Oh, my, holy, god! This chapter is...okay, it's getting repetitive, the longest chapter so far, in the making of this chapter, I found out that I like to write drabbles! Yayz! XD
...But don't expect more longer chapters after this one. T.T
Anyway, the next chapter is the introduction of the next new world, that means a new interaction with new characters with Brawl characters (including Chris).
Some of these drabbles are funny, dramatic, general or whatever you call it, read, enjoy and review please!
A reminder, if ANYONE (not going to say names) ask me something like if we were in some kind of forum to talk, don't turn YOUR review in something private that nobody shouldn't know! Send me a PM instead of doing that!... Phew, and don't take this as a rant, just a "friendly reminder."
Subspace
Deep inside the Great Maze
"And that concludes my awesome report!" Porky said laughing maniacally.
"You fool..." Tabuu said frowning.
"Hey! What do you mean by fool? I killed that stupid teenager!"
"IMPUDENT LITTLE OLD BRAT!" Tabuu's voice boomed inside the Subspace. "He managed to stay alive! But no, you had to stay there being an nuisance, watching him about to die!"
"I-I don't get it!"
"Ugh, let me put this easier to explain to a simple brain like yours," The Ancient Minister said. "You had the perfect opportunity to kill him, but instead, you stopped watching him crying in pain ignoring the best chance to finish him."
"Just thank someone else that I gave you another opportunity to stay here," Tabuu said. "Now," Tabuu turned to Wolf, who was back to normal. "What's your excuse for failing in this mission?"
Wolf crossed his arms. "They got me when I was distracted."
"Humph, at least is not a pathetic excuse like him."
"Hey!" Porky said angrily.
"SHUT UP!" Tabuu ordered, creating a shiver in Porky's old spine. "What did Ganondorf said about our offer?"
"Not good," The Ancient Minister said shaking his head. "He refused to cooperate after they defeated Morpheel and he decided to conquer Hyrule by his own."
Tabuu chuckled evily. "Fool...he will return here seeking more power, everyone in the universe is a fool in hunger of more power...is the next invasion ready to follow the plans?"
The Ancient Minister looked away and Tabuu was glaring at him. "My lord...we have a serious problem here, we were almost going to the next world, which was new thanks to the kid, but a problem appeared from nowhere and we can't-"
"WHAT?!" Tabuu's voice once again echoed through the Subspace.
"I beg for your forgiveness my lord, but it appears that the hands have sealed the ways to all the worlds using their powers about an hour ago. The spell should stop working after 24 hours have passed."
"That means we're stuck in here then?" Wolf asked.
"Master Hand, always making me mad!" Tabuu said furiously.
"S-s-say Tabuu my eternal master!" Porky said studdering. "Maybe if you let me infiltrate their mansion, I can possibly defeat them!"
Tabuu was starting to think. "Hmm...good plan, but I only have enough power to let one person go to their headquarters, and that person will be you."
Wolf stomped the floor angrily. "Hold on a sec! How come this old brat gets the chance to invade that mansion and not me? This is the perfect chance to kill Fox!"
"SILENCE!" Tabuu yelled furiously and Wolf grunted. "My decision is final! You will obey and listen to my orders you inferior being!"
Wolf pointed at Tabuu with one finger. "Just to let you know, I'm not the kind of person who doesn't defends himself from his "boss", so watch your words."
Tabuu was getting now really furious and he snaps his fingers, a force field suddenly covers Wolf totally before it sent electricity of high voltage to him, he tries to resist but he yells in pain before the electricity stops.
"Now, what did you say?" Tabuu asked narrowing his eyes at Wolf.
"I...will...obey...your orders." Wolf said falling to his knees as the force field disappeared.
"Ha-ha! You ma-de him ma-ad!" Porky teased Wolf stupidly.
"Shut...up." Wolf said getting up.
"Now prepare, this will be an undercover mission, so don't get caught." The Ancient Minister said. "(...Why this nightmare needs to continue?)"
Smash Mansion
Lucario's Room
I'm Sorry, Master!
The sun soon rose up from the far away hills of the mansion and it touches the whole building with light, the birds outside woke up and they flew to the north chirping.
Inside Lucario's Room, from the bed, Chris was slowly opening his eyes and he yawned a little, before noticing that his right hand was above Lucario's head between his ears, he made a confused face and he approached him moving a little his head.
"Lucario, wake up, it's morning already." Chris whispered gently to him, Lucario grumbled a little, then yawned opening his mouth, revealing a little his fangs and finally, opening slowly his eyes to see Chris looking at him.
"Chris!" Lucario said smiling and he stood up putting Chris's right hand down in the bed. "How are you feeling today?"
"I think I can walk for now, the pain is lesser than yesterday." He said giving Lucario a little smile.
Lucario's smiled faded away and he looked at floor. "...Master..."
"Huh? Did you call me Master again? Lucario, I thought we were done with that a long time ag-" Lucario quickly embraced Chris and he closed his eyes.
"I'm sorry, Master!" Lucario said with tears coming from his eyes above Chris's left shoulder.
"Why are you apologizing?" Chris asked confused.
"It's my fault! That severe injure you got yesterday was because of me!"
"Lucario, stop now! First, stop calling me Master! Second, get a hold of yourself please!" Chris said pushing Lucario away from him. "I-it's not like you to cry like that too!"
"Chris, I'm sorry!" Lucario said kneeling to him. "Please, don't be mad at me!"
"Lucario, stop!"
"If I only were closer to you, I could have protected you!"
"Lucario."
"I was very scared to lose you in that moment!"
"Lucario."
"It's not your fault, it's not your fault!"
"Lucario."
"I should be the one to die here!"
"LUCARIO!" Chris punched Lucario in the face. "I SAID STOP AND LISTEN TO ME!"
Lucario rubbed his cheek. "See? I made you mad! I'm a total failure!"
"Lucario..." Chris was now starting to cry. "Please...listen to me!"
Lucario wiped out his tears. "F-for what? There's nothing that can cure me!"
"Why Lucario? Why are you crying now? It's not your fault and you know it, please...calm down and hear me!"
Lucario was starting to tremble a little and he nodded slowly. "O-okay..."
Chris sighed. "Thank you...now, listen Lucario, you don't have to act guilty every time an enemy hurts me, it's my fault in the first place that I got wounded!"
"B-but..."
"No buts! Now explain to me," Chris sniffed. "Tell me...what are you afraid of?"
"I-I'm afraid of your death, I'm scared to not see you again, you're the only person that really matters to me..."
"...Tell me you're not in love with me or some-"
"NO!" Lucario yelled with a glare.
"O-okay! I understand! Please, continue!"
Lucario gasped a little. "I-I'm sorry for yelling at you...as I was saying, it scares me to see you hurt, I still remember the day you found me in your house, I knew later that the humans normally would go away from me because they could be afraid of someone like me...but you were the only one who cured me from that fever, I felt like I was in my home, being alone for so much time was painful to you, and I couldn't stand it and decided to live with you..." He looked outside the window. "And who knew we were destined to meet each other, and to get ourselves involved into this world."
Chris looked down. "...You still remember that stormy night...right Lucario?"
"Yes."
"...I...I really admire you so much." Chris said with a little smile.
"No!" Lucario turned to Chris. "How could I can be admired if I couldn't protect you?!"
"Even so! I'm still so happy to be living thanks to the strength you gave to me!"
"But I...didn't give you strength."
"Of course you did!" Chris said closing his eyes with a smile. "Since you saved me from many things in the past, I was able to realize that I needed to be strong just like you!"
"..."
"And with this chance to save my world...no...all the worlds is the perfect opportunity to be a real hero like you are!"
Lucario looked away. "But...what if something happens to you in the way?"
"I have you and the others to be safe!"
"Then that doesn't make sense about your injury!"
"No, you don't understand, remember to what you told to Pichu when we met him? You said that if he wants to be brave, he needs first to suffer in the battles, and that was exactly what I...suffered."
"...I have to...think carefully the next time..."
"Why? It was right what you said!"
"...Y-you think so?"
"Yeah! I'm so proud of you!... Wow, that sounded like I was a father or something," Chris said scratching his head. "I think of you as the big brother I never had before...even if you have only like 10 or 9 months of birth."
Lucario looked down to the floor and clenched his hands, showing his fangs. "...Chris..."
"Huh? What is it?"
"..." Lucario kneeled to Chris once again. "...Thank you for making me realize my trouble..." He noticed that Chris was hugging him and Lucario's eyes widened.
"Everything will be fine," Chris said closing his eyes and patting Lucario's back. "I promise to you, everything will be fine."
"...How?"
"Everything will be fine if we work together, not only you and me, but all of our friends, comrades and allies in the mansion and the other worlds, like Paula, Jeff, Toon Link, Medli, Komali, Mudkip, Chikorita, Krystal, Slippy, Peppy, ROB, Maylene, Cynthia, Riley, all the Lucarios including your sister, Olimar, Kumatora, Duster, Boney, everyone is counting on us!... Except Maylene, Cynthia and Riley, they don't know anything about our mission."
"...I'm surprised..."
"Why?"
"You remembered all of them until now."
"Well of course! They're special! And you know them too!"
"I forgot who is Knuckles though..."
"..."
Chris started to laugh loudly and Lucario just chuckled to himself with closed eyes. "Oh, Lucario!" Chris wiped out a tear. "Stop kidding me!"
