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De-Ji and Suta: O.o oh my stars...

De-Ji: It didn't put up the new chapter!

Suta: Yea yea sure sure. You sure you remembered to put it up?

De-Ji: Are you calling me a liar???

Suta: hmmm... mayyyyybe...

De-Ji: (tackles Suta without mercy)

Suta: Gah!!

Luffy: Go Suta!! XD

Zoro: Ok. I guess the story is De-Ji tried to put it up or she forgot.

Luffy: Sorry for the in convenience we'll update again later today!

Zoro: Whoa, big word Luffy.

Luffy: I know! i'm so proud of myself! Suta! aren't you proud of me too??

Zoro: She's still being attacked be De-Ji who will definately kick Suta's butt!

Luffy: NUH UH!! Suta's going to win!!

Zoro and Luffy: GRRR!!! (tackles each other)


De-Ji: Takono XD!!

Luffy and Suta: (has some candy too) MUST GO ON A RAMPAGE AND DESTROY CANADA!! ZEHAHAHAHA!!

Luffy and Suta: WHOO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT OK!!! (eats the cone)

Zoro: aww... youre not? ah well... YO!

Zoro: nope. Again with the yoyos?

De-Ji: I like yoyos (starts playing with a yoyo)

Zoro: are you with me or against me?!

De-Ji: with you… (puts away yoyo sadly) (pitiful face at Zoro)

Zoro: (sees pitiful face) X ( grr… ok, you can play with the yoyo…

De-Ji: YAY!! THANK YOU ZORO!! (takes out yoyo and plays with it)

Zoro: (grumbles)

Luffy and Suta: (gasps in air to yell YO!)

Zoro: Don't even think about it!!

Luffy and Suta: (deflates) ohhh…..

Sanji: Ero...cook...(throws a death glare at him) YOU... DIE...(cracks

knuckles)

Sanji: eep! Takono-swan?? Why do you want me to die??? (tears spray out like a fountain)

De-Ji and Zoro: Baka…

Luffy and Suta: WHOOT!! LETS GO GET SOME SMORES!!

Luffy and Suta: YAY!!!

Luffy: I love Sut- smores!!!! I MEANT SMORES!!

Suta: … SMORES ARE AWESOME!!!

Sanji:(heart eyes) OMG THE SEXIEST VAMPIRE EVER!! (glomps vampire sanji) I AM NEVER GETTING NEAR GARLIC AGAIN!! (gets bit) you love to bite me so much?

Sanji: (bites Takono) (smiles sexily)

Takono: (dies laughing) SANJI CALLED CATTSUKI TAKONO!! (keeps laughing)

Sanji: (pouts) I was so scared, I got nervous!

Suta:BUNNEH! (hugs suta) ya im on a sugar rush 2day XD

Suta: (receives hug) Yay! o.o

Luffy: (jealous!)

Suta: You can have a hug too silly!!

Luffy: Yay!

Suta: (hugs Luffy)

Luffy:6 (at Takono)


De-Ji: next is a newbie called SoDesuKa!

SoDesuKa: Yo! I've got a few questions, ya! .

Everyone: ok! Cool!

Luffy: If you were a super hero, what power (except for your gomu gomu

powers) would you have?

Luffy: X-ray vision! Flight! Super strength!

Nami: SoDesuKa only asked for one.

Luffy: Oh! X-ray vision! Flight! Super strength!

Nami: (sweat drop) Nevermind… he doesn't get it…

Suta: (starry eyes) Ah! Luffy's a super hero:D

Luffy: (sticks his chest out proudly) I am?? I AM!!

Suta: (glomps Luffy) SUGOI!!

Luffy: (big smile) Heh!

Zoro: How come you have such a bad sense of direction? I mean, you would be

able to get lost on a perfectly straight road! Oh, and here's a giant

strawberry, eat it and be happy!

Zoro: I don't know… DON'T RUB IT IN!! (suddenly very happy) OOH!! STRAWBERRY!! (attacks strawberry and starts eating it)

De-Ji: O.o

Nami: If I give you this very big, very shiny, very nice golden thing that is

very valuable will you let me play with your Clima-tact? Pretty please? Puppy

eyes of doom

Nami: Sure. But this isn't enough. (hands over Clima-Tact) You'll have to pay the rest later. And don't think I'll forget!

