Hey everyone! So, Halloween is over and I'm now scouring my local radio stations because I just KNOW that there's Christmas songs lurking somewhere and as soon as I find a station, then 'Christmas Carols with the FMA Cast' shall be pulled out from the seasonal plot bunny closet and I'll get working on them more. XD
433. Scare the hell out of people
Envy decided that all human things weren't bad, as for example, Halloween. He'd change shape and become something terrifying, scare humans shitless, and continue without any risk of being found out. Also the fact that it was an annual occurrence filled with candy and sugar didn't hurt either.
434. Take a real song, edit it a little, then make it your theme song
"A little bit of Maria in my life; A little bit of Riza by my side; A little bit of Sheska is all I need; A little bit of Oliver's what I see; A little bit of Solaris in the sun; A little bit of Roa all night long; A little bit of Winry, here I am; a little bit of you makes me your man…"
"Sir, what the hell was that?"
"Um, hi Riza! Heheh, I was working on….my new code! Yeah, that's right! Don't want those other sneaky alchemists like Fullmetal getting their hands on my notes! Heheheheh…"
-click-
Roy Mustang quickly changed his theme song after the females mentioned decided to band together to kick his ass.
435. Have a personal moment
On the last trip to Risembool, Winry found Edward at the cemetery however she held back. She could barely make out him singing a quiet tune and it brought tears to her eyes.
"I wanna hold your hand, mom; I wanna hold your hand…"
436. Be utterly and completely surprised
When news got to Central that Oliver Mira Armstrong was actually pregnant there were many reactions such as Roy spit out his coffee and the men literally had their jaws drop as well as anything they were holding.
"What the hell?"
437. Find out how impregnated the person you never would have expected to be pregnant
"SOLF FUCKING KIMBLEE? HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?"
"Well sir, when a male and female decide to participate in sex-"
"I DID NOT MEAN LITERALLY FALMAN."
438. Go trick or treating
The Truth was surprised when he heard a knock on the gate only to find Alphonse's body dressed up in a cheaper knock off version of his soul's armor demanding candy.
"Brother, I feel content for some reason…"
"How so Al?"
"Like when we extorted people back in Risembool for food and sweets…."
"Ah, the good old days…."
439. Change your look
Ed ended up getting something that at least somewhat matched the uniform. He dressed in a light blue jacket and pants, a black dress shirt and blue tie. However, it was after a mix up at the cleaners…
"Germany, Germany! Lookie what the cleaners gave me! I have a red cape now!"
"Italy? What the hell happened to your uniform?"
440. Repaint the walls
It was decided that Waldo, who was hidden in the mural painted illegally on the HQ walls, would stay hidden forever under a blanket of fresh white paint.
441. Give up on your day
After having to be in the same room as Mustang and Edward when they were talking about alchemy, math, and science, Havoc walked out of the room with his brain fried and back into the mindless chaos where everything made sense.
More references. XD 441 is based on my A day lunches at school during block scheduling. XD (that was today) And sadly 440 happened at my school as well.
435 is based on the song 'I want to hold your hand' as done by Glee. That song in the episode made me cry and now I want to do a one-shot of it. XD