"As you wish." Lucario said nodding and smiling.
"So, how do you feel now? Can we start with the Aura Training you promised to me?"
"What's wrong?"
"Chris, didn't you notice something when you punched me?"
"...Wait, your face wasn't so strong like before..."
"...I...I lost my aura Chris."
Chris gasped. "W-what?! H-how?!"
"I don't know, maybe my preocupation about you didn't let me to concentrate well, please watch this." Lucario said trying to make his hand to glow with aura and closed his eyes. "...See?"
"Lucario, tell me if I'm wrong but, isn't your hand glowing right now?"
"What?" Lucario looked at his hand and it was glowing with aura as he wished. "My aura...is back!"
"Maybe because you don't feel worried anymore, I'm so glad that everything went well and that means that you can train me after all!"
Lucario's hand stopped glowing and he got up. "Now, I will protect you this time without mistakes..."
"Thank you!" Chris said smiling. "Now what do you want to do?"
Lucario looked outside the window. "...I want to yell...loud."
"Then, go ahead! It'll inspire me!"
Lucario smiled upon hearing that if he yelled it would inspire Chris, his body was starting to glow and he embraced himself, before opening his arms in a fighting stance, yelling at the sky with a big roar.
"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"SHUT UP!" Many voices inside the rooms of the mansion came before returning to sleep.
"WHOA!" Somebody said in a room dropping various rounded objects.
"...That was your plan, right Chris? Getting a scold from everyone for me?" Lucario asked smiling a little and Chris couldn't resist more before laughing out loud.
"You fell for it!" Chris said holding his stomach. "HAHAHA-UGH!"
"Chris!" Lucario yelled placing his hand in Chris's back.
"I still need to...rest...but...I'll be fine for today." Chris said looking at Lucario.
Lucario sighed. "There you go again, pushing yourself around."
"At least I have you to help me."
"...You couldn't be more right than before." Lucario said shaking his head and smiling a little.
"Thank you, now, could you do me a favor and remove my bandages please?"
"Yes." Lucario said untying the bandages around Chris's body, taking the long trail of bandage in circles around him. "(...What the...)" Lucario's eyes widened a lot after finishing Chris's favor, his eyes found a big atrocity behind Chris and the world traveler looked at him confused.
"Lucario, why did you gasp just now?"
"(A...long...scar...)" Lucario though terrified after finding a long scar that was running from the throat to the middle of the back, if Chris knew about the scar that he wasn't aware of, he could be very shocked.
"Lucario?"
"Nothing, I was just thinking about...the Aura Training you want to do." Lucario said sweating a little.
"Oh, you're right, I can't wait to train with you."
Lucario sighed "(...Stay calm...if he doesn't know...nothing will go wrong...)" He thought before throwing the bandage outside the window, which it fell conveniently inside a trash can with the help of the wind.
Find That Pokémon!
Hallway
The duo got outside the room, walking in the hallway as Chris changed his job to Aura Apprentice and closed the door of their room.
"Now let's see if there is something for breakfast." Chris said.
"...Wait..." Lucario said looking around.
"What now?"
"Don't you feel the tremble?"
"Tremble?" Chris noticed that the floor was trembling suddenly. "E-earthquake!"
"Not, it's too silent to be an earthquake, someone is causing thi-" Lucario was interrupted before both found a stampede of little Pokémon just running from the left to the right, they watched the Pokémon running away with a cloud of dust, causing them to cough a little.
Chris coughed. "Lucario! D-did you see that?"
"The Pokémon that appeared from nowhere?"
"Yes! They were like, 15 of them?"
"Correct, they were a Bellossom, a Bonsly, a Chikorita, an Electrode, a Gulpin carrying a Goldeen, a Meowth, a Munchlax, a Piplup, a Staryu, a Togepi, a Torchic, a Weavile and a Wobbuffet, and if my memory lets me remember, there was a Manaphy with them too."
"But why did they run away? And how did they get outside their Pokebal-"
"GUUUYYSSS! HELP ME!"
"Isn't that Lucas?" Chris asked as Lucas came running to them, panting heavily.
"Guys! I need your help! Those creatures got out from some rounded things I accidentaly dropped to the floor!" Lucas said flailing his arms.
"First, they're Pokémon, second, those rounded things were Pokeballs, third, what were you doing?" Chris asked.
"Well..."
Flashback
Storage Room
"I decided to wake up earlier in the morning to see the Storage Room, where all the items are stored, obviously, because Ness showed me this locked room, and I used my PK Fire to burn down the lock and I entered inside." Lucas narrated.
"So this is the Storage Room with the items Ness told me about..." Lucas said looking around the Storage Room, then he found a door with a golden label with the word "Pokeballs" on it. "I wonder what are Pokeballs?" Lucas wondered to himself as he opened the door, leading to a solitary shelf with 30 Pokeballs, labeled with the names of some Pokémon in each one.
The curiosity was one of Lucas's weakness, he took 15 random Pokeballs in his arms to inspect them, there was an instruction in the wall to how to release the Pokémon inside the Pokeballs.
"But...what if I get in trouble for doing this? Master Hand will be mad at me for sure..." Lucas thought scared and walked towards the shelf slowly to put all the Pokeballs to their places, Master Hand was a person with a clean past of hard work, but if Lucas dared to play with the items outside matches, Master Hand's color could change from white to a strong red of fury with smoke.
Just as he was about to put the first one in the shelf...
"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
"SHUT UP!" Many voices inside the rooms of the mansion came before returning to sleep.
"WHOA!" Lucas tripped where he was standing, dropping all the Pokeballs in the floor by accident and each one shone, opening themselves by their own releasing all the Pokémon inside them, Lucas backed away scared to the wall and all of them looked around very confused, before running away from the Storage Room, leaving Lucas with a very terrified face.
End of flashback
Lucario looked away embarrassed, his huge roar just made Lucas to get himself into trouble by accident.
"I don't know what will Master Hand do to me! Ness told me one time that he seriously hurted someone named Captain Falcon when he poured beer in the punch in a party of the mansion, and everybody got drunk, even Pichu!" Lucas said scared and put his hands above his head shaking.
"D-don't worry Lucas we'll help you." Lucario said.
"T-thank you!" Lucas said sighing.
"Well, first we have to distract Master Hand or his brother to see the Pokémon, Lucario, help Lucas while I go to the Command Room." Chris said.
"Understood." Lucario said running away with Lucas, leaving Chris to go directly to the Command Room.
Command Room
"Master Hand?" Chris was able to reach the Command Room and he looked around for the hands. "Master Hand? Crazy Hand? Where are yo-AAAAHHHH!!" He found both hands pilled themselves in the floor unconscious. "MASTER HAND! WAKE UP!"
"...Oww..." Master Hand moaned getting up and floating. "That seal took almost all my energy left..."
"Master Hand! What were you doing in the floor just now?"
"I was sealing all the worlds to prevent anyone to go there, Crazy Hand also took part of this."
"But why? That means we can't go too right?"
"Exactly...that's another reason..."
"Another reason for what?"
"Because I knew you wouldn't recover for this day, then I thought it would be a good idea to let all of you a day of vacation."
"...Wow...I don't know if I need to be happy or relieved for what you did."
"Hey, all my fighters are special to me, you are one of us too."
Chris smiled. "Thanks for worrying about me, but what about Crazy Hand?"
Master Hand looked at his brother. "He'll be fine, but I know he's joking right now."
"Whuzzat?!" Crazy Hand woke up.
"See?"
"...Yes." Chris said chuckling.
"Now, since is our day of vacation, I think I should take a break too," Master Hand looked away. "Nothing can put me in a bad mood...except if some of the Pokémon from the Storage Room got away from someone who couldn't resist the tentation to free them, then I would kill him or her with extreme pain!"
Chris gulped and sweated. "...Y-yes, I know, I mean, who's stupid enough to free them?"
"You're right!" Master Hand and the other two laughed heartily, but Chris was sweating even more than before.
"W-well, go on and sleep in your room! You must be so tired now, right?" Chris said pushing the big hand to the hallway.
"O-okay, but why are you insisting?" Master Hand asked confused.
"Because I say so!" Chris said stopping the hand and waving at him, while Crazy Hand crashed into the walls by accident (or not).
"I'll leave you and the others to do whatever they want to do!" Master Hand said, disappearing in the hallway.
"...(I need to find the Pokémon or Lucas is so dead!)"
Kitchen
Meanwhile, while the chaos was just starting, Jigglypuff, wearing a sleeping hat and Roy, wearing only green shorts and a white shirt, were eating breakfast, waffles.
"At least this isn't Superspicy Curry like before!" Jigglypuff said happily munching a waffle.
"You know, I don't know why," Roy wondered, lifting a whole waffle to his left side and he looked to the right. "But I get this strange feeling."
"What?" The puffball Pokémon asked.
"Something unexpected is going to happen right now, like something or someone hiding from us."
"MUUUUNCH!"
"Did you hear that?" Jigglypuff asked, eating another waffle.
"That must be my imagination." Roy said biting his fork, wait, fork? "Hey! My waffle is gone!" He looked at Jigglypuff eating...a waffle! "Jigglypuff...did you stole my waffle?"
"What are you talking about? This waffle is mine!" Jigglypuff said biting the waffle and putting it to her right side while looking at Roy, because he was to her left.
