A/N: They say you are at your best mood in the day at 4PM. And they're right, because that's usually when school gets out. :D!!
From: The Chick Three
Subject: Wonderwalls
HALLO MELON-KUN!!!
Near made a grammar error! o; I saw it, and it will have Melon-kun very pleased. Hahaha... Near, you can "hack my computer" anytime, kiddo. ;D
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I've been helping with your myspace, no? But now it's finally finished. Smexy and all! Isn't it? -pokes you- And I see you guys have been replying to all comments and shiz with my assistance. C: Near was a great help to know what you guys like -pats him on the head and hands him a cookie-.
Well there's still so much I need to know! And there have been numerous famous questions throughout history that I thought I would bring to your attention...
1. Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
2. How 'bout them apples? (I hate apples. -barfs-)
3. Whose line IS it anyways?
4. WHO wants to be a millionaire?
5. Deal or no deal?
6. What's a Wonderwall anyways?
7. Are you and Matt each others wonderwalls (whatever it is). Because I think that would be kawaii. Unless wonderwalls are like... porta potties. Larf.
8. Will that rabbit on the TRIX cereal commercials EVER get to eat some TRIX?
9. Hey there, Delilah. What's it like New York City?
10. -on a cell phone- Can you hear me now?
11. WWJCD? What would Jesus Christ do?
12. Will you marry me... MATT?! (It's a famous question AND you can't blame a girl for asking.)
13. Can anybody find meeeee... somebody to love?
14. Where do babies come from? (Harhar...)
15. Do you know the Muffin Man?
-sigh- That's enough for now I suppose. I had more yesterday. Oh yeah and CE4UW48W;'4I8'WSDUYA at that description of fishy baby making D:! Too graphic, Melon, too graphic! And AHHH!! YOU STOLE THE RUBBER DUCK NEAR GAVE ME, BETCH! YOU SHALL PAY! -chases after you-
Sincerely:::::The Chick Three (My translator ran out of languages D:!)
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Dear The Chick Three,
Near is a big fat liar who needs to work out more. AND GIVING HIM A COOKIE ISN'T HELPING HIS DIET! ……Ahahaha! Stupid Near can't write correctly! XD!!!
1. Near! That fatass!
2. ……You mean who stole apples from the applejar?
3. That show makes me lol and rofl and lmao. Eheh.
4. I'm already a millionaire. ;D
5. There's a local version of that show in my manager's country. Real funny.
6. Isn't that a song? The manager likes that song.
7. What the hell does 'larf' mean??
8. No. Haha. Stupid bunny. That's what he gets for advertising for that crap cereal. Lucky Charms FTW.
9. Ssh, don't sing that. The manager has bad memories with that song.
10. What model is that? I'm not answering unless it's an iPhone.
11. Kill himself (how emo).
12. Matt is married to Tifa Lockheart and her bigass jugs, unfortunately. If you have biggerass jugs than Tifa, and can kick butt, then he agrees.
13. I'm no dating service! DX!
14. From a woman's 4O85;/ER'?a'EWEG. Yes.
15. Yeah. He was the one who stole the apples from the applejar.
Well, you asked how they did it, and I answered! Besides, this thing's rating is up, so "fishy baby making" is allowed! TAKE BACK HIS COOKIE THEN! IT HAD CHOCOLATE IN IT! DX!!!
A/N: Regarding number 9, sorry. Haha. I dedicated that song to someone I liked, and the lyrics were on the first letter I sent to that person. But…well, yeah. Heartbreak. Ouch. Hahaha. Send your Qs to: snowrabbit399(at)gmail(dot)com!
