Okay I know I switch tenses later in, but just deal with it! Finally doing it so just deal with it!
"I'm going to get a job," Said Naxah at dinner with everyone.
Storm nearly died from choking on his food at this comment, but if it wasn't for Axel passing a glass of water his way he would have died.
"What!?" Storm exclaims looking at her in disbelief," you're gonna get a what!?"
"Job!" Demyx shouts emphasizing the word job as if Storm's three." J-O-B JOB! You know, the thing we all have to do in life, but don't really want to do it because it's too much work."
"Like you?" Xemnas retorts raising an eyebrow at him.
"Yeah, like me!" Demyx agrees then proceeds to eat his dinner.
"Wait, what the hell do you need a job for!?" Storm exclaims again this time in curiosity.
"Well, I want child support-"Naxah begins.
"Do you even know what that means?" Storm questions.
"I looked it up in a dictionary, and goggled it," Naxah retorts." And somebody isn't helping in raising his child!"
"Xemnas!" Larxene shouts causing everyone to look at her.
"So you're pregnant with Xemnas' baby?" Xigbar questions confused on how that could happen.
"I hope not!" Xemnas exclaims shaking his head in denial briefly." I'm only fifteen!"
"Yeah, in dog years," Roxas snorts.
Everyone laughs as Storm sighs.
"I get like what? Quarter of a mil in universal money just for being an OC," Storm retorts.
"Wait what!?" Demyx gasps." What the hell's universal money!?"
"Money that is basically worth any amount in any race without it losing value," Storm replies." But that's besides the point. The point is that you never said I had to put anything other than love and affection and all this rainbow magic crap you told me like a month ago!"
"Actually, it was about a couple of days ago, so get your facts straight," Marluxia counters like a female causing everyone to look at him.
"Have you been eavesdropping in our conversations?" Luxord questions.
"A little birdy told me!" Marluxia exclaims in fake denial." I have no interest in your drama!"
"Yeah, try saying that to your posts on Facebook!" Roxas coughs.
Everyone laughs again as Storm rolls his eyes.
"And Xemnas cut my pay in half!" Naxah exclaims pointing at Xemnas who is in the middle of drinking his soda." I'm down to a hundred munny a day!"
"How much do you pay her?" Zexion questions in amazement and demandness.
"Anyway, since when do you have job experiences in anything!?" Storm counters evading the subject for now.
"Since I decided I wanted a job!" Naxah exclaims." Doing work around here is easy enough!"
"Everybody's too lazy to think for themselves!" Storm debates in amazement at how Naxah is acting towards this situation." Xion is like a maid around here while everybody is some sort of racial overlord! We're back in the Middle Ages and whatnot!"
"Master, I am getting a job and that's final," Naxah replies effectively ending the argument.
"Fine, whatever, I don't care at this point," Storm mutters continuing his eating.
Everyone starts eating again except for Zexion who looks at Xemnas again in confusion.
"How much do you pay her?" Zexion questions in wonder.
After about two hundred job applications, and about a thousand failed attempts at actually passing the test because she didn't write her name, Naxah walks through the streets of Traverse Town in sadness at not being able to get a job. Even though she was an idiot, and didn't pass the tests because she thought her name was one of the questions. As would most people who take tests too seriously.
"And all I wanted was a new pair of heels," Naxah mutters walking past a building with many posters on it in sadness.
Then she walks back to the building and looks at the posters on it.
"Maybe this can point me in the right direction," Naxah mutters then looks at one poster in particular.
Her curiosity was peaked when she saw this particular poster because this particular poster had something no one has ever taught her about. And is one subject that they shouldn't teach her about. But Naxah still picked it up, looked at it, and wrote the phone number down.
He nearly broke into a seizure at what she said, and showed them, after rounding them up into the Grey Area. It was the last thing that he'd thought she'd show them. Strangely, Xemnas was encouraging it.
"Are you insane!?" Storm exclaims pointing at the poster that Naxah holds in front of her, in front of the table." That's against the law!"
"There is no law!" Demyx debates leaning back in his seat in a thong." They just want you to believe that!"
Everyone, except Xion who covered her eyes in horror, looks at him in confusion and wonder.
"Why- never mind," Vexen begins then shrugs it off. He turns back to the matter at hand." I agree with Storm on this one. Naxah this is just way too... what's the word?"
"Crazy?" Roxas suggests.
"Brain racking?" Lexaeus adds.
"Horrific?" Xion asks still covering her eyes in horror.
"Erotic?" Xemnas adds.
"The correct word is unthinkable and irrational," Demyx clarifies.
