Chapter 52

A?ZN: 4 goodnse sak!11111 the dpartmnt of nergy cnt hurt me!111111

ITS NOT MI fult dat persin dide!111 its ther own FULT!1111111 It's not their own fault.

O nd bi da wae darrel and I are cowritin a Lord of da rings stury! Its gona be bout Frodo and Gandalf!11111111 NO NO NO NO FUCK NO HELL NO GODDAMNIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MI little bruther, hoos lik a yeer yunger then me mite be joinin!11111111 I tink he LOVS sara, lol. Hes not as good at riten as I am, but hes relly cool!1111111

SO tanks to darrel 4 editin, yur mi favorite bf!111111111 She has had other boyfriends. OH GOD.

CHaptr 52: THE mesterius pakage!11

So haarglet walke with dumbledor and da minister of majik!1111

I fullowed them thru the skoool to te 3rd flor corridor!1111111

They hid the pakag in a SECRIT rume!1111

I w8ed till they left TEN I SAW IT….

KWIRREL WAZ TRIEN 2 BRAKE IN!1111111111111111 Oh noooo...

"LUKE her mr funkee turbin, wat do u think ur doin?/"

"O nothing," he sadi supisously!11111111111111

"LIER LIER PNTS ON FIR U DUMMEE!11111111111"

"DNT HURT ME!11111111111111111111111111"

"Y not ur stupid nd gae!11111111"

"BECUS….

IM A TEECHER

"I dnt car u GAY HIPPY!11111111" Hey I'm a hippie. Does that make me gay? GASP

"OMG!111111' HE CRIDE

kWIRREl tride to RaPE ME!1111111111

"Then haglet cames up!111111"

He beet up kwirrlel

"OMG U SAVED ME!111111111"

"I knoe,' he said sXily!11111111111 How do you say something sexily?

Then DArrl cam up!1111111111111

" STUPB FLIRTIN w/ mi GF! YEAH HAGLET BACK UP

BUI anywaays we walked down da hallway IB then the minister B cam up, "OMG wat da hek r u doin her."

"NONE OF UR BUISNESS BLONDIE!111111111111111"

Omgf

THeis is terrble." Jim bob said..

"HOWD U get here?"

"I walkd lol!11111"

lOOLOLOLOLLLOL

then I ran to mi rume and put sum of mi bfs names in a hat, ten I piked 1!11 It was…. Cheater!

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DARULD!1111111111111111\

TWOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEEEEE CPONTIBUDE!11111111111111111