dear lass

i dont mind hen just dont call me old...

meh mines too. Irelands bing a bam, Norths a evn bigger one right now and
Wales has dissaperes

...umm i dont think i should ask ya this but im gonnig to anway would you like
to come out fir a pint with me?

Love Aunt Caladonia

P.S okay kay i wont i wont but i will hit him on the head and tell Alfred
excectly what it wis fir!


Aunt Caladonia,

Ok, it's a deal!

How do you deal with annoying brothers? Any suggestions.

Hum. I don't think my Dad would let me. I would probably get put under house arrest again.

England said you sent him a curse by mail once. How did you do that?

Much love,

Elena "New York" Jones

P.S: Sure! No problem. Get a hit in for me!