That sure was one weird dream… Please don't let me have it again! Being a boy was weird and the Host members as girls were even worse… Sure the boobs were a plus and I had a pretty big dong, god the ladies would love me! However, let me add some things that I know about my male self.

1. My male self was shyer then I am.

2. I was taller then most of the Host.

3. I had a crush on Doresu's and Hokori's gender bents.

4. Tsukimi was in love with me. Aka Tamaki's gender swap.

5. I was suppost to get Takami pregnant. Which is Takashi's swap or whatever?

6. Kyoya that vagina monster still hated me.

7. Instead of Kyoya trying to kiss me it was Tsukimi, but I ended up falling off the roof and Syrup saved her from falling with me.

I'm trying to figure the last part out… If it was Syrup watching us then that would replace Takashi watching… Does that mean? I have no idea… I'm done thinking! Time to drop the subject! I leaned back from the Host club balcony and popped my back. I ended up coming out here because I needed some fresh air and the Host… okay I'm gonna be honest. Kyoya was getting on my nerves. He's acting like his old self! You know all grumpy, mean, doesn't give a poop, and worse of all! Gives me hell constantly! All day he's been a big butt head and everyone is too stupid to see it! No they think he's normal, but I can see past his game.

"Chiryoka, you've been out here for a while. Are you okay?" Honey asked, peeped from behind the door. I guess I can't complain about it forever! But maybe I can have some fun with the situation… hehe! Why do I feel my evil vaginal glands pulsing for vengeance?! Why yes I do! I spun around with a big smile and scooped Honey up in my arms. "You're suddenly in a good mood! That's great!"

"You know me! I can't stay down forever! Now let's go say hi to everyone to show I'm okay!" I cheered, running into the Host Club with Honey still in my arms. "Hey everybody! Who wants vagina cakes!?" The twins blushed like mad and both of them spit out their cheap coffee. Takashi glanced at me and quickly looked away, and Tamaki fell out of his seat with a loud thumb.

"What!? Don't say that!" Tamaki panicked. Haruhi poked Tamaki's body that was still on the ground.

"I wouldn't trust the floor, Honey threw up there remember." She said. Tamami shot up and gripped her body for protection.

"Why are you so pepped up all of a sudden?" The twins asked, appearing beside me.

I squeezed Honey, making him let out a squeak. "I'm going to make that party pooper over there smile!" Everyone looked at Kyoya who was sitting in a corner, messing with his laptop. His glasses shined; slowly he looked at me and glared.

"I don't think that's very smart-" Kaoru whispered, "We don't remember the last time he smiled." Hikaru frowned. Last time he smiled? Was it on our date? Perhaps it was, but I don't remember. However, it does not matter! I will make him smile! I sat Honey down and popped my chest out; the twins took a step back. I have not used you in awhile my old friend; pervertedness I need your power once more! Lend me your strength and abilities! I covered my chest with my arms and took a deep breath. Transform my body into your will! Make me the true being of pervert! I twisted dramatically and a bright light blinded the room.

"My eyes!" Tamaki rolled around the floor covering his face.

"Do…Do I see the god of cakes!?" Honey reached into the light, but Takashi held him back.

"It's so beautiful." Hikaru gasped.

"It's so peaceful." Kaoru walked towards the bright light. Haruhi shielded her eyes, wanting to roll them so bad. Suddenly the light vanished and I stood there in a complete new outfit or should I say… Cosplay! Hell yea I'm back baby! My hair was down; I was wearing a doctor's coat, and purple leggings.

"How did she get those clothes!? What happened to the others?!" Haruhi said bugged eyed and looking around. I smirked and suddenly whipped my hand into the air, a small surgical knife in my grasp. I walked over to Kyoya and stepped over Tamaki in the process; he was still holding his eyes. I stood in front of the devil and he glanced up from his screen.

"I'm busy," He said. "Go away."

I gave him a smile, pointing at him with my knife. "Let the operation begin!" I took the knife and cut my plain shirt right in half! I then grabbed both ends and pulled them apart so my super sexy man killer bra was revealed; it was black with orange laces. He didn't even flinch! What is this sorcery! I must try harder! I took his laptop and threw it behind me; the twins screamed and caught it in time.

"Thank god…" Hikaru sighed.

"We just saved her life." Kaoru glared. Before Kyoya could react I landed on his lap and made sure my breast were in his face.

