I'm still doing exams but I am quite literally in love with these next few chapters, they are so fun and I hope you enjoy them too :D A big thank you to my beta Bad2Wolf2Mcgee as well, whose helped with the Winter bits :D

Ziggymia123 I'll do two :D Chapter 47 : Basically she's not been having the best of times recently, losing her fiancé and then she went on a bit of a downwards spiral, and now she's just sort of trying to get through. Chapter 48 : Yup, Alexis used to be a big part of Fawks' growing up but I've explained what you need to know, any questions feel free to ask :D

total-animal-lover : Just causing her usual trouble :D Anything you need to know about Alexis has really been explained but if you have any questions feel free to ask :D

Bad2Wolf2Mcgee : I know, I've got an exam on Friday and I'm just writing about hen weeks :D YAY for more updates and an Alexandra thing :D I do love moments like that without their arguments and don't worry, John is fine :P And more YAY for Doctor who :D

Anyway! Enjoy :D


Chapter 49

Fawks leapt over the bonnet of a car and ducked down, grabbing Alexis as she ran past.

"Get the hell down!" Fawks growled, pulling her close to the car bonnet.

"Don't you yell at me, I was doing fine until you showed up!" The woman opposite her hissed, ducking low as alien deer leapt over the car.

"Oh yeah, being nearly ripped to death by undead dogs before then being trampled by Nai deer. You were doing bloody fantastic!"

"How dare you show up and yell at me! I thought you were dead! I mourned and grieved and went to your bloody funeral!"

"Aww. Did little Lexi cry and weep at her enemies funeral?" Fawks teased in a coo. Alexis growled and tackled Fawks over, pinning her to the concrete and crashing their lips together. Fawks laughed as she pushed her back, sitting them up as the deer continued to bound overhead.

"There'll be none of that," Fawks smiled.

"You've never complained before," Alexis said, sounding a little put out.

"I told you, I'm getting married, and I have a girlfriend, and she's the only girl I have intentions of snogging."

Alexis laughed, "You marrying your girl?"

"No, I'm marrying my time agent."

"Ah! The Red Coat." Alexis realised.

"Yup, so it looks like your just gonna have to settle on being my bridesmaid."

"Have I got to wear a dress?"

"Oh yes." Fawks smirked. Alexis looked around.

"Are they gone?" She asked, Fawks turned and looked over the back of the car and then quickly ducked down again.

"What?" Alexis asked. "Dead dogs?"

"No.."

"Space wolf?"

"No, worse." Fawks squeaked. Alexis looked confused. "My friends." Alexis laughed as she peeked over the car and grinned at the group of people she saw.

"Which one is your girl?" She asked, surveying the group who were stood together.

"You tell me, you know me, go on guess, it'll give me a little while to think of a reason as to why a herd of Nai deer just ran through Cardiff."

Alexis looked at each of the women there.

"I'm going to say Vimto."

"What?"

"The blue haired one with the pretty purple eyes."

"Vimto? Really the best you can do?" Fawks laughed.

"Schlurple the purple." Alexis smirked.

"Please, been there done that," Fawks laughed.

"All you had to do was pick someone up." Jack sighed and pressed the comm in his ear, "Thanks Jess, you got them all?" He sighed into it.

"Her fault," Fawks said, nodding to Alexis.

"Some of you already know her. This is Professor Alexis May."

Alexis smiled over at them all. She was the same height as Jack, curvy and the words femme fatale instantly came to mind, her hair was died a dark red and she was wearing very tight black denim jeans and a long sleeved top yet her torso was mostly covered by a burgundy corset. Winter could see a tiny reflection of Fawks in the way that Alexis held herself, the attitude of 'I don't care what you think of me, I'm awesome, deal with it' and the predatory calculating look in her eyes as she looked across the team.

"Lex, you know, Jack and Ianto and Gwen, John and Jess are picking up the deer, and this is Amy and Rory, Winter and The Doctor."

"Wait... The. As in The real Doctor."

"Yes, that's me." The Doctor grinned.

"How do you know him?" Alexis turned to Fawks.

"He's the one who told me I was going to die."

"Which you didn't!" Alexis snapped.

"Get over it," Fawks rolled her eyes, "It's not like you care that much." She stuck her tongue out at the opposite woman before slinging her arm over Winter's shoulder.

"Can you put up with a little teasing before I deck her?" She whispered to Winter.

"You're my girlfriend, if I can put up with your teasing I can manage hers."

"She's worse than me." Fawks sighed.