"Yeah, and how do you explain the disappearance of my waffle?" Roy asked crossing his arms.
"MUUUUNCH!"
"There's that voice again." Roy said.
"Who cares?" Jigglypuff said with a small smirk and she bit her fork...fork? "Hey! My waffle is gone!"
"You mean MY waffle!" Roy protested, picking another waffle with honey spilling over.
"Come on! I'm not Kirby!"
"But both of you are puffballs!"
"Racist!"
"Shorty!"
"Japanese hero!"
"Pinky!"
Jigglypuff gasped. "Why you...Hector's son!"
Roy gasped. "Waffle thief!"
"MUUUUNCH!"
"Waffle kidnapper!"
"That doesn't make sense!" Roy said biting hardly his fork, only to be hurted painfully inside his mouth. "AAAAAHHH!!"
"Ha! You deserved that!" Jigglypuff said pointing with a face of victory to Roy.
"THAT'S IT!" Roy lunged at Jigglypuff and both started a fight in the floor, but it seemed that Jigglypuff was winning because of her hard Pound attack.
Although both were unaware of who was the true thief, it was the Munchlax who escaped from the Storage Room, munching all the waffles while both were fighting and ignoring the glutton Pokémon.
Just then, Lucario and Lucas came from the other side of the room, noticing Munchlax eating the waffles below the table while the 2 were fighting. "There it is!" Lucas said pointing to the Munchlax.
"Aim his Pokeball at him!" Lucario said.
"Okay!" Lucas pointed Munchlax's Pokeball and the red light went towards him, returning Munchlax to his Pokeball. "We got it!"
"Let's find the others!" Lucario suggested and they ran away.
"UGH! STOP!" Roy said hitting the floor as Jigglypuff was bending his leg to his back.
"Ha! I win!" Jigglypuff said triumphaly and she floated and sat on her chair, Roy came 10 seconds ago moaning in pain and sat on his chair too.
"...Roy..." Jigglypuff said smiling, looking at her plate.
"...What?..." Roy asked.
"Our waffles...are gone...and we didn't stole them..."
"...Crap..." He muttered, before both started to bang their heads to their plates.
Fox's Room
"Fooooxxxx." Krystal appeared running towards Fox above a flower field.
"Krystal? What are you doing here?" Fox asked confused.
"You silly, you wanted to see me, right?" Krystal asked with a little smile, stopping in front of him.
"Well...not right now...I'm kind of busy..." Fox protested blushing a little.
"Fox...are you...not pleased to see me again?"
"What?! No! I'm happy!"
"Just look at you...you're so cute when you blush."
"T-that's not right! I'm not blushing!"
"Fox, don't hide it, both know we love each other."
"K-K-Krystal..."
"Shh, don't say it, just...feel it." Krystal slowly closed her eyes and she was approaching her lips towards Fox's.
"(Oh man, she's serious now...what do I do?... Who cares? This is the moment I've been waiting for!)" Fox thought and he did the same action as Krystal, the lips of each other were going to touch very soon as the petals of the flowers around were flying to the blue sky...
"...Bye."
"What?"
Krystal just exploded right in front of Fox, creating a big bang that incinerated the whole field of flowers, sending Fox blasting off to the sky with a great blink.
"Return!" Lucas yelled returning the Electrode that exploded just above Fox, then the 2 ran away to find the other Pokémon.
Fox had the bad luck of getting attacked by the Electrode and he woke up with a very dark face, except for his green eyes that were unnafected.
"...That wasn't a dream?!" He yelled before fainting on his pillow, with smoke getting out his ears.
Pikachu's Room
"MEEEEOOOOWWWWTTTTHHHH!"
"Meowth, don't get in our way..." Pikachu muttered while he was asleep.
"MEEEEOOOOWWWWTTTTHHHH!"
"Meowth, what's up with you?"
"MEEEEOOOOWWWWTTTTHHHH!"
"Since when did you started to say your name?"
"MEEEEOOOOWWWWTTTTHHHH!"
"Ugh, just leave me alone..."
"MEEEEOOOOWWWWTTTTHHHH!!" The Meowth from before suddenly got very angry at Pikachu and he started to throw him a lot of coins using his Pay Day attack, pummeling Pikachu's face with his coins.
"AAAAAHHHHH! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, MEOWTH IS ATTACKING ME!" Pikachu screamed receiving all the coins at his face as his body was being covered under the coins.
For his good luck, Lucas and Lucario came to his rescue and they returned Meowth to his Pokeball, then they went to another direction. Pikachu had his face with a very dumb expression until he woke up, shaking his head.
"What happened to me? First, I was attacked by a Meowth, for god sake, it was a MEOWTH!" Pikachu said annoyed. "Then, the first thing I see is this pile of money above my be...wait...pile of coins?" He found a big pile of coins just below his foots and his eyes glittered in happiness "I'M RICH! MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE! YAYZ!" He jumped inside the pile, playing inside by swimming through, before the whole cash disappeared, leaving Pikachu "swimming" above his bed.
He opened his eyes, the pile of coins gone forever, then he inhaled for 5 seconds before yelling out loud "(Long list of swears and curses.)"
Mewtwo's Room
Mewtwo bothered to use Confusion to catch the Gulpin carrying the Goldeen, then Lucas came and he returned both Pokémon to his Pokeballs and they ran away, leaving Mewtwo in peace as he continued to meditate.
Popo and Nana's Room
"Yeeeeeessssss...more...iiiiiiiiicccccceeee..." Both of them were being frozen by the Weavile from earlier because he was using Blizzard on both of them, but the Weavile was wondering how they could be enjoying it, his original plan was to hurt them just for fun using Blizzard, but that didn't stopped him from trapping them in a big chunk of ice.
"Return!" Lucas returned the Weavile to his Pokeball, then the 2 continued their way.
Inside the ice, the Ice Climbers were shown very happy, creepy...
One of the Many Hallways
"Okay, if I were a Pokémon, where I could be?" Chris wondered getting in a thinking position. "Oh, hey there." He said to the Bonsly from before, entering Falco's Room while he was asleep. "Now where was I...OH GOD!"
Falco's Room
"Get...down...there...please..." Chris whispered pleading to the Bonsly who appeared just above Falco's head, above a wooden platform attached to the wall for books and magazines, the Bonsly was hyperactive for Chris's dismay, because he was saying his name happily and jumping to each side.
"...Peppy...tell...Fox...to...do...a...Barrel...Roll,...not...me..." Falco muttered sleeping, turning his head to the right.
"Please, don't shout and just get here with me." Chris whispered loudly to make the Bonsly to listen to him, but apparently the Bonsly loved to cause mischief to the people around him, and for make everything worse, the little but heavy Pokémon jumped towards Falco's head.
"BONSLY!" The Bonsly said happily.
"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Chris ran towards the Bonsly to catch him in slow-motion, but the Bonsly was winning the race to see who manages to do his work, Chris only managed to close his eyes and block his ears to try to not hear Falco yelling by the pain.
"Return!" A red light touched Chris's right shoulder and he saw the Bonsly being covered in the light before returning to his Pokeball, thanks to Lucas and Lucario, before running away from the room as Chris sighed in relief.
"Phew, that was close..." He muttered wiping out some sweat.
"...Chris! Have you ever heard of privacy time?!" Chris sweatdropped and turned his head to see Falco glaring at him for interrupting his privacy in his room, not only that, he was shirtless showing his blue feathered body which made Chris to blush a little bit.
"I...well..."
"No excuses! Get outta here!" Falco ordered and Chris ran away shaking the thought. "Man, what's wrong with him?" He asked to himself before searching for his clothes.
Pit's Room
"...Hmm...Goddess Palutena...what is that beautiful aroma of today?" Pit muttered while he was asleep, the Chikorita decided to sleep with him to the left of the pillow, curled up and putting her leaf in Pit's nose. (She was female and probably fell in love with Pit).
"Return!" Lucas said returning the sleeping Chikorita to his Pokeball, and both ran away, various seconds later, Chris came panting in front of Pit's door.
"Wait...for me! Please!" Chris said.
And Pit woke up surprised. "Who's there?!"
"Oops."
"Hey, close the door! I'm sleeping now!" Pit said a little angrily before returning to sleep, and Chris listened to his demand, closing the door saying a swear. "I hear that!" Pit said in the pillow.
Marth's Room
The Torchic was burning down Marth's clothes which was fun for the Fire Pokémon, luckily, Marth wasn't aware, his nose was covered in the pillow preventing him from smelling the smoke. Even worse, his cape was disappearing in the ashes.
"Hey! Here it is!" Chris said pointing to the Torchic and Lucas returned the Pokémon to his Pokeball, ignoring the fire that was growing bigger in the room of the japanese swordsman.
Pichu's Room
The Bellossom was hiding from Pichu, looking around his room because he could have sworn hearing someone saying "Bellossom!" and making the decision to find the culprit (even though the culprit wasn't a culprit).
"Oh, good morning!" Pichu said smiling to the trio, who completely ignored him and they searched in the room to find the Grass Pokémon.
"Here." Lucario said pointing to 2 random vases with flowers near the window, and behind them there were Bellossom's flowers of her head, Lucas didn't stopped and he returned the Grass Pokémon to his Pokeball, then they ran away.