"Oh my valuable patient, do you desire a transplant? Or perhaps do you want private treatment?" I whispered seductively into his ear. Kyoya grabbed my shoulders and looked into my eyes. I knew he wanted this! Now smile you poor excuse for scum!

"Get off me." I shot back in shock and looked up at the monster who denied me. He fixed his glasses. Leaning down to say something to me. Tamaki poofed in front of me, blocking Kyoya's path.

"I'm sorry for her behavior, Kyoya! You know how she is!" Tamaki helped me up, "We'll just be going." He grabbed my wrist and dragged me to the back room; he slammed the door shut and tried not to look at me chest.

"Why did you do that? He was almost in my trap!" I growled. I was going to grab Kyoya once he was in range and make him sit on me. Then I would force him to look at my glory and his lips would form into a graceful glorious smile!

"Please fix your shirt doctor thing." Tamaki blushed. I looked down and remembered I slit my shirt in half. Aww that was a good shirt… I buttoned up my doctor's jacket and tapped my foot. "Thank you, now what are you doing?"

"I'm trying to get that old fart to smile!"

"He's just not in the mood today. He'll be fine tomorrow." Tamaki reassured.

"No… He's not himself and I can prove it to you! Come with me!" I grabbed Tamaki's hand which made him blush and dragged him out of the room. We stopped in Kyoya's line of vision; he was on his laptop again! Damn nerd…

"W-What are you doing?" I covered Tamaki's lips with my finger and winked at him.

"Just relax and take it because-"

Tamaki's eyes widened, "Because why?"

"I'm going to have your baby!" I screamed, tackling him to the ground. My buttons came undone and Tamaki was feasted my breasty glory. I shoved them in his face and squeezed.

"Oh Tamaki! My precious patient! My old one was so mean to me! I couldn't take it any longer! Please take me back and nourish my body with your nutrients!" I pleaded like those girls in hentai.

"Stop! Chiryoka!" Tamaki blushed, trying to push me back, but he was too scared that he would touch my chest.

"But I can't stop now my dear cripple! I have been part of an experiment where I crave sex and you're the only on in my eyes! Take me far from the world with your paradise!" I pushed my breast together and let me drool go down them. Tamaki looked like his face was about to burst into flames! Any moment now Kyoya will rip me away and when I apology like an angel, he will smile and forgive me! Even though my apology will be a lie! I'm so evil! I leaned down to kiss Tamaki with my drool covered lips, but was pulled away. Kyoya, here comes my lie! What!?

"Chiryoka, that's enough! He almost had a heart attack!" I looked over my shoulder and saw Haruhi?! Why did she out of all people pull me away from my target?! This isn't natural! Is the world slowly turning into chaos! I looked down and noticed Haruhi was holding onto my breast! Now she's a lesbian! What is happening! Help me!

"Don't touch me She-male!" I screamed, flipping her over, but tripped on my coat and landed on top of her. May the gods purify me and my sins. I didn't deserve this! My and Haruhi was kissing! But it was an accident! I landed on her gross lips! I pulled away, but couldn't! Turns out me and her got tangled up in my cloak so every time one of us tried to get away; we just ended up smacking our lips together once more. Kill me now! The twins tried to pull us apart, but failed miserably.

"Stop moving around!" They ordered.

"We-" I tried to blurt out, but ended up making Haruhi's tongue slip into my mouth! Oh my god… a girl's tongue… is in my… mouth! Get it out! Get it out! Get…It… OUT! I pulled back with such force that I bashed my head on the ground and bit Haruhi's tongue; she let out a painful muffled scream.

"Kyoya, help them!" Honey pleaded. I could taste Haruhi's blood in my mouth and that's what sent me over the edge. I busted our foreheads together and before I could bite Haruhi's tongue off, Kyoya grabbed my hair and pulled me back. He suddenly had my surgical knife and cut my coat off. We both separated and She-male held her mouth firmly; holding back tears. Everybody rushed to her side to see if she was okay. I spit the blood taste out of my mouth, but I ended up spitting on someone's pants. I looked up and saw Kyoya was still by my side. He didn't look to happy…

"Go home now." He firmly stated. I felt my face pale, but instead of backing down I felt anger boil in my veins.

I stood up and with swollen lips I spoke, "No, not until you smile." Everyone looked over to us, even Haruhi who was holding her mouth still.

"I'm not going to."

"Then I'm not leaving."

"Go away or I will make you."

"Then make me!"