'Are you sure you don't want me to come? I mean I could take you all and just stay in the TARDIS.' Winter sighed and packed away another top.

'Really Doctor,' she replied over his stream of conversation, 'I'll be fine. They're perfectly capable of taking care of me.'

'…not that I'm saying you need taking care of but… did you say..?' She sat down on her bed and shrugged.

'Look at me Doctor, I'm struggling to find my favourite tops in my own room because I can't sleep in here anymore. I spend my days cleaning, my nights reading. I'm not saying I need help but…' he sat down next to her and put his arms around her.

'You need someone to be there.' He finished. She nodded and hugged him back tightly. 'Well, you never know, maybe this will be just what you need to take your mind of things.' Winter smiled against his shirt and pulled back laughing. 'What? What?'

'I'm going to my girlfriends hen week to try and take my mind of my missing fiancé…it's just…ironic.' He kissed her forehead and then leaped to his feet.

'right now the information I'm about to give you is important so you better be listening. Now the first thing you have to remember when traveling to an…' Winter smiled and blotted out his safety talk as she finished packing what she could find, eventually he began to cool down and she turned, suitcase in hand. '…ok? And you can contact me any time through the manipulator…you have got the manipulator.' She rolled her eyes.

'yes, yes now stop worrying. Come on lets go.' He nodded sharply and took her hand leading her out of the TARDIS and into the corridor in front of Fawks place. He rocked back and forward on his heels and she smiled, leaning up and kissing his cheek. 'I'll be fine. If I'm not back within two days of the time Fawks gave you then you're welcome to track our signal and come and rescue me.' He gave her a hard look. 'I'll be fine.' She repeated.

'Promise?' he asked quietly. She smiled and took his hand.

'Promise.' And with a small smile she let herself into the door and left him to walk back to the TARDIS alone.


John wrapped his arms around Fawks' waist as she folded her clothes into her suitcase.

"I'll miss you," He whispered. As he kissed up the side of her neck.

"I'd say the same..." Fawks began but then shrugged her shoulder. "But it'd be a total lie."

"Charming."

"I'm looking forward to my week with the girls, and I plan on being way too out of it most of the time to miss anyone." Fawks smiled, twisting in his arms and kissing him.

"Don't have too much fun without me,"

Fawks snorted, "I'll try not to."

"No strippers?"

"Can you tell me the same?"

"Err..." John hesitated, smirking at her.

"Mhmm, at least I'm not going to sleep with any of them." Fawks laughed, kissing along his jaw.

"I'm not going to, at least not intentionally," He laughed.

"See, I'm only going with the girls."

"Yeah, like that's going to stop you." Winter laughed as she walked in.

"Hey," Fawks protested, "You're the only girl for me." She smiled, stepping out of John's arms.

"We're heading off in the morning, you got everything you need?"

"I'm all packed and ready to go, I've got about three packets of paracetemol and I've blocked out a huge lecture on safety from The Doctor."

"Brilliant." Fawks grinned.


"Come on Alexandra. Just a week, let your hair down. Get out of the 40's for 7 days, it's really not that bad on the other side of the line," Fawks begged as she climbed up into her ship.

"I can't." Alexandra sighed, "I'm coming on the last day, I've told you."

"I'm not going to be able to persuade you to come to the side of debauchery and mischief?"

"Sorry," Alexandra said, smiling as Fawks sighed dramatically and slid the door down.

"We off then girls?" Fawks grinned behind her at Jacky, Jess and Amy, Winter was sat at her side, in the co-pilots chair.

Alexis gave a small cheer from the back.


The flight was a while, Winter left half way through to go and talk to the rest in the back and Fawks grinned as she looked in the mirror and saw all of them getting on, laughing, chatting, Alexis flirting. Fawks smiled as she saw Winter laughing, brushing off Alexis' advances easily. It was good to see her smiling, Fawks had noted over the last couple of days, she was quiet, subdued not getting as involved in conversations, she'd also noted the Doctor's protectiveness over her, there was hardly a time when she hadn't seen Winter with The Doctor at her side. The way he stood around her, protective, like he was willing to jump in and help at the slightest movement. A relief to her really, at least she knew when Winter went back he'd be watching out for her. She knew Winter was perfectly capable of looking after herself but in her current state she could do with the help. A distraction, that's what she needed, week long excessive behaviour, seven days of pointless mischief, crime and sex.

Fawks grinned as she saw her destination grow bigger in front of her.

"Hang on a sec..." Alexis said in the back, looking around at where she was.

"Oh, Fawksy babe, I've never been more proud." She laughed. Fawks rolled her eyes.

