Thank you for the prompts, iheartblueconverse!

Prompt: Twilight

January 15, 2012

S'mores.

"NononononononononoNONONO!"

"Max, calm down! What happened?"

"Nudge, it's the worst thing ever! Look what mom sent me in the mail!"

"AH, THAT'S THE NEW TWILIGHT MANGA!"

"I KNOW, LET'S BURN IT!"

"HECK NO! THAT THING IS ART! GIVE IT!"

"NO! We are making S'mores!"

"WHAT'S WITH ALL THE YELLING? KNOCK IT OFF!"

"Fang, help me burn this!"

"Oh, is that the new Twilight manga?"

"Yes! And it's mine."

"Shut up Nudge, we're burning it."

"NO!"

"Aurgh!"

"Oi!"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FANG?"

"This package is addressed to Nudge."

"…Oh?"

"HA! I told you!"

"Get real! That book's so stupid; you don't need it!"

"But Edward's so manly!"

"REAL men don't SPARKLE. Hand it over!"

"Max, it is hers."

"….Ugh, fine, do what you want."

"Yay!"

"Good girl Max."

"I guess I'll just have to use the books then…"

Karma: NO TWILIGHT MANGAS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DRABBLE. And sorry I rushed it, but I'm going to my sister's house soon :)

I hope anyone who likes Twilight isn't offended by this. These aren't my feelings about it; I have neutral feelings about it. It's just something I've wanted to write for a long time… thank you iheartblueconverse.

See you tomorrow!