Elite: Okay, this was fun to write. XD

Kara: Why does the feeling of hate is expanded?

Elite: You have me hanging for my dear life on the ceiling railing! I have to have my fun!

Vash: You still have a bullet with your name on it. So does the readers if they don't read the chapter.

Elite: HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO NOT THREATEN THE READERS?

Kumajiro: Read. Elite doesn't own Hetalia or LolliDictator's manuals.

Mattie: Kumajiro, get down from there!

Kumajiro: Who?

Mattie: Canada!


Chapter 51: Drunk Kara or Hyper Kara?


Okay, I left you hanging in the last chapter so I will explain what the hell happened.

I got home, totally prepared to study my ass off for the final that's happening tomorrow. (Why they have to have the finals in one day is still beyond me.) But then I got a phone call. When I picked it up, it was from Ivan who was working at his bar.

Apparently, he left a bunch of stuff at home that he needed for his shift today.

"Little Dear One,bring me my stuff da?"

"Will it kill you to say please?" I asked him, a little annoyed.

"Become one with Mother Russia and I will." Ivan gave me his infamous kolkolkol laugh again.

I sighed.

"Spasibo~."

"Whatever." And just when I was about to hang up, he called out my name again. "What is it Ivan?"

"You will buy the stuff I need, da?"

"Do you think I have the money to bu-."

"I will see you here, Little Dear One."

Then he hung up on me.

Where is my head banging wall when you need it?

Anyways, I did the favor for Ivan. He doesn't ask for many favors so I figured I would do something nice for once. But I have to say though, the list of stuff he needs is something I do not expect a bar needs. Well then again, I am thinking about the stereotype bar where it is nothing but alcohol and a large flat screen T.V.

So I went the grocery store to get his carton of eggs, cream, milk, fruits, and frozen shrimp. That's what I was doing currently, until I met some few unexpected people.

"Ah, there is my little flower." I squeaked when Francis wrapped his arm around my waist. I glared up at him. Francis just smiled. "Now, what are you doing here my little flower?"

"I am getting a few things." I frowned at him. Then I pinched the skin on his hand. He yelped and started to rub the sore spot. "Now, I will be asking you the same thing. What are you doing here?"

"Ah, well I am going to be making dinner tonight."

Oh.

Oh well. If he wanted to make dinner then let him. In the meantime, I have to get all this shit to Ivan before his shift today. So I grabbed my shopping cart and started to head away from Francis. I didn't think he noticed I left. Which is a good thing.

Now, to get this shit to Ivan.

-Hetalia-

I looked up at the sign that read Winter Cold. It was a couple of hours before the place even opened. I sighed and entered the place anyways. Yet somehow I was going to regret that.

"Ah, Little Dear One." I looked up at Ivan who was smiling at me. Then he got from the other side of the bar and walked up to me. "You brought what I requested, da?"

"Yeah, don't worry." I held up the plastic bag filled with forty bucks of stuff.

"Become one with Mother Russia, da?" Ivan smiled.

"Now, comrade." We both looked at the guy who was standing behind the six feet whatever Russian. He wasn't as tall as Ivan but still tall enough to make me crick my neck when I have to looked at him. He had gray hair and was definitely old. Maybe around forty or so. "Let's get the people to become one with Mother Russia after they have a good time, da?"

"Da." Ivan turned to me. "Little Dear One, why don't you stay and enjoy yourself?"

"Uhh, no thanks dude." I raised my hands in protest. "One, I am under aged, and second, I do not want to go drunk again."

"You've been drunk before?"

I turned around and saw the American, French, Prussian, Chinese and Spanish idiots. The ones that live at my house. Alfred and Gilbert started to crack up.

"How did you get drunk aru?" Yao asked.

"Well, it's a long story." I sighed. "But it involves with my balance problems and a dog."

Almost everybody raised their eyebrows. "A dog?"

I shook my head. Then while trying to get to the exit, I had my arms lifted out from under me. I squeaked as Gilbert and Francis dragged me further into the bar.

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS?" I shouted.

"Dude, Commie, get us something." Alfred shouted.

"Please don-."

Ivan was already gone.

"Oh God."

I was suddenly slammed onto the couch in front of the T.V. I groaned at the pain on my ass but then I diverted my attention to the two idiots. I was about to stand up but then a hand slammed against my collarbone. Gilbert smirked down at me with a bottle in his hand. Alfred and Francis held down my arms since I was struggling to get out.

"YOU GUYS, THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY!" I shouted. Gilbert held the bottle closer to my mouth.

"Hey, knock it off aru!" Yao shouted trying to get closer to me. He looked over at Antonio who was just talking to the old man from before. I followed his gaze and saw Ivan standing there with a little smirk on his face. "Aren't you gong to do anything aru?"

"I want to see Kara drunk." Ivan and Antonio said at the same time!

"FUCK YOU BASTARDS TO HELL!" I shouted.