"Huh? Lucas dropped this Pokeball by accident." Pichu said finding a Pokeball with the name of a Pokémon. "Oh well, he'll come for it later."
Ness's Room
The Wobbuffet was "staring" at the sleeping Ness, doing absolutely nothing.
Lucas, Lucario and Chris came, returned the Pokémon to his Pokeball, and then, ran away.
Ness sneezed randomly, waking up in the process and wondering if there was someone inside his room just now.
Main Hall
A new waterslide was made in one of the staircases of the Main Hall, wait, what is a waterslide doing in the Main Hall? It was created by the Staryu, using Water Gun to make the slide as the Piplup used Surf to play by going down quickly and walking all the way to the top to play again.
"Sweet! I always wanted a waterslide!" Chris and Lucas said in unison.
"Ahem." Lucario coughed, trying to reminding them of their mission.
"Oh, right, return!" Chris said returning the Piplup to his Pokeball and Lucas returned the Staryu.
"That only leaves one Pokémon left." Lucas said looking at the last Pokeball.
"Hey guys!" Pikachu came with the Togepi from before. "Look! I found Togepi walking around and I decided to bring him to Master Hand!"
"Oh no you don't!" Lucas said returning the Togepi to his Pokeball and Pikachu made a confused face.
"Why did you return him to his Pokeball?" Pikachu asked.
The trio explained everything to Pikachu.
"Then a Meowth did attacked me after all!" Pikachu said annoyed.
"Please, don't tell Master Hand or he will surely murder me!" Lucas pleaded joining his hands.
"Okay okay! But stop doing this, you're embarrassing me!"
Chris and Lucario sighed. "Well, this is over, now Lucas, return the Pokeballs to the Storage Room and everything should be fine after that." Chris said and Lucas ran towards the Storage Room to place all the Pokémon back to their places.
Pikachu turned to them. "Oh, by the way, the others are having a meeting, wondering what world is the next one."
"Oh yes, Master Hand told me that we have a day of vacation today, so we can relax this day without going to any world."
"Hmm, a day of vacation?"
"...Sorta." Chris replied remembering the Pokémon incident.
"That sounds good, follow me to the Living Room."
However, Lucario had something in his mind about all the missing Pokémon, he was trying to remember if there was any left behind by accident, but he decided to think about that later as they followed Pikachu to the Living Room with everyone else.
Living Room
The Living Room was one of the big rooms of all the mansion, with golden and red furnitures ornamenting the place that almost made the room like it was some castle, all of the Smashers were sitting in chairs or above sofas, talking about the next world. Except for Mewtwo, Marth and Pichu, who weren't there at the present time.
"I like the idea of the day of vacation." Falco said crossing his arms behind his head.
"Me too, we could visit Nintendo City again this time." Ness said.
"Nintendo City?" Chris asked.
"Yep, there is a city called Nintendo City just crossing the big hill in front of the mansion, the city is like a big metropolis with all sort of persons visiting it everyday, sometimes friends of our worlds visit the place too!" Pikachu explained.
"(Oh, the irony.)" Chris thought.
As everyone minus Lucario were explaining all the places of Nintendo City, Lucario was in his own world thinking about all the missing Pokémon, he couldn't let the thought go away because there was a Pokémon left, and not a common Pokémon, it was...he looked above the candelabrum hanging in the roof with the shadow of a tiny Pokémon that was silently saying happily...
"Manaphy!"
Lucario's pupils shrunk after hearing the silent wisper of Manaphy, he blinked to grow back his pupils and patted Chris's right shoulder to get his attention.
"Lucario, I'm talking right now, what is it?" Chris asked and Lucario pointed to the candelabrum were Manaphy was hiding giggling happily and Chris made the same action that Lucario made. "Oh...god..." He muttered to himself. "Lucas, Lucas! Look above you!" He whispered to Lucas and he got the same reaction from before, if the other Smashers noticed Manaphy in the candelabrum, they could tell Master Hand about the roaming legendary Pokémon, putting Lucas in a deep trouble.
"Oh no, oh no, oh no, what do we do?!" Lucas whispered to the duo, frantically looking for the Pokeball.
"Lucas, where is the Pokeball?" Chris whispered as he looked to Roy and Fox, who were talking and they looked at him, but Chris waved at them with a worried smile before looking at Lucas again.
"I-is not here! I lost it!" He responded whispering and sweating at the same time.
Then Marth came to the room, his body all black for the incident which made Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Roy, Ness and the Ice Climbers to laugh hysterically at him.
"What do you mean you lost it?! If Manaphy manages to get their attention, you're totally screwed!" Chris whispered angrily.
"I-I must have dropped it in some place before!"
"Chris, Lucas, look!" Lucario whispered and the trio looked at the candelabrum, which was starting to glow in a pink light because Manaphy was going to use...
"Oh no, he's going to use Heart Swap! And in this room...with all of us!" Chris whispering sweating more.
"Too late." Lucario whispered.
"What?!" Chris whispered surprised watching Manaphy floating above and...using the move that switches the bodies of the persons around him...
A bright pink flash engulfed the whole room and pink hearts were flying around, pressumably the souls of everyone in the room, entering to different bodies with the tones of their voices too, which was even worse.
"So, then I think that would be a good plan to defeat them." Ness said and he looked at some person with his same appearance. "Hey, who's him? He looks just like me!"
"Whoa, since when Falco can talk like Ness?" Pikachu asked, seeing another Pikachu in front of him. "Another Pikachu?"
"Who is him?" Roy asked pointing at another Roy.
"I felt like my whole body grew hair, even in my face." Chris said, and he found another Chris. "What am I doing there?"
"Ahh! I'm wearing a tiara!" Lucas panicked touching a tiara on his head.
"Hey you! Give it back to me!" Marth said pointing to another Marth.
"Hey Nana! We have another Popo!" Popo said finding another Popo sitting to his left.
"And a Nana too!" Nana said looking at another Nana.
"Who are you?" Lucario asked to another Lucario.
"Hey, I could ask you the same thing!" Jigglypuff said crossing her blue arms...wait, blue arms?
"Say, where is my Blaster?" Fox asked trying to find his Blaster on his belt, that disappeared and he looked to another Fox. "What the hell?"
"Go away you useless copy!" Roy said trying to slash the other Roy with his sword, but he didn't found his sword in his invisible belt. "My sword!"
"Why is my head too big?" Falco wondered touching his head.
"...Wait a minute everyone!" Chris said and they looked at him.
"Fox, when did you talk like Chris?" Falco asked.
"What do you mean like Chris? I'm Chris, Ness!"
"Ness? But I'm Falco!"
"...Oh no."
Just then, the Manaphy from before came floating down in the table and they looked at him with blank faces.
"Manaphy?" Pikachu said confused.
"Manaphy!" The Manaphy said happily sitting.
"What's the big deal here? Why is this Pikachu sounding like Roy?" Pikachu asked confused.
"It's because I'm Roy!" Roy said. Before he was grabbed by Pikachu. "Let me go!"
"No way! Give me back my body!"
Soon, almost everyone was fighting against their "evil clone" and the Living Room became the newly adquired "Fighting Room", but the only ones that weren't fighting were Chris, Lucario, Jigglypuff and Fox.
"...And that's about it." Chris (currently in Fox's body) explained to Jigglypuff (Lucario) and Fox (Chris). "But I want my body back!" He grabbed his new tail. "I mean, look at me! I have a tail!" He protested, as a cloth of Roy's cape passed by.
"I agree, this new Pokémon can bring more chaos in a match, but outside? Total madness, just look at them." Fox (Chris) said pointing at Falco (Ness) who was smashing the head of Ness (Falco) with his new bat.
"This is very humiliating." Lucario (Jigglypuff) said frowning to himself.
"Look who's talking, I don't want to know if someone sees me in your body!" Jigglypuff (Lucario) said glaring at Lucario (Jigglypuff).
"What happened to Pit? I haven't see him when our bodies switched." Chris (Fox) asked and looked around the place.
"Here I am."
"Pit?"
"Look over there!" Jigglypuff (Lucario) said pointing to Pit, who was crashing into the window as he tried to get out, flailing his arms around.
"Who is inside Pit's body?" Chris asked as Popo's hammer almost hit his face.
"AHEM!"
Chris looked at his shoulder to find a fly with the voice of Pit looking at him. "Y-YIKES! PIT! IS THAT YOU?!"
"Don't yell at me! I appeared in this body of the fly I was trying to kill!" Pit (the fly) protested glaring with his glass-like eyes, Jigglypuff and Fox chuckled to themselves. "Hey!"
Chris (Fox) sighed. "...Well, we just need to tell Manaphy to return our bodies back to normal." He said walking over to Manaphy and he ducked to ask him. "Manaphy, can you please return us to our bodies? Before Marth kills Lucas with a branch." He said as a branch almost hit his head.
The Manaphy said his name happily and he used Heart Swap again, switching the bodies of all the people in the room, but this time was even worse than before.
"Oh no, Manaphy! You did it wrong!" Chris (Roy) said shocked.
"Why I'm wearing a toga?" Falco (Pit) asked very confused.
"Great, now look at me." Fox (Pikachu) said above Roy's (Chris's) head.
"Where did this beak appear?" Lucas (Falco) asked touching his new beak.
