Kingdom Crazies

Ch.53 Kidnapped

Me: Hewwos! Today we have a SPECIAL, see me capitalize special, SPECIAL guest.

Axel fanperson: I'm not THAT special, got it MEMORIZED?

Me: At the end of the chapter Axel fanperson is going to be asked a series of questions...Axel fanperson is his real member name...Just to let you know.

Riku:...I wan't my kitty ears off.

Me: Why? I thought you loved them...(sniff)

Riku: I DO! THATS THE PROBLEM! YOUR MAKING ME GAY!

Me: Riku is a gayaphobic, but really he should be gay...(big smile)

Riku: I AM NOT!

(Real Sora walks in)

Sora: GET THAT BLOB THAT IS SUPPOSE TO BE ME, OUT OF HERE!

Fat Sora: (vanishes into thin air)

AndromedaGalaxy: NO! HE HAD MY BROTHER INSIDE OF HIM!

ROFL

Sora: lunarxshinobi cloned me.

Me: Oooooooooooh.

Axel fanperson: Can we start the story?

As they all were walking down the blue foot prints, they could still hear the moaning.

"MAKE IT STOP!" Shreiks Leon, falling to his knees and pulling his hair.

"Someone go make Sora stop moaning like THAT!" Aeris commands.

"No one wants to see Sora like that though..." Says Yuffie.

The moaning then stops.

"Yay! He's done!" Cheers Cloud.

Screams are then heard. Everyone then gets scared.

"Maybe he's just doing it too hard." Aeris mentions.

"Who screams during pleasure?" Yuffie asks.

Leon raises his hand.

Riku then walks up to Yuffie.

"Excuse me while I pee pee on you." He unzips his pants.

Yuffie jumps out of the way.

"RIKU WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT TO A TREE!" She shouts angry and disgusted.

"Tree's are our friends..."

"Then what am I?"

"A best friend."

"So you don't pee on friends, just best friends right?"

"...Yes."

"No wonder Sora's so disturbed."

"Thats it, I'm going to see what's going on." Aeris says unpatiently and walks off the blue foot prints.

Later on...

"SORA'S GONE!" They hear her shout from afar. The shout is heard around the world. The people who were attacked by Sora's rabid worm, cry a tear of joy and relief. Even the people who invented Kingdom Hearts...Thats kind of how Sora got the lead role...Don't ask me what he did to get it...O-O...Whip cream...Yum...O-O

They all ran to where Aeris was and saw just a key blade laying on the ground. Cloud goes to pick it up.

"NO! DON'T TOUCH IT!" Yuffie shouts in disgust, covering her eyes.

Hey, you know how in the game, the key blade shoots out a beam? Well thats not an ordinary beam...In order for you to understand what I'm talking about...It makes babies...O-O...Sorry...I feel disturbed right now.

They all then see bear tracks leading to the blue foot prints.

"OMG, Sora got ate by a bear." Aeris says.

"Or malested." Cloud then mentions.

"The bear probably sensed a disturbance."

Soon they continue to follow the blue foot prints to see if it would lead them the way out and to Sora.

(back to talking with Sora)

Me: It's time to ask our special guest some questions!

Axel fanperson: Yay...

Me: First question...How do you feel about fire?

Axel fanperson: It's hot.

Me: How do you feel about Roxas?

Axel fanperson: He is a best friend who makes me feel great!

Me: Is it true your gay?

Axel fanperson:...Wait...NO.

Me: Yes you are, in the game you said he makes you feel so good inside...INSIDE YOUR PANTS!

Axel fanperson: DID NOT!

Me: UH HUH!

Axel fanperson: NU UH!

Me: YOUR JUST AFRAID TO ADMIT IT LIKE SORA AND RIKU!

Riku: I'M NOT GAY! (kitty ears twitch from anger)

Sora: I'M NOT GAY! (takes his purse and walks off)

Me: SEE! THEY ARE GAY!

Axel fanperson: Can we move on to the next question?

Me: NO! NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT AXEL IS GAY! (begins to shake him)

Axel fanperson: (sobbing uncontrollably) I WANT OUT!

AndromedaGalaxy: (has heavy wait chained to her ankle)...I know how you feel.

Axel fanperson: (gets out of her grasp and runs out)

Me: NOOOOOO! COME BACK! (runs after him)

Axel fanperson: YOU BEING MEAN TO MEH!

AndromedaGalaxy: ROFL!