Ch. 52 – Alfred's Prank Book
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Inspired by Norway on Caffeine by Sakuralove1 (/watch?v=SFZa7kCIrEE&feature=related) and [APH] Dinner at America's by Kanae by iammathewian (/watch?v=XFbjkU_g5lI&feature=relmfu)
Banned Prank List Section 3 – Food & Drink
Giving Lukas (Norway ) coffee
Honestly this prank was unintentional. He accidentally took a drink from my pumpkin spice latte that had an extra shot of espresso when I met him outside of Starbucks. (According to Sis he's not suppose to have coffee anymore after some incident with a ship during their viking years) So what was he doing there anyway? Getting high off coffee fumes?
Whatever, anyway I didn't know what happened until he started giggling like mad, said something about getting a boatload of puffins, then randomly screamed "GOD MORGEN! Life is beautiful!" Scared a lot of the normal people.
Hell! It freaked out both me and Emil (Iceland) out. Thankfully, he had a caffeine crash in thirty minutes.
Even though it was an accident, I got blamed.
Telling Mattie I BBQ Kumajiro
I don't know what I was thinking when I did this. I was probably high or something. It was the 70's. But I invited Mattie over for breakfast and served him REGULAR BACON but I told him it was made from polar bear.
When I came to an hour later he was outside conducting a funeral.
Dude, seriously?
Pranking Big Sis's fruit smoothies
Never. Again.
I like being a man thank you. And even thought it was interesting be stuck as a girl for 72 hours I found out 3 things
1- Iggy seems to have a thing for blue eyed girls (It could have just been because he was still in shock that I was girl)
2- Being a girl is hard work
3- Mattie always has his blackmail camera on him (I still can't find those photos he took of me! I swear if he sold them to a pervert or something I will ask Big Bro Ivan *yeah he has us call him that now* to help me get them)
Giving Feliciano coffee
While it did keep Ludwig from attacking us during WWII, he made me swear when we became allies to never do it again.
…Even though I totally forgot and slipped Feli a chocolate chip Frappuccino a minute ago.
Hold on; have to go see why everyone is screaming right now.
HOLY CRAP! FELI JUST DECKED IVAN AND KICKED LUDWIG IN THE HEAD! OMG~!
FRAPPES DON'T EVEN HAVE MUCH COFFEE IN THEM!
MEMO TO SELF- DO NOT INTRODUCE FELI TO ESPRESSO
Making Feli go through pasta withdraw
Got to admit, it was a good psychological weapon on him during the war. But I am so happy that I was not there when he was let go. According to Iggy it was bad so they shot him out of a cannon into enemy territory just to get rid of him!
Live frogs & snails for Francis
Again, another unintentional one but totally cool since Iggy helped me! Francis did tell us to collect them.
But then Iggy had the idea to fill his bed with them.
Let's just say we sure made an impression on the French Prime Minister when he came in to see why his nation was late!
Iggy's tea
This was not me, but I'm making a memo so I never try it!
Iggy's big bro Alistair (Scotland) totally busted in a G8 meeting to yell at Iggy over something about spoiled haggis…and goat…and something else, I think it was angus. Don't think he was talking about the meat…didn't Iggy say Alistair had a pet named Angus…or something?. (Memo to self: find out later)
But anyway; when he was done yelling he took Iggy's tea and spilled it over his head.
I never knew Iggy was a BAMF!
He totally kicked his ass out of the meeting hall! It took all of us, minus Mattie and Feli just to pry him off!
I talked to William (Wales) about it later. He said never mess with Iggy's tea or something bad will happen.
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Crap! Totally had a thought; Iggy might still be mad about the Boston Tea Party
(Memo to self: Do not mention that day around Iggy ever!)
