Okay guys! Another chapter of AWF is up!
… actually, this isn't a chapter. But it's a recap episode.
Yeah yeah I know I said it before that I won't pull a recap chapter out of my ass (like toonwriter, no offence to you man), but sadly the amount of Writer's Block for December, Week 3 Chapter is so huge it's not funny. I can't think of any matches at all! And I don't want to upload a filler chapter with Filler Matches with the only thing canon in that chapter is 'What company will be in the Supershow?', 'Who's that new guy in the promo?', 'Is Kouji gay?', 'Who screwed the Elrics?', 'What happened to Junpei and Tomoki last week?", etc.
So here you go, a recap chapter covering some storylines and questions without filler matches.
Disclaimer: Nazirul own no one. And I'm deeply sorry for the recap chapter. But hey, at least I'm just like toonwriter and DanDJohnMLover for skipping chapters right?
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(WWF Monday Night RAW (before the Attitude Era) Theme Plays as the scene shows Doraemon with a large TV Screen behind him)
"Hello folks! Welcome to AWF Quick Rewind! I'm your host and former ring announcer Doraemon! Man my head still hurts after Takeru hit me with a Baseball Bat. Now I know how Nobita fells with Giant beats him with a Baseball Bat everytime if Giant's team loses a Baseball Match. Ahem… anyway in this show I will explain every events that happened if ths episode wasn't released in your TV Screen. First off, last week our GM announced that there will be a Supershow in the next episode. Now what companies that will be featured in the Supershow? Let's find out!" Doraemon said as he go to the show.
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(Ring)
"Well ladies and gentlemen next week is Christmas and we can't celebrate it with less than 20 people (outside the Tag Team Division) in the roster. If I celebrate with less that 20 guys, the party will be a Dead Town. Which is why, to avoid the party from turning into a Ghost Town, I'm inviting some colours. What colours? 5 Other Companies of course!" Nazirul said as the crowd cheers.
"Tonight, I'm going to reveal the companies that accepted our invitations. First, one of AWF's tough rival who has one of the Best Wrestler in the World on their promotion. No it's not WWE and CM Punk, but it's WWT and Spongebob!" The crowd cheers at WWT but boos at Spongebob.
"The second company is our best friend from Chile, CASZ!" The crowd cheers while chanting 'CASZ!'. "Third, due to my actions for having Daisuke, Takeru, Iori and Hikari from Digimon 02 on the AWF Roster, XCW has accepted our invitation!" the crowd cheers while chanting 'E-C-DUB!' despite their name is XCW. "Fourth is, from the World's Biggest Wrestling Promotion WWE, Animated!" The crowd cheers while having their tounges twisted while trying to chant 'W-W-E!'.
"And the last promotion to accept AWF's invitation is…." Before Nazirul could even announced, the crowd starts to chant 'C-C-DUB!', meaning that they want CCW. "Nope, sorry but CCW is too exclusive for us to invite. They're like a Wrestling Promotion for those who can pay a 100 Dollars per show to see their All Star Players." Nazirul apologized as the crowd boos in dissapointment. "But don't worry, because, after a huge shocker, the last company is…. P-C-U-W!" Nazirul announced as the crowd cheers in excitement.
"Surprise isn't it? A company who knows jack shit about AWF accepted our invitation! They want exposure perhaps? Still now that I've revealed all the company's names, I've already booked some matches for ya! First, to promote the beautiful PCUW Divas… I mean Knockouts, it's going to be AWF's Hikari Yagami, Sakura Kinomoto and Nanoha Takamachi vs PCUW's Rock and Roll Country (Raven and Mandy Wells) and Ivory Gentelman!" Nazirul announced as the crowd cheers.
"Next, thanks to Jon Arbuckle and GB, after respectively paying a yearly supply of Italian Food to feed Garfield and Jon and paying a yearly subscription of Marvel Comics to GB, I'm allowed to use… the Toon Hardcore Championship! In other words, the Christmas party will be heated up as I hearby announced that the title will be defended 24/7 at the Supershow!" Nazirul announced as the crowd cheers wildly while chanting 'E-C-DUB!' like crazy.
"Also, AWF's Nippon Champion Ryo Akiyama will be facing WWT's National Champion Eric Cartman. And for our main event, it's going to be our proud Shounen Champion Kouji Minamoto vs CASZ Champion Rocko Wallaby!" he announced as the crowd cheers. "They are more matches to come, so please, during 'Christmas week' next week, gather your family, friends and girlfriends in your living room, order a large Turkey (food, not country) and watch AWF Christmas Supershow!" he finished before dropping the mic and leaves the ring.