"Call me Fawksy one more time and I'll kick you out right here." She growled.

"Where are we?" Amy asked.

"Diskotequa." Fawks grinned, the planet they were approaching was neon pink in colour and even from space flashing lights could be seen all across the planet.

"It roughly translates as Nightclub." Alexis smiled, looking over Fawks' shoulder.

"The entire planet is one big nightclub." Fawks laughed, before pulling the radio down and speaking into it.

"Hey, this is C.O.N.O.R. II here, Captain Fawks speaking, I've got a party of 6 coming in for five days,"

"I thought you were having a week?" Winter asked coming and sitting by Fawks, Fawks noted with a small smile how Winter's gaze lingered ever so slightly on Alexis' hand that hadn't left her shoulder.

"Yeah, but not all here, got a day in Cardiff."

"That still leaves you with one more day."

"I know." Fawks said simply, not expanding any further.

The hotel may as well have been made out of solid gold. It was luxurious and overtly ostentatious, and that was just the lobby.

"I want to live here," Jess said as she turned 360 degrees and took in the size of the room. "Can I live here please?" She laughed.

"Nope, the many men of Cardiff would miss you too much." Fawks teased, wheeling her small case into one of the queen sized rooms.

"Get ready guys, we're going out." She grinned. She nodded over at Winter. "You, in here."

"You were a lot sexier when you were younger," Alexis laughed causing Fawks to roll her eyes but otherwise ignore the remark.

"I thought you might play a little tame with me, so I brought you this." Fawks smirked, pulling out a holdall from her hat.

"Remember the last time you dressed me up to go to a club." Winter said. Fawks flinched and frowned, stepping closer and wrapping her arms around Winter's waist.

"It won't be like that, none of it is. Despite how god damn sexy you looked, none of what I've got for you is like that, I promise. You're going to look like a nun between me, Lexi and Jess."

"That right, Fawksy?" Winter teased.

"Is that a hint of jealousy I hear." Fawks smiled, nuzzling her face closer to Winter's.

"No." She said quickly causing Fawks to laugh. "It won't be like the last club?"

"No man is getting within 3 feet of you this week." Fawks growled. Kissing along Winter's neckline, she smiled slightly and ran a hand through the demon's hair.

"That a promise?"

"We have to go before I lose it." Fawks whispered huskily in her ear, reluctantly stepping back, and shaking her head, "Else I'll just end up spending my entire time in here. Only venturing out for chocolate, strawberries and whipped cream."

Winter laughed at that before Fawks pulled out a slinky dress from her suitcase that showed off a lot more than it concealed.

"Going to get changed in the bathroom because I know for a fact if I start taking my clothes off whilst you're in eye line I will not be leaving the hotel room." Fawks said, kissing Winter on the cheek, lingering there longer than necessary and walking on.

Within an hour and a half all the girls were ready to go and before they left they gathered in the lounge area.

"Put these in." Fawks said, handing each of them a small green chip, they each put it in their ears.

"This may hurt a sec." She said, pressing a button on her manipulator, they each yelped.

"What are they?"

"I'll explain tomorrow, don't worry about them." Fawks said, ushering them out the door.


Fawks awoke to the freezing cold biting air. She had very minimal recollection of the night before and could hear murmured voices to her left.

"Someone poke her and wake her up."

"Poke her with what?"

"I know." There was a scuffle and then something cold and hard jabbed her in the hip. She opened her eyes and groaned,

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph." She groaned, closing her eyes against the light that cut through any pain threshold she had built up over her life. It felt as if someone were slowly pushing an axe through the centre of her brain.

"You can't ever tease me about dignity again." Jess said, Fawks looked over at her friends, they were all there looking very much worse for wear, she only then took in her surroundings, she was on a lilo, in the middle of a swimming pool. She looked down at herself and noted vaguely that the only thing she was wearing, was her mask and gloves, a dog collar and a tutu. She had writing scrawled across her chest but she couldn't make it out in her current state or from the angle she was at.

"What did we do last night?" Amy groaned, Fawks paddled her way to the side of the pool and stood up, fighting back nausea as she swayed. She noted a dog kennel with a border collie sat outside.

"That dog is wearing my bra." She noted, blinking at shock at the animal. "Anyone know where the rest of my clothes are?" Fawks asked, Alexis pointed to the bottom of the pool, where Fawks' hat and dress lay.

"Whatever we got up too," Fawks sighed, bracing herself to jump in and get her stuff. "I bet it was fucking awesome."


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