"Manaphy!" Chris (Roy) yelled and Manaphy changed their bodies once again, with even more weird results. "Thank you, if you keep going, I should make it before the night COMES!" Chris (the fly) said above the right shoulder of Popo (Chris).
"Phew, I'm back in my own body!" Jigglypuff said happily.
"..." Lucario (Pikachu) didn't speak.
"What in the name of Altea is happening here?!" Marth (Popo) asked angrily lifting his sword (hammer).
"You know, being a pair the 2 of us does make sense now." Roy (Nana) said rubbing his feminine chin, only to earn a glare of Marth (Popo).
"Manaphy!" Chris (the fly) yelled and they changed bodies again.
"Manaphy!" Jigglypuff (Fox) yelled, and sadly, this went for hours, yelling his name again and again.
"Manaphy!" Lucario (Ness) yelled.
"Manaphy!" Fox (the fly) yelled.
"Manaphy!" Marth (Nana) yelled.
"Manaphy!" Pit (Falco) yelled.
"Phew, finally!" Chris (Fox) said. "Dammit! Back to square one, Manaphy!"
"Manaphy!" Pikachu (Lucario) yelled.
"Manaphy!" Nana (Chris) yelled.
"Manaphy!" Roy (Pit) yelled.
"Manaphy!" Popo (Roy) yelled.
"Hey Lucas!" Pichu came holding the Pokeball of Manaphy. "You dropped this by accident in my room so I-"
"Manaphy!" Fox (Lucario) yelled, dragging Pichu into this in the process.
"Waaah! What happened to me?!" Pichu (the fly) asked.
"Manaphy!" Lucario (Chris) yelled.
"...Wait, this doesn't feel so bad." Chris (Lucario) said.
"Ugh, Manaphy!" Lucario (Pichu) yelled.
"Wait! Let me get the Pokeball!" Lucas (Pit) yelled running towards Jigglypuff (Pichu).
"Manaphy!" Falco (Marth) yelled.
"Wait please!" Lucas (Ness) yelled running towards the fly (Pichu).
"Manaphy!" Pikachu (Nana) yelled.
"Wait! Can't you wait for me?!" Lucas (Lucas, what?) pleaded running towards Pichu (Pichu, again, what?). "W-wait again, I have the Pokeball!"
"Thank goodness! We're back in our bodies!" Chris (Chris) said smiling in relief.
"...Manaphy!" Pit (Pit) yelled by accident.
"PIT!" Everyone yelled annoyed before changing bodies again, and back to square one.
"SHUUUUUUTTTTTT UUUUPPPPPPPP!!" Everyone sweated before looking at a furious Mewtwo, who has been hearing their yells from his room. "I'M TRYING TO MEDITATE IN PEACE AND YOU WON'T SHUT UP! OBEY MY DEMAND OR DIE IN HELL!!" He yelled furiously creating an earthquake that shook the furniture violently before sighing. "And now...continue with your business, in silence." He said before teleporting to his room and the earthquake subsided.
"...Whoa, I've never seen Mewtwo so angry before." Popo (Nana) said surprised and sweatdropping.
"...A-anyway, Manaphy, can you please do it right this time, please?" Chris (Fox) asked worried, but before Manaphy could use Heart Swap, Master Hand (wearing a huge sleeping hat) came yawning and Lucas (Marth) quickly hid Manaphy in his Pokeball and behind his back, sweating.
"Good morning everyone..." Master Hand said yawning more.
"Okay, that's it!" Ness (Falco) said angrily. "Master Hand, there was Manap-AAHH!" He was tackled down by Chris (Fox), blocking his mouth while he was above Ness (Falco). But Ness (Falco) tried to get Chris (Fox) off his body.
"Manapaah? What? And why is your voice a little bit...squeaky?" Master Hand asked confused.
"Erhm, it's because we were playing a game where we change our voices and try to mimic the voice of one of us!" Chris (Fox) said trying to mimic Fox's voice, but he ended up with a deeper tone of Fox's voice, sounding a little bit manlier as Jigglypuff (Lucario) thought.
"What happened to your voice Fox? It's deeper than before." Master Hand asked wondering.
"...Second puberty?" Chris (Fox) said confused and everyone slapped their foreheads (but Fox (Chris) added a frown to himself).
"...Oh! I see! Ahahahaha!" Master Hand laughed. "Yeah! Second puberty! I remember my lost cousin Glover had one of those before, oh yeah, I need to send him a letter to see what he has been doing with the mage, okay okay, I leave all of you in your little game, bye!" Master Hand said chuckling and leaving the room, laughing hysterically after entering the kitchen and that caused everyone to sweatdrop.
"...That was really close." Lucas (Marth) said wiping out sweat of his forehead and calling Manaphy from his Pokeball.
"Do your magic please!" Jigglypuff (Lucario) pleaded and Manaphy used Heart Swap again, causing everyone to close their eyes to see the results after that.
"...It's over?" Chris (?) asked scared, opening slowly his eyes to see his hands in front of him. "It's over!"
"Phew, that was very weird!" Pichu said sighing.
"I'm glad that this is finally over." Fox said sighing.
"That's good and all, but, can you please get off me?" Falco asked glaring at Fox and tapping his fingers in the floor, because Fox was still above his back and he got up scratching his neck.
"Aw, and I was thinking another Popo was a great idea." Popo said.
Lucas explained the big accident to all the Smashers, luckily for him, they told him that it was fine and won't tell Master Hand about it, or Lucas could be really screwed as Chris said before, that made him to thank all of them for understanding.
Oh, and fortunately Pit managed to kill the fly.
Porky who?
3 hours later...
Kitchen
"And with that, we receive Lucas as the new member of the tournament with us, the young Smashers, as the new recruit to show the older Smashers that the younger Smashers can be as strong as they are, congratulations Lucas!" Ness said proudly in a table where he, Popo, Nana, Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff and Lucas were sitting.
"Congratulations!" Pichu said as they clapped their hands to Lucas who blushed a little after this.
"Of course, we were missing Young Link and Kirby into this announcement, but why not begin now?" Nana asked doing a handshake to Lucas.
"T-thank you, but why are we doing this?" Lucas asked rubbing his head.
"Because, Lucas," Popo began "You know there are older fighters in this tournament right?" Lucas nodded slowly. "And, we are the younger ones right?" Lucas nodded slowly again "And so, we thought if we made a group just for us to work in teams and defeat the others in the matches would be a very good idea! And here you are now, part of us!"
"Yep, we usually hang around in group as we are right now," Pikachu said. "In that way, it's more fun."
"What do you think Lucas?" Jigglypuff asked with a smile.
"W-well, I think it's a good idea too." Lucas said shyly.
"Oh please, you don't need to be shy Lucas," Nana patted his back. "It's a real honor!"
"R-really?"
"Not exactly bu-"
"Pikachu!"
"Okay! Okay! It's a real honor! Geez!" Pikachu said crossing his arms behind his head.
"And what do you do now?" Lucas asked curiously.
"We!" Ness raised a finger. "Well...this happens most frecuently between us."
"Yeah, the other reason of this group is to do something fun but productive." Popo said licking a red popsicle.
"Hey, where did you got that?" Pichu asked.
"The fridge, duh." Popo replied pointing at the fridge and Pichu went over there.
"I'm going too!" Jigglypuff said, following Pichu.
"Fun but productive? Like what? Doing charity?" Lucas asked.
"Nah, too good." Ness said.
"Clean?"
"Too boring." Jigglypuff said, licking a pink popsicle.
"Tag?"
"Lack of players." Pichu said, licking a yellow popsicle.
"Hide-and-seek?"
"Same as Pichu's response." Ness said.
"Battles?"
"First reason of this group." Nana said.
"Oh."
"Hmm, anyone has something to say?" Pikachu asked, looking at everyone.
"...I can't concentrate if it weren't for that tremble!" Jigglypuff complained hearing a tremble of a huge machine getting closer to them.
"Wait, tremble?" Ness asked confused, they noticed that he was now eating a noodle soup.
"Yeah, like the earth shaking all of a sudden?" Nana said sarcastically.
"The earth's shaking?" Popo asked surprised.
"Duh!" Nana replied.
"It's getting stronger!" Pichu said.
"And come to think of it, it sounds familiar to me." Lucas wondered rubbing his chin.
"HEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEE'S JOHNNY!!"
"Where's Johnny?!" Popo asked excited before the wall of outside the kitchen was destroyed by several claws, creating dust that made them to cover their eyes and cough at the same time (and a chunk of the wall fell on Ness's soup, splashing the soup on him across the face).
"Hehehehe! Here I am in an undercover mission losers!" The dust cleared out to reveal Porky laughing like a maniac as he looked at the 6 young Smashers.
"Yikes!" Lucas and Pichu said in unison, hiding below the table.
"Oh no, not him again!" Nana said.
"Okay Johnny, what do you want?" Popo demanded for a response.
"Popo, his name's Porky!"
"How do you know?" Popo raised an eyebrow.
"Shut up you idiots!" Porky yelled. "Ness! Lucas! I've come here to kill you!"
"S-sorry, but Mr. Lucas is not currently here, l-leave a message if you want!" Lucas said under the table shaking.
"Oh, well, recorder, tell him that I was trying to kill him this time and-WAIT! Don't take me for an idiot!"
"Look who's talking! Undercover means staying hidden from anyone else!" Pikachu pointed out.
