-tZZt-BZZzzzttZZttTTzz*

"… and you don't understand that an electrical current can't travel through cell phones."

"SHUT UP!" Suzuka yelled.

"So no, I'm not up for that date," Susano-O said.

"Look I'm really sorry about the whole pageant thing okay? Please, just one okay! Just one today and I promise I'll never ask you to… go out with me again," Chie said uneasy.

"Yeah maybe you didn't hear what I said Chie? Give me a choice between that and three circles of hell. Guess which one I'd choose, and come out of it with the least injuries," Susano-O said.

"What if she promises not to hit you or hurt you?" Chie asked.


"What if- no, I don't think a promise is something she can easily keep at this point," Susano-O said.

"Oh you mean like you did?" Suzuka asked sarcastic.

"… yeah I suppose I do owe you for that," Susano-O said.

"What about me?" Yosuke asked.

"Fine, I promise not to hit you tonight," Chie agreed.

"Ahem?" Susano-O cleared his throat.

"Do it Suzuka," Chie ordered holding the phone to her.

"… sigh…," Suzuka let out a long and angry sigh, "I promise… grrr… I promise not to hit you tonightunless provoked."

"Define provoked," Susano-O told her.

"If you touch me," Suzuka told him.


"Fair enough, but I get to make innuendos," Susano-O told her.

"No."

"Suzuka."

"Grrrr… fine."

"Alright, then I'm good to go," Susano-O said.

"Okay if he gets all that, then I still want you not to kick me, I get to choose the place I'm sick of steak, and I get to tell my jokes," Yosuke said.

"Fine, fine, and none that involve two men or two women at the end," Chie told him.

"Uh… okay fine… pick you up at six," Yosuke said.

"See you later sweetie," Susano-O called out before Yosuke hung up.

"RRRGh, I'm gonna kill that bastard!" Suzuka said after she was called that name.


"Ho-hoo, she is gonna kill me for that," Susano-O laughed after Yosuke hung up. The two of them kept walking back to their home, "Hey hey hold up," Susano-O said to Yosuke, "You heard what she said right?"

"About what?" Yosuke asked.

"About just one more date?" Susano-O said.

"Oh… yeah whatever," Yosuke shrugged.

"Really? You remember what it took to even get those dates started right?" Susano-O asked him.

"It's fine… what do you care anyway? I thought you said the girls were a bitch," Yosuke told him.

"Oh I was just mad at her I'm probably going to have to apologize for that in some way that involves pain," Susano-O said, "You can't tell me you're over Chie are you?"

"Uh… I don't know, if she says just one more date I guess I'm fine. Sorta sick of her kicking me anyway," Yosuke said.

"Oh come on, I know what she did was pretty cold, but you'll get over it eventually. You know how proud I was when you finally got the balls to ask Chie if she would keep going out with you?" Susano-O asked him.

"I do, you told me you thought I was big enough to drink from something other than a bottle," Yosuke said looking at Susano-O annoyed.

"Heh heh, classic," he laughed at the fond memory.

"It doesn't matter to me, she wants to stop? That's fine," Yosuke said walking off again.

"Does this mean you're able to imagine someone else in bed with you?" Susano-O asked him.

"… … Damn it! Quit that!" Yosuke yelled at him.

"heh heh, it's gonna be a while till it's over," Susano-O laughed.


(Dojima Household)

When Souji got home he was greeted by his sister Nanako's bright and cheery smile as he usually was. Nanako was a bit disappointed when she wasn't greeted by the same cheery expression, Souji was still acting down from the whole pageant situation. Souji dragged his feet up the stairs to his room and sat on the couch.

"Rough day?" Izanagi asked Souji.

"eh… I've had worse," Souji said sounding down.

"Do you really hate that you have to be a part of that pageant? Kanji and Yosuke weren't feeling that bad about it," Izanagi said.

"I know… I guess it's just something new for me. I mean all my life… straight A's, honors, all the stuff that geniuses get in their educational life. The only reason I'm even still in school is because it was easier for my parents. Now… I'm putting on a dress," Souji said depressed slouching back on his sofa.

"You're not mad are you?" Izanagi asked.

"No… I suppose it's karma for… oh who am I kidding I don't deserve this," Souji said, slouching so much that he was about to fall of the couch.

"Is it that bad?" Izanagi asked.

"No… I'm just taking it more poorly than the others," Souji said.

"Well considering your record at school you were pretty much due for something embarrassing sooner or later. I'm pretty sure an upside to this will show up… somehow," Izanagi said.

"Whatever," Souji said leaning back towards the edge even more.

*Pipipipipipipip*

*Thump*

Souji's phone rang, and he fell off the sofa face first onto the floor. Souji didn't move from his spot and took out his phone.

"Hello?" Souji mumbled from the ground.

"uhhi Souji-kun," Yukiko said.

"mnh?" Souji lifted his face up, "hey Yukiko."

"Hi… so uh… how you doing?" Yukiko asked him.

"Eh… I'm doing alright," Souji said.

"Really? You sound down," Yukiko noticed, "is this about the pageant?"

"Little bit," Souji admitted.

"Sorry about that, me and Amaterasu didn't want to but Suzuka kind of did it before we could say anything," Yukiko said.