"Don't you see? You've caused enough today."

"I haven't done anything wrong."

Kyoya's eyebrow twitched. "You accused me of being a monster, made Tamaki almost have a heart attack, made Haruhi bleed. You hurt her, because of your reckless thinking. You do nothing, but do stupid things and drag us into trouble. Also why are you wearing that? Do you see yourself," I looked down and saw I was no longer wearing anything, but my bra. I looked back up at Kyoya with wide eyes. "How can you let yourself do this? Wearing such clothes that show skin just to rally Tamaki up when all it does is scare him. You have no pride for yourself. You are pathetic."

"Kyoya…" Tamaki frowned.

"That was harsh." The twins whispered.

"She just wanted to make him smile…" Honey started to tear up. Takashi looked upset as well and he held his Honey in his arms.

I clinched my fist, looking at the ground while grinding my teeth. "You know what? Wanna hear something, Mr. Devil?"

"Enlighten me."

"You are nothing! You think you are all smart and can make everyone bow down to you! But guess what? I'm different and no one, not even you can control me. You have unleashed the beast, Kyoya! And I am not leaving until I get pay back for what you have done today! You made me look like a fool and guess what? Chiryoka doesn't take that to well." I spun around towards the door. "You have started a war my friend," I opened the door and looked back. "And you have already lost."

The twins looked at one another and rushed after her. "Chiryoka, you're still not wearing a shirt!" They slammed the door behind them and caught up to me. I looked at them with an evil smile; it sent shivers down their spines. Hikaru removed his uniform jacket for me to wear. I slipped it on as we went down the stairs.

"Where are we going?" Kaoru asked.

"Home of course. I see no reason to stay and I need to put my plan in motion." I answered.

"What are you planning to do?" Hikaru gulped.

"Not now. Call us a limo so we may go home... I need a nap." I yawned. Kyoya thinks he has everything in his hands, well I'll prove him wrong. I'll make him beg for mercy as I crush his little world, but first there are some things I will need to take care of first.

"Yes!" They both pulled out their phones, looking at each other.

"I'll c-call!" They both stuttered.

After a pause Hikaru put his phone away. "You can call." Rubbing the back of his head. I continued ahead of them and walked into the front yard of the school; a gentle breeze moving my hair in the wind. There's a ruff chance my plan will work, but a quick phone call with Himitsu should help me out with the small problems. Now, how am I going to get there? Why am I asking!? Of course Sebastian will take me, even if I must use force… Gotta love force. The twins finally caught up with me again and we rested back against the school's front gates.

"You're not going to do anything bad are you?" Kaoru asked.

"Kyoya is still our friend; we can't let you hurt him." Hikaru said, "Even if he does deserve it." Oh he deserves it on a million things, but I can't kill him… or could I? With a gang and all I could easily cover it up.

"I'm not going to hurt him physically; maybe his pride will die though." I pressed a finger to my chin with a giggle.

"His pride could use some work." They agreed.

"Well how was your day?" I asked them. They seemed a little shocked that I was asking such a simple question. Am I that unsocial? That's sad.

"It… was good." They smiled. I can make them smile, but the stupid demon king doesn't want to. Oh, but his expression will be even better when I'm done with him. Only if little anime hearts could pop up right now all over me, then they would burn with evil!

"That's great to hear. You know… even though we live with each other we don't talk much. How about tonight we have a sleep over? You know, I'll sleep in your guy's room." I offered. Not to mention I could get information! Wait… doesn't that normally happened when you talk with others? I have no life…

The twins blushed a light pink and glanced at one another before answering. "S-sure that sounds fun."

I clapped my hands together. "Great! This is going to be fun! Of course we'll lock the damn cat out, but then we can talk all night! We can have ice cream!" drool ran down my lips.

"Tonight is going to be fun." They smiled.

"All alone in a room."

"Just us three."

"In a room."

"Two boys and one girl."

"Alone."

"Stop it!" Kaoru punched Hikaru and they got in a quick fist fight.

"No!" I pulled them apart. I must say, some of my pervertedness rubbed off on them. I should be proud, single tear moment you know? They calmed down and fixed their shirts. "Now do you two wanna help me out or not?"

"What is it?" They raised an eyebrow.

"Where does Kyoya live?"


Honey: That was harsh... Kyoya, you meanie butt!

Kyoya: I have done nothing.

Tamaki: You deserve a spanking!

Haruhi: *tongue's to mest up to speak*