"Well duh! And what did I did?"
"Break down the wall and revealing your position." Nana said frowning.
"I was hiding behind some trees for the right moment to attack!"
"Which was..." Pikachu trailed off.
"...Now?" Porky wondered to himself. "Hey! Don't interfere!"
"I have one question!" Ness said cleaning his face with a napkin.
"Spill it! I dare you!" Porky said and Ness pointed at him with an overly drawn finger.
"WHO-THE-HELL-ARE-YOU?!"
Crickets chirps were heard after that.
"Oops, wait a minute, I activated the cricket chirps button by accident." Porky said blushing a little, turning off the sound. "Now where were we? Oh yeah, WHAT?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM?!"
"No." Ness responded with a blank face.
"His name's Porky." Pikachu and Nana said in unison.
"I don't remember any Porky."
"But Neeeeeeeeess! I'm sure you remember your favorite neighbor in Eagleland!" Porky said in a stupid tone.
"Lier X. Agerate?" Ness tried to guess.
"He's not even near your house!" Porky said angrily.
"Frank?"
"No!"
"Jeff?"
"Not the nerd!"
"Poo?"
"The kid with the crap name? No!"
"Monotoli?"
"No!"
Ness gasped. "My dad?!"
"You mean your father who hasn't payed my dad? No!"
"King?"
"No! I'm not your cowardly dog!"
"The Orange Kid?"
"No!
"The Apple Kid?"
"NO!"
"Master Belch?"
"YUCK, NO!"
"Tracy?"
"I'M NOT YOUR SISTER!"
"Picky?"
"NO-wait, you're closer! Keep guessing!"
"Aloysius Minch?"
"Closer!"
"Her wife?"
"You're almost there!"
Ness gasped again "Then...no...you're..."
"YES! YES! YES!"
"PAULA!"
Porky fell in anime style and he got up, sighing. "Yes Ness, I'm Paula, your big and annoying girlfriend."
"I-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"
"I WAS KIDDING, YOU IDIOT!"
Ness crossed his arms behind his head and looked away with his eyes closed. "Geez, that stupid and idiot attitude reminds of Pokey Minch, ugh, good thing he escaped through time travel."
"Wait, what did you say?"
"What you heard."
"I'M POKEY MINCH! YOU BASTARD!"
Ness looked at Porky. "But I'm pretty sure your name is "Porky" and also, you're not my favorite neighbor."
"I changed Pokey for Porky, cool, isn't it?" Porky was showing off his illegal name.
"...So you're telling us that you changed your name illegally by no reason?" Pikachu asked.
Porky nodded. "Uh-huh! You got it!"
"...That's the dumbest idea I ever heard so far." Nana said taking a sip of her soda.
"...That's coolness for you!"
"That's your idiocy you mean." Pikachu pointed out eating a strawberry.
"S-shut up!"
In that moment, Lucas and Pichu got out of the table. "Sooo, what are you gonna do now?" Pichu asked curiously.
"Kill the 6 of you now!"
"How?" Lucas asked.
"By!...Well...uhh..."
"By making us to eat dirt?" Pichu asked.
"Hmmm, dirt..." Porky drooled at the thought. "N-no!"
"Then how?" Ness asked.
"...Argh! I've come this far without thinking a way to kill you!"
Ness looked at the others. "And that's how you show the idiocy of your neighbor, thank you." He received a series of applauses by the others.
"Hey, what's happening here?" Roy asked peering from the other side of the kitchen. "I heard some rants coming from here and I-WHO ARE YOU?!"
"I'm-"
"The lord of all the lard, Pokey Minch." Ness said.
"IT'S PORKY!" Porky demanded.
"You were the one who almost killed Chris, right lord of all the lard?" Roy asked and taking out his sword.
"The dork? Well...yeah, pretty much...HEY!" Porky said blankly.
"You idiot! You're not getting away for doing that!"
"Why are all of you calling me an idiot?!" Porky asked angrily.
"You're one, enough said." Nana said.
"SHUT UP!"
"Idiot? Who's one?" Pit asked peering from the other side of the kitchen. "I heard someone complaining about something and I-YOU!" He took out his dual blades.
"Oh great, more people." Porky muttered to himself.
"Who are you?!" Pit demanded.
"I'm-"
"The biggest idiot in the whole world, Porky Minch." Pikachu said.
"IT'S POKEY...OH, DAMMIT!"
"The biggest idiot in the whole world! I shall avenge Chris in that fight!" Pit said.
"Why can't somebody say my previous name and not the unnecessary nicknames?!"
"Calm down, will ya?" Falco appeared from Roy's side. "I was reading one of my magazines in peace and I-YOU AGAIN?!" He took out his Blaster to aim it at Porky.
"...That's it, I'm not even bothering anymore." Porky said frowning.
"It's Porky Minch." Lucas said.
"IT'S LORD OF ALL THE LARD!...DAMMIT!"
"Don't think I'll let you go alive without taking revenge for what you did to Chris!" Falco said glaring at Poke-I mean, the lord of all the lar-I mean, you know who.
Porky looked around. "...If there is someone left to show up, please do it now!" He said like he was in the speaker.
"Me?" Marth asked peering from Pit's side. "YOU!"
"Me?" Fox asked peering from Roy's side. "YOU!"
"Great, now all of them are here." Porky muttered. "But that doesn't matter! I shall kill you all wit-"
"Humph."
"Who's ther-oh crap!" Porky found Lucario walking towards him with crossed arms. "Get away from me! Or you'll suffer!"
"Why?" Lucario asked with a glare. "By the last act you did to Chris, do you think I'm going to forget that so easily? You're wrong, that left a serious revenge on you."
"H-hey, c'mon pal, I was just kidding!"
"Yes, you were kidding." Popo said sarcastically.
"D-don't help him!" Porky said, backing away slowly. "I-I-I'm not afraid of you!" Lucario stomped the floor and it made a crack. "It was made of second hand!" Porky tried to point out before Lucario destroyed a portion of the wall with his hand while he was still walking towards Porky. "A-and that was made from third hand!"
"Usually, this is the time where Lucario tries to kill somebody." Ness said licking a popsicle.
"Y-you're kidding right?! ...Wait!" Porky took out a Lightning from behind him. "Tabuu gave me this if a situation like this happen!"
"What's that?" Pikachu asked curiously.
"This electric item shrinks everyone except the user!" Porky said and almost everyone gasped (except Lucario).
"So, you're telling us that that thing is like a Poison Mushroom?" Nana asked and Porky nodded his machine.
"You're smart! But with this, I'll be the only big person around to smash you with my claws!" He ordered one of his claws to touch the Lightning. "See ya, losers!"
Outside
A bright flash came from the kitchen and an instant earthquake was made, creating dust that covered the whole room.
Kitchen
Porky was shown coughing. "Hahahaha! It worked! This item really helps! Now, for the final act, I'll stomp on everyone else and...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?!"
"Ugh, my body..."
"Why I'm feeling like I've suddenly grow so much?"
Many deeps moans came from the kitchen and Porky was left very surprised, instead of turning everyone into tiny characters, the Lightning backfired at Porky and made everyone else big, giants.
"Hey, look! We're bigger!" Falco said in a deep tone and he looked at Porky. "Looks like we were the ones to smash him up!" He said cracking his fists and approaching slowly to him.
"I like the idea!" Roy said lifting his sword.
"C-C-C'mon guys! I was...joking? Yes joking! Don't take it seriously!" Porky pleaded.
"We are going to say we were kidding AFTER trying to give you some "sense", stupid brat." Fox said cracking his fists.
"N-n-no! Please, don't do it!"
"FEAR ME!" Pichu said.
"YIKES!" Porky jumped surprised.
"I got him!" Marth said grabbing all the claws of the left side.
"We got him too!" The Ice Climbers said grabbing the claws of the right side.
"L-l-let me go!...oh no!" Porky noticed that Lucario had his hand just above the glass of the machine glowing with so much aura. "PLEASE! STOP! I WON'T BOTHER YOU IN THE NEAR FUTUR-"
"GET HIM!" Falco yelled and all of the giant Smashers lunged at Porky, beating the crap out of him with so many punches, slashs, electric attack that were like thunderstorms, blood spilling all over the place and destroying almost all the kitchen...oh well, the kitchen was destroyed enterily by them.
"I'M BLASTING OFF TO THE SUBSPACE!!" Porky said as a portal of the Subspace appeared on the sky as his very, extremely, destroyed, scrapped spider mech entered and disappeared inside.
"...I'll pretend I didn't hear that." Pikachu said sighing.
Just then, out of nowhere, Chris came. "Hey, I hear many explosions coming from here and I-WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF YOU?!"
"Chris!" Lucario walked towards Chris (and creating some trembles too) and kneeled to him.
"Lucario! When did you get so big?!"
Lucario shook his head. "We avenged you from Porky, he came just right here and he was defeated by all of us."
"Huh?"
Everyone explained everything to Chris.
"Oh, I see...thank you so much for doing that for me!" Chris said smiling and most of them were a little embarrassed, saying that it was nothing and such (the situation was very awkward because the effect of the Lightning didn't worn off).
"AAAAHHHHHH!!" Master Hand came from nowhere and he found the giant Smashers and Chris in the utterly destroyed kitchen. "THE KITCHEN! IT'S GONE!"
"Umm, sorry about that Master Hand." Marth said.