"There is no word to describe what she wants to do!" Storm counters pointing at the poster again. Then he looks at her." Why do you wanna be a porn star anyway!?"
She blinked three times before opening her mouth.
"Because I took a survey, and it turns out I have what they're looking for," Naxah replied casually. Then she became confused." What's a porn star?"
Everyone, except Xemnas, shifted uncomfortably in their seats due to the challenge the topic possessed.
"It's a pornographic actress that performs sexual acts in public," Xemnas translated with a fatherly tone of voice." Pornographic films contain different sub-genres and basically, quench our sexual fantasies for that subject."
"So a movie?" Naxah asked.
"HELL NO!" Storm exclaimed becoming engulfed in flames." HELL NO! HELL NO! HELL NO! H-E-L-L N-O HELL NO!"
Everyone looked at Storm as if he lost his insanity finally.
"Yes, but not really," Luxord replied still giving Storm the Curious eye.
"Then why doesn't Master like it?" Naxah requested looking at Storm.
"BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA YA SELLING YA BODY!" Storm exclaimed his blood pressure slowing rising along with his anger." AND I CANNOT BEAST!"
Immediately, the fires die down before Storm faints on the spot, causing everyone to look at him in pure shock.
"Well, um, Naxah?" Vexen said admist the silence." How about we look for a job together? You know, so we don't have this little problem happening again."
Vexen did manage to find Naxah a job, despite her experiences which include a bunch of crazy things. She even made him write that she could strip down a homeless man in less than a minute. Yet admist the craziness of her mind, Naxah actually landed a job. At some Mexican restaurant. Flipping burgers. In a Mexican restaurant. While she danced around the shop giving people their food. At a Mexican restaurant. The organization decided to see her in action. Did we mention its a Mexican restaurant?
"Why is this even titled a Mexican restaurant?" Storm asked looking around at how much it resembled McDonald's.
"It means the owner is Mexican, but that's what I thought at first," Vexen translated.
"What's wrong with being a Mexican?" Larxene asked.
"This is what's wrong with them!" Demyx exclaimed getting up from the large booth they were sitting at, and going up to a random guy." Hey buddy! I'm gonna have to see some identification!"
"What the hell do you want!?" The Guy exclaimed ready to hit Demyx.
"I know you're an illegal border hopper, so just spill it!" Demyx retorted, rather spat, at the man.
The Guy takes a swing at Demyx knocking him out cold. He then walks away as if nothing happened.
"Yep, that's why its wrong to be a Mexican or Spanish," Storm agreed as Lexaeus poured water over the man." They don't care about anything which is why... you know what? I can't think of anything."
Naxah walks up to the table with everyone's food as they smile at her.
"How's the old Peach Cobler?" Xigbar asked raising an eyebrow at her.
"No, its how's the double cheeseburger with ketchup-if you know what I mean," Luxord debated grinning while pointing his hand at her.
The two men high five each other while congratulating themselves on making them the world's biggest jacks ever.
"No, we don't know what you mean and we don't wanna know," Storm replied rolling his eyes as he turned to Naxah."So how's the old grind?"
"What grind?" Naxah requested blinking twice." I don't skateboard."
"He meant how's the job?" Roxas clarified smirking at Storm." And how goes that 'thing' you're doing for me?"
"Look, we wouldn't tale about that in public right?" Storm asked.
"It's going good," Naxah replied smilling," I'm even getting something called a paycheck tomorrow."
Immediately, Storm spit out his drink on Axel's face who then punched Larxene in the face by accident, causing him to go flying into the ceiling from one kick to the groin.
"Wait, tomorrow!?" Storm exclaimed in amazement." I didn't get mine's till like a month after I worked, and you're getting it tomorrow!? You've been here for three freakin' days!"
"Hey now son," Xemnas scorned while pointing at Storm." You know what to do when things don't go your way."
"Dear lord, please don't-" Storm began.
"Well...!" Xemnas bellowed as he summons a banjo out of no where, beginning to play it.
Axel falls through the ceiling, and lands on top of him, stopping any rape, or kills of the eardrum from his singing. Storm looked at Naxah with a bored expression on his face.
"I liked it when you were going to be a hooker," Storm said.
Anyway, a little break from the more serious chapter I wrote last time, but not really. And we're almost at the fiftieth chapter mark as my grammer and vocab and spelling falls into a bottomless pit by the chapter, never to be seen again. Anyway, I'm actually surprised I managed to get fifty chapters out of this fan fic. I mean I never meant or had plans to have this many chapters, but you know. Chao!
