Chapter 52
A?ZN: 4 goodnse sak!11111 the dpartmnt of nergy cnt hurt me!111111
ITS NOT MI fult dat persin dide!111 its ther own FULT!1111111 It's not their own fault.
O nd bi da wae darrel and I are cowritin a Lord of da rings stury! Its gona be bout Frodo and Gandalf!11111111 NO NO NO NO FUCK NO HELL NO GODDAMNIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MI little bruther, hoos lik a yeer yunger then me mite be joinin!11111111 I tink he LOVS sara, lol. Hes not as good at riten as I am, but hes relly cool!1111111
SO tanks to darrel 4 editin, yur mi favorite bf!111111111 She has had other boyfriends. OH GOD.
CHaptr 52: THE mesterius pakage!11
So haarglet walke with dumbledor and da minister of majik!1111
I fullowed them thru the skoool to te 3rd flor corridor!1111111
They hid the pakag in a SECRIT rume!1111
I w8ed till they left TEN I SAW IT….
KWIRREL WAZ TRIEN 2 BRAKE IN!1111111111111111 Oh noooo...
"LUKE her mr funkee turbin, wat do u think ur doin?/"
"O nothing," he sadi supisously!11111111111111
"LIER LIER PNTS ON FIR U DUMMEE!11111111111"
"DNT HURT ME!11111111111111111111111111"
"Y not ur stupid nd gae!11111111"
"BECUS….
IM A TEECHER
"I dnt car u GAY HIPPY!11111111" Hey I'm a hippie. Does that make me gay? GASP
"OMG!111111' HE CRIDE
kWIRREl tride to RaPE ME!1111111111
"Then haglet cames up!111111"
He beet up kwirrlel
"OMG U SAVED ME!111111111"
"I knoe,' he said sXily!11111111111 How do you say something sexily?
Then DArrl cam up!1111111111111
" STUPB FLIRTIN w/ mi GF! YEAH HAGLET BACK UP
BUI anywaays we walked down da hallway IB then the minister B cam up, "OMG wat da hek r u doin her."
"NONE OF UR BUISNESS BLONDIE!111111111111111"
Omgf
THeis is terrble." Jim bob said..
"HOWD U get here?"
"I walkd lol!11111"
lOOLOLOLOLLLOL
then I ran to mi rume and put sum of mi bfs names in a hat, ten I piked 1!11 It was…. Cheater!
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DARULD!1111111111111111\
TWOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEEEE CPONTIBUDE!11111111111111111