"Chris! What's the meaning of this?!" Master Hand asked angrily.
"W-well, Porky appeared out of nowhere and then he used a Lightning and then they were turned into giants and then they destroyed Porky and the kitchen and the-"
"Yes, yes, like I believe your made up story!"
"Hey! He's telling the truth!" Nana said.
"ENOUGH! Chris, you will pay for the damages to the kitchen right now!"
"...Okay, how much is it?" Chris asked.
"1600 Smash Coins!"
"WHAT?! That's way too much!"
"It's the kitchen, remember?!"
Chris took out 1600 Smash Coins and gave it to Master Hand, thus giving away the hard earned coins from saving 2 worlds. "There!"
"Okay, the kitchen should be repaired for tomorrow," Master Hand looked at the wall. "For now," Master Hand snapped his fingers and the wall was repaired. "There, good bye useless night bugs, see you later everyone." He teleported to him room to rest.
Chris was there looking away to the direction where Master Hand came and the Smashers were behind him, still in their giant forms.
"...Sorry...about...that...Chris..." Falco said trying to apologize and scratching his neck.
"...Yeah...but...we...had...to...do it...right?" Pikachu asked.
"...I hate you all." Chris simply said walking away from the destroyed kitchen and leaving them alone.
"...Do you think he will be alright?" Fox asked to Lucario.
"Normally, I think yes."
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"
"You were saying?" Popo asked raising an eyebrow.
"..." Lucario was left speechless before they returned to their original sizes.
"...Well...at least we avenged him..." Lucas said before noticing another tremble. "W-what now?"
They looked above them to see the roof about to collapse, or more accurately, it collapsed fastly before they could even run from it, burying them below the previously floor known as roof.
"THAT WILL COST 600 SMASH COINS TOO!" Master Hand's voice echoed through the mansion.
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH, FRIENDS!" Chris yelled giving Master Hand the money.
Night In The Spa
Hallway
6 hours later...
"FIRST, my body gets switched with them, SECOND, they destroy the kitchen by fighting Porky, THIRD, I get to pay their damages and FOURTH, I need to recover the lost money!" Chris said angrily stomping all the way to the Main Hall "This is the worst day in my life EVER!" He complained "And I don't want to see them again until tomorrow!...Hey...where's that steam coming from?" He asked finding a trail of steam in the roof and he decided to follow it.
Spa
"Whoa! There's a Spa inside this room!" Chris said surprised after he found a Spa with a hot spring inside. "I wonder who made this place..."
"Hello!"
"ACK!" Chris jumped surprised at the voice, who was Crazy Hand behind a counter. "Crazy Hand?!"
"Welcome to Crazy Hand's Spa! Or Spa for short." Crazy Hand said.
"You made this place?"
"Correct! I asked my brother to do a Spa to the open air and he thought it was a good idea!"
"Open air?" Chris asked and he peered inside the Men's Side to find the whole place below the starry sky. "...It makes the place to be enjoyable."
"Anyway, this only the area of the hot springs, actually there is massage service but... Do you want to enter?" Crazy Hand asked quickly.
"Hmm, okay! I need a good refresh for the last trouble they caused to me!"
"Trouble?"
"Don't ask." Chris said with gritted teeth.
"Okay," He took out a white towel and a white short. "Towel or short?"
"...Short, I don't want to be naked inside."
Men's Side
"Ahhhhhhhhhh...now this hits the spot..." Chris said with an anime dumb smile, wearing a towel in his head, the water made a lot of steam that covered the whole place, preventing from seeing anything through, but Chris didn't care at all. "This...is the heaven..."
He was starting to wonder inside the steam. "And...what am I supposed to do now? It's just me and the sky...wait, just me?" He asked with a smile looking around. "Hey, that means..." His eyes glittered. "I can finally sing without anyone hearing me! It's the opportunity of a life time! (..But Crazy Hand is here...)" He thought, before hearing a snore from the idiot hand. "(...That solves the trouble.)" He thought with a chuckle. "And why not sing my favorite themes? Alright!" He cleared his throat, singing with his own voice without changing it.
First Song
Sooousa kaanashimi wo yasashisa ni
Jibun rashiiisa woo chikara ni
Maayoi nagara demo ii
Aaaruki daaashiiteeeee
Mou ikkai!
Dareka no kitai ni zutto kotae
Homerareru no ga suki nano desu ka?
Naritai jibun wo suri kaete mo
Egao wa itsudemo suteki desu ka?
Haaajiiiimaari daaake yumeeee mite okiru
Sooonoooo saki naaara itsuuuuka jibun no ude deee!
Souda
Daiji na mono wa itsumo
Katachi no nai mono dake
Te ni irete mo nakusshiittemo
Kidukanu mama
Sousa
Kanashimi wo yasashisa ni
Jibun rashisa wooo chikara ni
Kimiii nara kitto yareru shinjiteeeeii-iteeee
Mou ikkai! Mou ikkai!
Second Song
Tooku de kikoeru koe wo hitori
Hitori mata hitori de chi agaru toushi
Kurikaesu dake no fudan doori
Itsu ga iku jumbi ii are you ready?
Karadajuu fuu no wa shinzou ni
Hageshiku chi narase yo stoping
Taeru tsuki wo ukasu call me
Kawarisugiru ga nuki ka story
Come on everybody stand up
Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomoran no speed wo handa
Dare mo nobinattori ko kanba yeah
Come on everybody hands up
Mata assta no heroes wa comeback
Tsuujou kazoe hibi wo countdown
Let's go, 3-2-1 make some noise! Make some noise! Make some noise!
Hey yo mou basho nori tsuku wa kakugo desho
Nankai korondatte tatsu keredo
Nade aida naze kami hito e no seisho
Irikunda kanjou kizuki ageta desho
Mochiagaru kansei ga yuuki to naru
Tashiagareba ima kurushimi tomonau
Sore demo saikou wa kitto aru
Subete sarau to shouri no kansei
Everybody stand up
Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomoran no speed wo handa
Dare mo nobinattori ko kanba yeah
Come on everybody hands up
Mata asshiitta no heroes wa comeback
Tsuujou kazoe hibi wo countdown
Let's go, 3-2-1 make some noise! Make some noise! Make some noise! Make some noise!
"...So what?" Chris asked to the readers. "I like my anime themes, blame me."
Third Song
We are Fighting Dreamers! Takami wo mezashhite
Fighting Dreamers! Narifuri kamawazu
Fighting Dreamers! Shinjiru ga mama ni
Oooli Oli Oli Oh! Just go my way!
Right here Right now (Bang!)
Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Buttakitteku ze Get the fire!
Kewashii shura no michi no naka Hito no chizu wo hirogete doko e yuku?
Gokusaishoku no karasu ga Sore wo ubaitotte yaburisuteta
Saaaa kookoro no me Mihiraite Shika to ima wo mikiwamerooo! (Yeah!)
Uuushinauu mono nante nai sa Izaaa maaaiiroooouu!
We are Fighting Dreamers! Takami wo mezashhite
Fighting Dreamers! Narifuri kamawazu
Fighting Dreamers! Shinjiru ga mama ni
Oooli Oli Oli Oh! Just go my way!
Right here Right now (Bang!)
Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Buttakitteku ze Get the fire!
Right here Right now (Bang!)
Buppanase Like a dangan LINER!
Right here Right now (Burn!)
Buttakitteku ze Get the fire! (BANG!)
"OWW!"
At the last part of the third song, Chris accidentaly moved his fist in front of him, feeling someone inside the steam by punching it and it sneezed 5 times.
"HEY! WHO'S THERE?!" Chris asked surprised and blushing because if there was someone hiding in the steam, he could have heard Chris singing alone without knowing another presence inside the water.
"MY NOSE!"
"...Isn't that..." Chris moved directly where the voice was and he exhaled air to blow away the steam, revealing the person hiding there. "YOU?!"
"I-I'm sorry for eavesdropping!"
"Why did you do that for, Fox?" Chris asked.
"W-we can explain it!"
""We?" There are more?"
"...Darn it!"
Chris started to exhale more air to blow the steam away, finding Falco, Marth, Roy, Pikachu, Pichu, Pit, Ness and Lucas hiding from him. "What the hell?! Did I just give a private concert in THIS place?!"
"Sorry! We didn't mean to eavesdrop on you!" Pichu said.
"But why didn't you tell me you were here?!"
"Because after the incident in the kitchen left you very angry against us, we entered inside the Spa and then you appeared and we hid in the steam." Roy explained.
"Although I understand all the words you were singing just now." Marth said.
"(...This is so embarrassing! But good thing they don't know anything about those songs.)" Chris thought. "Well, is somebody else in the Spa?"
Women's Side
"Just the 2 of us, huh?" Jigglypuff said to Nana, who was covered by the steam, preventing Jigglypuff from seeing her without her parka.
"It seems that way..." Nana said.
Men's Side
"Where's Popo?"
"Over here!" Popo said in an area where the steam prevented them from seeing his face without his parka.
"Where's Lucario?"
"He went to his room an hour ago." Pikachu responded.
"I see..."
A moment of awkward silence soon followed and they looked around to find something interesting to talk about, but without results.
"...Are you still mad at us?" Ness asked breaking the silence.
"After losing 2200 Smash Coins because of your combined recklessness, do you think I'd forget that so easily?"