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"I know Animated, CASZ, XCW and WWT would accept but PCUW? I didn't expect that! But how on earth are the rosters going to travel to AWF's next show? I mean they had to stay in a cheap Bingo Hall in Peach Creek every four weeks! Unless Nazirul pays PCUW's travel fees of course. Anyway Supershow aside, the Elrics are wondering: Who screwed them last week with a 'You Think You Know Me?' voice? Plus, Suneo and Kouji confronting each other after an embarassing accident which leads to many Soccer Moms to go apeshit crazy on us." Doraemon said.
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(Backstage)
"Hey Al." Edward Elric called.
"Yes nii-san?" Alphonse Elric replied.
"Did you try to fix Edge's broken neck with Alchemy and accidently killed him before last week's show?" Ed asked.
"No. Why would you ask?" Al asked back.
"Well then… WHO THE HELL SCREWED US WITH A 'YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME?' LAST WEEK?" Ed asked angrily.
"Calm.. calm down nii-san. You're creeping me out." Al tried to calm his bro down.
"If it wasn't Edge or his ghost that screwed us last week, then who is the one who did it?" Ed asked.
"I swear I didn't know! Plus, I didn't lose any arm, leg or body parts!" Al answered.
"Well then… (sigh) We need to make a complaint to our GM. Come on Al." Ed called before leacing the scene as Al followed him.
(Other Side of the Backstage)
We can see Kouji and Ruki talking to each other until Suneo enters the scene.
"Do you realise that after what happened last week, everyone laughed at me and I've to pay a lot of money for mouthwash!" Suneo yelled.
"Look, this isn't my fault! I'm didn't want to kiss you but Gon forced me to do it! It was an accident!" Kouji countered.
"Accident my ass! Now people will laugh at me forever." Suneo said sadly.
"Man up. It's your fault for not moving your fricking head." Ruki said.
"You want a piece of me young lady?" Suneo asked as he threatens Ruki.
"That's it!" Kouji yelled before grabbing Suneo's collar. "Tonight, you and me, one on one, in the ring." he challenged before pushing Suneo away. "Come on Ruki." He called as he and Ruki leaves Suneo.
"First Veemon, now Kouji and my sexuality? Damn it Giant please come back." Suneo said to himself before leaving the scene.
(Promo)
Three generations…
(Shows a wrecked city before a child in shadows trying to grab his mother's hand. But it's too late as she dies)
Three generations of pilots…
(Shows a blown up enemy in which we can see the shadow covered pilot yelling someone's name in tears)
All who has faced the same enemy…
"I'm not as exchanced like my rival, but I'm.. a SUPER PILOT!" a shadow figure yelled.
Shall appear…
"So this is… Mars Colony?" another shadow figure asked as he saw a poor city filled with poverty.
The grandfather, the 1st Generation Pilot…
"AGE-1, taking off!"
The father, the 2nd Generation Pilot…
"AGE-2, taking off!"
And the son, the 3rd Generation Pilot…
"AGE-3, taking off!"
They're coming to AWF…
… to become the first family to make their mark in this company.
(Promo)
"I wonder what mecha series has three generations of protagonists? Anyway aside from a filler Divas Match featuring Haruhi and Ruki teamming up to face Tohru and her partner of choice Shizuka Minamoto, there's another Tag Team who got screwed aside from the Elrics. Who are they? Junpei and Tomoki of course! After a week of invastigation it's been revealed that Hirokazu and Kenta screwed them by delivering a beatdown onto them before the Sohma Dynasty could reveal their decision. Which leads to a match in which Hirokazu and Kenta defeated Junpei and Tomoki in a dirty way by Low Blowing Tomoki while the referee didn't see it. Man Low Blowing a little kid. He's not going to reach puberty like his friends. Kyo and Yuki Sohma, well mostly Yuki, pissed after what they did, decided to make their match a Triple Threat Ladder Match. In other words, at New Years Evolution, we're going to see Dynasty vs Hirokazu and Kenta vs D.I.C.K for the Tag Team titles. Heh… I said dick." Doraemon giggled as he finished.
(Promo)
We can see Santa Claus arrives to a house as he knocks he door. As the door opens, it reveals a 10 Year Old Cena fan.
