A/N: Sorry we haven't posted in a while. With the new year and everything, we've been kind of busy. Anyway, Vibeka's not here again so I'll have to do this on my own.

Scene 53

(Frodo and Gollum arrive at the top of the elvator, where they find a creepy haunted mansion.)

Frodo: Are you sure you want me to go in there?

Gollum: Yes, yes, you will die I mean, uh, well, um, it's the only way to Mordor. So, so, yeah, Master has to go inside. (cheesy grin, nods)

Frodo: Alright, if you say so. (rolls eyes, walks inside)

Frodo: Eww, what's that smell?

Gollum: Zombies, yes, yes, zombies precious.

Frodo: Um, okay... (scared expression)

(Walks more.)

Gollum: We must go potty precious, yes precious, we must, right now. We swears to be back soon, we swears precious.

Frodo: (looking at the room) Are you sure you can't wait?

Gollum: No, no, we must go now! (pained expression)

Frodo: Okay, but hurry up.

(Gollum waddles off, then when he's out of sight, Gollum chuckles and runs off in the opposite direction.)

A/N: Hope you liked it. This is where Shelob begins. Mwahaha! Next scene in a minute or five.