"B-but we apologized!" Lucas said.
"Apologizing isn't enough to me!"
"...Then, what do you want?" Popo asked.
Chris thought for a moment. "Just leave me alone to think carefully about that..."
The others looked at each other. "Let's go Lucas..." Ness said to Lucas and everybody left to different parts of the Spa to leave Chris alone and he looked away.
Chris sighed. "...Now what...I think I should accept their apologies, but then again, this incident can happen anytime...because they're a bunch of lunatics...wait...they said it was because of Porky..." He looked at the sky. "...Am I taking this so seriously because I lost money? What the hell am I thinking? They could think of me as a greedy little kid...what to do...hmm...no, no, no! I'll accept their apologies even if I lost that amount of money!" He turned his head. "Guys, I want t-AHH!"
"S-sorry again!"
"What's with you Fox? This is the second time already!"
"Well, I can't think of something better than saying sorry to you!"
Chris narrowed his eyes and looked around. "...Is there someone else eavesdropping on me again?"
"Falco's behind me." Fox said pointing to Falco, who waved at Chris.
"And there's someone else behind him?"
"Just water and steam." Falco said.
"Phew, that's better."
"And...what were you going to say?" Fox asked.
"I...I accept your apologies, I was only thinking about the money I lost back then and well..."
"Just that?"
"...Yes?"
Fox chuckled to himself. "Don't worry about things like that, sometimes even Falco does that."
"Yeah, sometimes I-HEY!" Falco glared at Fox.
Chris laughed a little. "Hahaha! Now that puts me back in the mood!"
"But what about me?"
"Oh please, stop! It's too much already!"
"(...What kind of person is Chris?)" Fox thought and then got an idea. "Say Chris...it's everything fine now?"
"...Hmm...I think yes."
"Can I ask you some questions?"
"Go ahead, I like to talk with persons like you."
"Good, I want to know about your sudden changes of personalities."
"Sudden changes of personalities? Like what?"
Falco got a little closer to join the conversation. "He means sometimes you're too calm, sometimes you're too hyperactive, and then, sometimes you're too angry, we thought people of your age doesn't act like that."
"...Most of that it's because...I...live alone in my house..."
"You mean locked up in your house without having someone else to live with you?" Fox asked and Chris nodded slowly.
"...Yes."
"Wait just a sec!" Falco began. "And where are you parents? Do they know you're here?"
"My parents don't know where I am now, they're important business people that travels around the world to work, ever since I had 9 years, they decided it was time for me to live alone in my house...you don't know how sad I was then..."
"...Sorry for hear that." Fox said.
"No, it's okay, I managed to live after that, my parents were still paying attention to me no matter where they were by sending letters to me...but even with my friends at school, nothing was very fun to me."
"...Did something happen after that?" Falco asked.
"...Well, nothing, until 6 years later where I met Lucario during a thunderstorm..." He explained everything until he and Lucario came to this world. "...And that's how we ended up here..."
"..."
"...What do you think?"
"Chris, from where you come, there are more people like you, correct?" Fox asked and Chris nodded. "Are they the same as you?"
"I don't think so, I think I'm the only childish teenager as far as I know, persons at my age only worry about their appearances, how much they win in part-time jobs and...how bigger their breasts are..." He shuddered at the thought.
"...That doesn't sound bad..." Falco trailed off.
"FALCO!" Fox yelled at him.
"Okay! Okay! It's wrong!"
"And what do you think about this whole trouble to save the worlds?" He asked returning to their conversation.
"...I think that it's the best experience in my life!"
"And there he goes again..." Falco said and Chris blushed a little.
"S-shut up! As I was saying, I'm so lucky to meet all of you! To be honest, it's like I'm already part of this, visiting all the worlds with you, hanging around, meeting more interesting people that I can only do from my world, and to make everything more interesting, I have my own skills to help!" He smiled. "I can't wait to save the next unknown world!"
"Save that enthusiasm for tomorrow, because we're going to need all the possible help." Fox said smiling a little.
"Thank you, that's a good idea...you know Fox...now I'm seeing both of you like the brothers that I never had before."
"Huh?" Falco said confused.
"Thanks to this little meeting, I'm so happy that both of you understood about my life, I feel like I can challenge any threat in my way if you help me to fight it."
"Hmm...brothers that you never had before...sounds good to me, I like the idea." Falco said.
"I agree too." Fox said.
"Thank you again for accepting my point of view! (Wait, I'm talking to 2 videogame characters right? It's time for ask a personal question then!) Hey Fox, can I ask you a question too?"
"Sure."
"What is the name of your mother?"
"...What?"
"Hey, that's a good question," Falco remarked. "I don't have any memories of your mother."
"T-that's not true! What about your mother, Falco?" Fox asked raising an eyebrow.
"D-don't look at me! If I remember correctly, he asked you! Not me!"
"Come on Fox! Tell me please!" Chris said.
"...Okay, the name of my mother wa-"
"HAHAHAHA!"
"Lucas! That was the easiest joke I ever told you!" Ness said chuckling to himself.
"But it's so funny! I can't stop laughing!" Lucas said wiping out a tear.
"...Oh, so that's her name." Chris said after Lucas's laugh faded.
"Now I remember!" Falco said, before noticing Chris looking at the sky again. "What's wrong?"
Chris looked at them. "Oh, it's nothing, I was thinking about what world is the next one, Master Hand said it was unknown to you but known to me," He looked at the moon. "But which one is it?"
The screen looked at the moon in the sky and suddenly, it changed to a blue moon from another place as a long beam coming from it creates a portal between 3 huge rocks and a group of 9 travelers entered inside, the portal disappeared and a person in a red ninja costume stomped his foot in fury.
"Darn it! The guardian signature disappeared! They've escaped into Sylvarant!" The ninja said before the screen looked at the moon again, changing to his white color above the Spa.
"Yeah, this will be the first time we go to another world that isn't related to us." Fox said.
"Let's just wait for tomorrow and see which one is," Chris said with a little smile and they nodded. "Okay, I think I need to sleep for now."
"We'll stay here for a little longer." Falco said.
"Okay, good night to you, it was an interesting talk in my opinion!" He said leaving them alone, but both had their eyes wide after finding something in Chris's back.
"W-what the?!"
"Huh?" Chris turned to them. "It's something wrong?"
"N-no, w-we just wanted to say good night to you." Falco said sweating a little. "...Good night?"
"...Oh...good night again...I guess, oh, and also, I'll make sure to bring both of you to that place, think of it as a thanks for the conversation of a moment ago." Chris said and they nodded, leaving them alone and the Spa.
"Fox, did you see that?"
"The scar on his back?" Fox asked.
"Yes! It was very...weird!"
"And he didn't seem to know about it too...he doesn't know then..."
"What should we do?"
"As long as he doesn't know, nothing bad can happen."
"...Let's tell the others?"
"Yes, let's do that." Fox said and they told the others about the situation, which they took it seriously considering the description of it. After that, they were starting to wonder about a cure of the scar.
Good Night
Lucario's Room
"Oh, you're here." Lucario said looking at Chris.
"Yes...Lucario, about that incident, I accept your apology." Chris said.
"I'm glad to hear that."
Chris yawned. "Well then, it's time for me to sleep," He jumped to his bed to sleep and Lucario went after him. "Good night Lucario."
"Good night, Chris." Lucario said with a little smile before Chris fell asleep. "...(I wonder what happened that made him so happy...)" He thought before falling asleep, as the light of the moon touched his face from the window.
Preview of the next chapter
"Goddess Palutena! Please, you have to understand! Don't take my wings from me!"
"Pit," Palutena smiled at him. "Sometimes you need to pass the dangers ahead in your way with disadvantages to grow stronger and wiser, I hope you understand."
"But how am I suppose to help a female angel even if I don't know one in the first place?"
"I'm going to give you all my jobs." Lucario said.
"What?" Chris said surprised "But!"
"Oh my god! I know about this world!" Chris said very excited.
"Victory..."
"Belongs to..."
"The most..."
"Sexy! Dead sexy!"
"Next time: An angel who lost his wings!" Ness said.
Do you want to save your data?
Yes
Overwrite file?
Yes
Smash Mansion
Chris, Lucario, Pichu, Roy, Mewtwo, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Ice Climbers, Pit, Fox, Falco, Ness, Marth, Lucas
(Useful Brawl facts: The Lightning has a stronger effect than the Super Mushroom, the difference is that the character grows even bigger than a Super Mushroom, use this to take many snapshots in Giant Mode!) That's why the Smashers were bigger than the Spider Mech.
And that's a wrap of this chapter! Production can now begin in the new world!
References:
-When Chris said to Lucario that everything was going to be fine, that was a reference to Digimon 1 when Sora comforted Mimi in the Gekomon Castle (Don't expect a Digimon arc, sorry).
-Lucario's yell was a reference to Final Fantasy X, where Tidus wants to yell in Yuna's pilgrimage.
-This wasn't a reference, more like a tribute at What Goes On in the drabble "Porky who?".
-EDIT: Porky said Team Rocket defeat phrase, but he added his own end.
-Chris sang 2 different openings of Naruto and the first opening of Naruto Shippuden. Those are my favorite ones too.
Anyone can guess what world is the next one? Is a popular game that has a sequel in the Wii!
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Chapter 53: A day of vacation...sorta