"Oh my it's…" Santa closed the child's mouth before giving the kid a small piece of paper. As Santa leaves, the kid opens the cover of the paper…
"A ticket to AWF Christmas Supershow featuring PCUW, WWT, CASZ, XCW and Animated?" the kid reads before running away from home while cheerfully yelling 'YES! YES! YES!' a la Daniel Bryan.
AWF Christmas Supershow! Get your free ticket for a limited time only!
At night…
The kid is still yelling 'YES! YES! YES!' without getting tired. Somewhere in the North Pole it's revealed that Santa is actually… Daniel Bryan?
"Did I infect him with my 'Yes!' syndrome when I give him that ticket?" he asked to himself.
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"Welcome back to AWF Fast Rewind folks!" Doraemon greeted. "Now aside from our Japanese Champion Ryo winning a match only to get destroyed by Toriko after that, Suneo and Kouji faces each other in a match in which I'm glad whoever makes this recap show makes it. The match was boring all thanks to Suneo who's apperantly tries to conserve energy for the PPV. Conserve my ass. Oh well, good thing Veemon Gored Suneo after Kouji defeated him. In your face JBL wannabe." Doraemon mocked. "Well that's all for… oh wait! There is something important happening in December, Week 3! The last brawl between the Gundam Meisters and the Spirit Detectives! As much as I like to see the Detectives averging their girlfriends, this rivalry needs to stop. It bores me. Fortunately for us, the rivalry ends in sex…. I mean the Meisters defeating the Detectives. And before I forget, it is announced that Tohru will defend her title in a Triple Threat Tables Match against Ruki and Haruhi while two matches on the PPV has been edited. Now can we please end this recap show? I can't wait for the Supershow!" Doraemon begged.
"Say good night to the viewers first!" a backstage crew shouted.
"Whoops. Forgot about that. Anyway this is Doraemon signing out and saying see you at our Christmas Supershow!" Doraemon finished as the show came to close.
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Match Results:
Tohru and Shizuka def. Haruhi and Ruki.
Hirokazu and Kenta def. Junpei and Tomoki.
Ryo def. Iori
Kouji def. Suneo
Setsuna and Lockon def. Yusuke and Kuwabara (Street Fight)
Cards for AWF New Years Evolution PPV:
Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket) vs Haruhi Suzumiya (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) vs Ruki Makino (Digimon Tamers) (Triple Threat Tables Match for the AWF Shoujo Championship)
The Sohma Dynasty (Fruits Basket) vs Hirokazu Shiota and Kenta Kitagawa (Digimon Tamers) vs Junpei Shibayama and Tomoki Himi (Digimon Frontier) (Triple Threat Ladder Match for the AWF Tag Team Championship)
Suneo Honekawa (Doraemon) vs Veemon (Digimon 02) (Last Man Standing Match, winner gets to face the AWF Shounen Champion at the Anime Rumble PPV)
Ryo Akiyama (Digimon Tamers) vs Toriko (Toriko) (TLC Match for the AWF Nippon Championship)
Taiki Kudo (Digimon Xros Wars) vs Simon the Digger (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann) (Last Man Standing Match, winner gets to face the AWF Shounen Champion at Anime Rumble PPV)
Kouji Minamoto (Digimon Frontier) vs Gon Frecess (Hunter x Hunter) (TLC Match for the AWF Shounen Championship)
A/N: There you have it. Man my brain has run out of juice to think of something for the chapter before the Supershow. Sorry for the recap guys. (yeah yeah I'm guilty. Go ahead and call me a lazy boy) But hey, at least the Supershow is in the next chapter! I can't wait for it!
And I'm sorry if I had to rush the Spirit Detectives-Gundam Meisters rivalry. I should've end it 4 chapters ago but I milked it without gaining anything from it. (the only thing I gained from milking it is boredom and MOAR Writer's Block)
As for the new guy:
1. He comes for the latest series in a Real Robot Franchise.
2. His series is quite NOTABLE for Childish art design which makes many 14 Year Old characters looked like 11 year olds, causing the fans to be pissed for the 'lol pedo bait' character designs.
3. His series is quite hated by fans who thinks this series is nothing like Gundam 00.
4. His series is the first series to feature three generations of protagonists. And he's the first Generation aka the Grandfather of the Generation.
BTW, I'm no longer promoting Mecha characters from now on. For the Supershow and New Years Evolution, I shall make 2 promos which shall feature… 2 SEINEN characters! That's right! SEINEN characters are coming to give AWF some balls and attitude! (and gore, nudity, tits, blood, cursing and so on)
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