There was no way I'm going to go drunk again! I remember the last time I did and Lynn wouldn't let me live it down! I kicked up my legs and that hit Gilbert on the head. I smirked when it hit mark.

"Knock it off aru!"

"Unawesome bitch." Gilbert tipped the bottle.

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-Hetalia-

Kara was just lying there on the couch. Everybody waited for her to move but it didn't seem like she was even breathing. As soon as the vodka entered her mouth, Kara stopped struggling. Everybody was getting a little worried until she sat up.

Then Kara turned around and looked at Gilbert. Her face was blank.

Then in a quick flash, Kara jumped over the couch and tackle hugged Gilbert. She was giving off the biggest smile anybody has ever seen.

"GILBERT I LOVE YOU!"

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Wtf?

Kara suddenly went behind Gilbert and grabbed his shoulders. Like she wanted a piggy back ride. Gilbert tipped backwards in shock and the weight. Kara just started to snuggle the Prussian's white hair.

"Gilly, you're hair is so soft!" Kara shouted. Then she petted the top of the Prussian's head like a dog. 'That's a good boy! You're so cute. I love you Gilly!"

Alfred started to laugh his head off. Gilbert was in shock. Yao was face palming himself. Francis and Antonio was in surprise. Ivan was just standing there with wide eyes. The owner started to laugh his head off too.

"Kara?" Yao extended his hand to try to calm her down but she just looked at him. Then she let Gilbert drop to the floor and ran over to hug Yao. Yao suddenly lost the ability to breathe. "AIYAH! Let go Kara!"

"I love you Yao!" Kara snuggled into his chest. Then she visibly hugged Yao tighter. "You're so good to me ARU! Hahaha, I said ARU! Aru, aru, aru, aru, aru! Hahahaha, that's so fun to say!"

"I can't breathe aru!" Yao struggled to say.

"YOU'RE SO MEAN!" Kara let him go but then she started to send a barrage of punches his direction. Then with each time she hit Yao, she started to hit harder. "YOURE. SO. MEAN! I. JUST. WANTED. A. HUG!"

"AIYAH!"

Alfred started to pry Kara off of Yao. But then she turned around and hugged him by his neck. Alfred visibly turned blue from lack of oxygen. Then Alfred pried Kara off of his neck. Kara waved her hands like a little girl who was hugging a little bear and desperately want it back.

"This is . . .different." Antonio laughed nervously.

"You know what else is different?" Kara asked when she turned her head to him. When Antonio didn't answer, she gave him the biggest smile anybody has seen on Kara. "I don't get hangovers! Hahahahahahaha!"

"WHAT?" Gilbert shouted in shock. "How is that possible?"

"Hey comrade." Ivan turned around to his boss. Sasha smiled. "You can take your Little Dear One home. I will be closing early anyways. Don't worry you will still get your pay."

"Da, Spasibo." Ivan smiled at the Defender of Men.

"I WAGE WAR OF PAPER ON THOSE WHO DISOBEY ME!" Kara shouted as she points a finger in the air.

"I didn't think she would be this way." Yao sighed. "I'll be taking care of a little six year old in a seventeen year old body."

"Alfie, I want a piggy back ride!" Kara shouted after she hopped in front of Alfred.

"No way, dude!" Alfred defended his neck. "There's no way you're going to choke me to death!"

"Come on!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"WAH!"

Kara kicked Alfred right near the groin and he fell to the floor. Then Kara hopped in front of Ivan who just received his pay of the month.

"HEY VANYA, I WANT A PIGGY BACK RIDE!" Kara shouted as she waves her arms in the air. "ALFIE WON'T DO IT SINCE HE'S BEING A MEANIE BUTT AND WON'T LET ME JUMP ON HIS BACK."

"I will if you become One with Mother Russia." Ivan smiled.

"How about I become One with Mother Russia just for today?" Kara smiled at Ivan.

"No, that will not work."

"AWWWWWW!" Kara fell to the ground and started to roll around on the ground. "But I want a piggy back ride! I want a piggy back ride! I want a piggy back ride!"

"This is very amusing." Francis chuckled.

"Mr. Frenchie-Pants is being mean!" Kara randomly shouted. Just then Ivan crouched down. Kara automatically hopped on his back. "Yay! Thank you Vanya. You're hair is soft too. Pet, pet, pet."

Ivan suddenly had the choking feeling but ignored it because Kara started to snuggle on his scarf.


Elite: And there you have it.

Kara: HI!

Elite: HI! I want to get down!

Kara: I have Vash's gun! You get down here and I will kill you!

Yao: She is like a hyper fangirl aru.

Elite: Ding,ding,ding. That's how Kara gets when she is drunk. Fun huh? But it's the opposite when she has too much sugar.

Yao" You're demented aru!

Yong-Soo: I am happy that I set up a camera system daze. All of this is going on youtube daze.

Alfred: Dude, she chokes, not hug.

Kumajiro: Review. I get fish you review. I want fish.

Mattie: Please get down from there Kumajiro.