Kj: James, why are you such a dick to Severus?
James: Once again, I can't take all the credit here. Padfoot helped quite a decent amount.
Sirius: [takes a sweeping bow] glad to have been of assistance. He was just so.. sulky and disgusting. And then he got into the Dark Arts. [shudders]
James: He was just a miserable human being, skulking around the school in his way-too-big robes
Sirius: Like an overgrown bat
Remus: [purses his lips]
Peter: Remus, you don't look happy.
Sirius: Darling Saint Remmy doesn't think we ought to have been so mean to dear old Snivellus, do you babe?
Remus: Yeah, well, imagine how you'd feel if it was you.
Sirius: Ah, but it wasn't, was it?
Remus: Can you take this seriously for five seconds? Look, I don't like Snape. But I do regret all the times I stood aside and let you torment him and make his already miserable existence even more painful. Who knows, maybe if we had've been nicer to him, he might have turned out better.
James and Sirius: [look slightly uncomfortable]
Peter: [hides his face]
Remus: [disgusted] I'm done with this question, can we have another?