Usopp: Why do you sometimes dress up as Sogeking?

Usopp: because I wanted to be a hero with the crew, but I left so I couldn't be there... (puts on SogeKing outfit) TA-DA!!

Luffy, Suta, And Chopper: AHH!! THE HEROS BACK!! XD

Nami: (sweat drop) They forgot already??

Sanji: 1 - Why do you always have your hair over one eye? I'd like to see

both of your eyes! 2 - Would you want to meet Zeff and the others on the

Baratie again? Do you miss them? 3 - ... Can I have a hug? ... and some

chocolate cake? ... and a nice cup of tea? ... and another hug. Smiles

sweetly

Sanji: 1. because the girls like it! .- 2. Yes. Those stupid bakas are probably so helpless without me. 3. sure! (hugs SoDesuKa) (all of a sudden has chocolate cake and a cup of tea) here you go .W (hugs SoDesuKa again) MELLORINE MELLORINE MELLORINE!!!

Chopper: You're the most cute little thing ever! Can I give U a hug? Puppy

eyes Me have always wanted to give U one 'cause you're so sweet!

Chopper: AM NOT!! (big smile and happy dance) (runs behind the mast) NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME!

Sanji: (runs over) I'LL HAVE IT!

Robin: Why do you always read? Would you have play a game with Luffy, Usopp and Chopper?

Robin: knowledge is in books I don't know, it depends on the game, my mood, and where I am in my book.

Franky: ... Why did you put metal on your nose? You looked a lot better

without it!

Franky: because my real nose got demolished, and it's SUPA!!

Nami: whatever.

Zoro/Sanji: If you were to decide either to DIE A VERY PAINFUL DEATH or

kissing Zoro/Sanji, which would you have chosen?

Zoro and Sanji: die a painful death. (glare at each other)

Zoro and Sanji: YOU WANNA FIGHT?! (start fighting…AGAIN…)


De-Ji: next is… K10!!

K10: 'Ello everyone! Can I ask you guys a question even though it's WAY TOO early to ask this?

Everyone: sure…

K10: Do any of you like...eggnog?? I know, way random, just cerious...

Everybody: YEAH!!

De-Ji: (stops drinking egg nog for a second to get air) (looks over at Zoro) O.O Zoro! Stop drinking so fast! You'll choke and die!

Zoro: (is somehow talking and chugging at the same time) At least I'll die happy!

De-Ji: But I wont!

Zoro: (grumble mutter grumble) fine! (drinks microscopically slowly)

De-Ji: ZORO:(

Usopp: (screams at Luffy and Suta who are having a chugging contest) CHUG! CHUG! CHUG[etc

Zoro:...I see...(thinks a moment) I have no idea what to say now (looks up)

did you know that theres a Daisy growing out of your head?

Zoro: … (looks up) gah!

De-Ji: ooh! A daisy! (plucks the daisy off of Zoro's head) XD

Zoro: OUCH!!! THAT HURT!! (rubs his head)

Sanji:(satisfied with hand) I'll stand.

Sanji: me too. (lays down cards, and is an 18) what do you have?

De-ji:(side glances) well...actually...no . Ok,ok! It really isn't gonna

heal for a long time probably. I dislocated it last year and I still can't

bend it all the way yet...

De-Ji:( that stinks!

De-ji and zoro:(to zoro) Stupid as in? (to Deji) um you can stop freaking

out...now...

De-Ji: (stops freaking out) oh sorry. X )

K10: (still holds rag to sanji's nose) You're welcome

Sanji: (muffled slightly) YOU'RE SO KIND, K10-CHWAN!!

Suta:(whispers) can we take a picture of you for Luffy's X-mas present?

K10: (smiles at Robin)

Suta: AHH!! NOOO-!!!! (runs off and hides)

Nami: (sigh) She has to make this hard doesn't she?

Robin: Looks like we have a game of hide and seek!

K10: (suprisingly still being chased) But I've already been killed about 10plus

times by Zoro, Besides I already sent it off, See??(points to mail bird flying

away fast)

Zoro and De-Ji: (looks up and sees the bird) GAH!!

Zoro: (kills the bird with his Tatsu Maki attack) (sneers at K10) what now?