"It's fine, I don't blame you or anything," Souji told her.

"So… well what are you doing?" Yukiko asked him.

"Now? Nothing really," Souji said.

"Uh well… I was wondering if you maybe wanted to do something together… just the two… four I guess of us?" Yukiko asked.

"What? Like a date?" Souji asked.

"AHH!" Yukiko suddenly yelped out.

"What's wrong?" Souji asked suddenly worried.

"N-Nothing nothing, A-Amaterasu heard that and… uh I was looking directly at her," Yukiko said.

"Oh… she really needs to control her light constant bright flashes could turn you blind," Souji said, "Anyway yeah I guess I could go out and do something for the day. I'll meet you at… wanna go to Okina, there's more to do there than here."

"H-huh? Uh s-sure yeah… Okina… I-I'll see you at the station at… f-five?" Yukiko asked sounding nervous.

"Sure… see you later," Souji said hanging up, he got up off the floor and headed for the bathroom.

"What was that about?" Izanagi asked.

"Get yourself ready, we're going on a date," Souji told him.

"Did she say it was one or did you say it was one," Izanagi asked him.

"I said it, but she didn't deny it," Souji told him.


(Inaba Station)

Souji and Yukiko both met each other at the Inaba station, Souji bought the two of them their tickets and they looked for a place to wait for the train to arrive.

"So how did Teddie take the news that he would be a part of the school pageant?" Yukiko asked.

"He got excited, Kintoki thinks they're doing something ritualistic or something I don't know," Souji said.

"What lie did he get told?" Yukiko asked.

"Hey isn't that Suzuka?" Amaterasu asked.

"What? Where?" Yukiko looked where Amaterasu was pointing, a short way away was Suzuka with Chie who hadn't seemed to notice her friends.

"Hey Suzu-!"

"Wait hold on," Izanagi raised his hand in front of her and stopped Amaterasu from signaling her, "Isn't that Susano-O and Yosuke to?" Izanagi asked.

"What?" Souji was suddenly interested and saw where he was pointing, sitting next to Chie was Yosuke, and Susano-O was also there. Even Izanagi found it strange that Suzuka wasn't acting violent to Susano-O who was an inch away from her.

"Are they… together?" Souji asked like he wasn't able to understand.

"Yeah remember? Yosuke and Chie are both… well Chie is completely denying it but they're totally dating," Yukiko said.

"N-Nee-san!" Amaterasu said worried.

"They're dating?" Souji questioned.

"Omph!" Yukiko suddenly slapped both her hands over her mouth, "I wasn't supposed to say anything! Please don't tell Chie I said anything," she pleaded.

"I-I won't don't worry," Souji said calming her down, "So… how long… have they been dating?"

"Ever since that bet they made."

"Nee-san!"

"OMPH!" Yukiko covered her mouth again.

"That long why hasn't Yosuke said anything?" Souji asked.

"Though you don't have to tell us if you were supposed to keep this a secret," Izanagi said before Yukiko said anything.

"They w- U-eh-u-uh I can't say anything," Yukiko said remembering to keep what she could a secret.

"Oh man… I want to follow them," Souji said.

"What?" Yukiko said.

"I mean when's the next time we're going to get a chance at this… oh… right sorry," Souji said, "I-I'm sure you and Amaterasu want to do something other than spy on Yosuke and Chie," he told Yukiko.

"… …. I want to see what they're doing to," Yukiko stated.

"Ooh yes," Souji cheered quietly, "Let's go wait in the back, make sure they don't notice us," he said.

"Should we really be doing this?" Izanagi asked concerned.

"Do you not want to?" Souji asked him.

"Oh no I'm very interested," Izanagi told him, "But this seems like an invasion of their privacy."

"I wanna see!" Amaterasu said excited.

"W-really?" Izanagi asked.

"I've been dying to see what Chie does on her dates, she makes them sound like so much fun," Amaterasu said.

"Why do you want-?"

"Ah-eheheh," Souji stopped him from saying anything, "Izanagi we don't need some kind of signal for them," he whispered.

"Oh… right," Izanagi remembered that Amaterasu became shiny when embarrassed.

"What are you two talking about?" Amaterasu asked.

"Nothing," Souji and Izanagi said at the same time.


Kisdota: Well I was planning on making this just a single chapter, but this is longer than I thought it would be. I think I got some of my previous humor into it I hope. Next chapter to finish, then I'll get back to the whole pageant thing. YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Persona'l Problems

"You're getting way too into this," Rise told Teddie, she had met him and Kintoki at Junes who were both shopping for anything to make them look womanly.

"What do you expect? People are all expecting Teddie-dono to look the most prettiest," Kintoki said.

"I don't know if you're saying that properly," Himiko said, "And do you need all this?" she asked pointing at the two large bags Teddies was carrying.

"Yeah, you're supposed to dress like a woman not shop like one," Rise said.

"We're going to need a lot of materials to make sure Teddie-dono wins," Kintoki said.

"What the hell?" Himiko looked into one of the bags and saw something he shouldn't have, "You have women's bras? Really?"

"What? What do you have that for?" Rise asked.

"Well how is Teddie-dono going to look like a woman without a bra?" Kintoki asked.