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Hey guys, so this one isn't a request, I thought of this one, its basically Ian babysitting the kids, and him telling them a fairly amusing bedtime story, I hope you guys like it XD Alos, next chapter, because its the 50th chapter, is going to be another Lunchtime with Smosh. The kids will be, 14, and Kimberly will be 17. so...yeah, please submit Twitter Questions.

The kids are 5


Ian rubbed his temples, it was time to put the kids to bed, since Anthony and Kalel would be picking Hayden up late. Both kids, had rejected any and all of the fairytales, Ian had suggested. And he was trying hard to think up of one, when he smirked as he thought of something.

" Ok guys, I have a special story, its...interesting." He replied, the kids looked at each other excitedly as they snuggled in under the covers.

"Once upon a time, In the kingdom of...of..." Ian paused for a second, before snapping his fingers.

"Youtube, the kingdom of Youtube, was a fairly large kingdom, filled with many different lands with tiny kingdoms of their own. Amongst these lands, was the land of Smosh...ruled by Prince Ian, and Prince Anthony, who were not brothers...but were just as close." Said Ian, the kids eyes widened, and they immediately sat up in excitement...intriuged.

"Now, the two princes, were the funniest, most handsome, bravest, and loyalest in all the land...although Prince Ian may have been just a little bit handsomer than prince Anthony." He teased, not knowing that behind him...Anthony and Kalel had been let in by Melanie. and were listening in.

With Anthony trying to use all his will power not to laugh, Hayden giggled as her daddy's face turned red. Not that Ian noticed, he cleared his throat and continued.

"So, in the Kingdom of Youtube, if the king liked you...then he'd trade with your kingdom...or land, the most, at first the land of Smosh wasn't the richest land...every year, the rulers of each land, were brought before the king and made to show infront of the king's royal court. Why they were the ones, who should be picked...now at first, Prince Ian and Prince Anthony were very nervous."

"Nuh-uh, Prince Ian wasn't nervous!" Exclaimed Noah, making Ian chuckle.

"Oh really?" He asked in amusement.

"U-huh, and Prince Anthony wasn't either, they were esited." Said Hayden confidently, Anthony and Kalel were struggling not to giggle or chuckle in amusement.

"Ok, they weren't nervous, so when it was their turn...they preformed a song, telling of an epic adventure about traveling across lands, searching far and wide, about catching these creatures known as Pokemon...and suffice it to say, the crowd enjoyed it, as did the king.

And the land of Smosh, became one of the richest lands...in honor of this, they held a ball, inviting everyone in their land...and at that ball, Prince Ian, saw a beautiful lady..."

Melanie smiled as they kept listening, Noah gasped, and asked.

"Was it mom?" He asked, Ian nodded and ruffled his hair.

"Yes, Prince Ian had never seen her before, and asked Prince Anthony who the lovely lady was. Prince Anthony told him, 'She is Lady Melanie, and has admired you from afar, go talk to her' and Prince Ian did...and he found that Lady Mealnie, was just as lovely inside as she was outside. For she shared his sense of humor, and she was very witty and sarcastic. Which he loved that about her.

And so, they began to date...or court, as they say in the fairytales." He joked, the kids giggled, as he went on.

"The Land was peaceful, every now and then, Prince Ian and Prince Anthony, would have a battle, where Prince Ian would fight with his Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut sheild, against whatever sword Anthony used whether it be a chili pepper, a burrito, a taquito, an eggroll, a rainbow lollipop, or a celery stick.

"It did not matter who was victorious, although Prince Ian won more than Prince Anthony." He said in a hushed tone, making Anthony roll his eyes.

" But, while their land was rich, it was not as rich as the land ruled by Prince Ray William Johnson, whose land was richer than all of the others, in the kingdom, second only of course to the king. Well, that wasn't the case for long, as the Land of Smosh became the richest in all the land...with more than 2 billion viewe- I mean gold...they had alot of money."

The kids giggled at his little flub, before he cleared his throat.

"So, one day...there was a ball being held in the king's palace...and everyone in the kingdom was invited, at that ball...Prince Anthony, met a beautiful Princess."

Hayden gasped excitedly, knowing what was coming up. Kalel smiled up at Anthony, who wrapped his arm around her and kissed her forehead.

"Now the princess, hailed from a small land...where it was winter all the time, a Winterwonderland I suppose you could say...Prince Anthony of course, was in awe of the princess...he went, and talked to her...and they fell in love, and began to court each other."

Hayden sighed, at the thought of that and smiled.

" However, just as each ruler had its supporters, there were those who did not like them...and unfortunately, there were those who did not like each and every ruler, various flame wars occurred, over which ruler was the best, and who they should fall in love with, as well as just basically not liking them.

Smosh, being one of the richest lands had many, they didn't like alot of the things the two princes did, some didn't like Lady Melanie, or Princess Kalel for a variety of reasons...they did not find the princes humorous at times, and claimed they were losing their touch, or that they were drifting apart...when it was the opposite." He explained, remembering that rumor that he and Anthony were drifting apart.

"They also, however, chose sides even though the princes told them not to...many liked Prince Anthony better, because Prince Ian was...supposedly, fat, and...ugly... and...Prince Ian had...very low self esteem because of that."

Anthony, Kalel and Melanie, gave Ian sympatheyic looks, when Noah and Hayden crept out of bed, and cuddled up to Ian. He smiled down at them, and hugged them.

"But that was ok, because Prince Ian had many people who did love him...like Lady Melanie, Prince Anthony, Princess Kalel, his mother, and the rest of their friends...speaking of which. Later on, Prince Ian and Prince Anthony were joined by brave and noble knights.

Matt Sohinki, who was Sir Sohinki of the West, David Moss, who was Sir Lasercorn of the South, Joshua Ovenshire, who was Sir Jovenshire of the North, and Mari Takahashi, who was Lady Mari of the East.

Three of these brave soldiers, came from another land, known as the land of Clvver Games, which was joined in alliance with the land of Smosh, where they hosted the Smosh Games. Lady Mari, was once a peasant, who was chosen over all the others, for her sense of humor, and wit. She helped the other knights, in hosting the Smosh games, and she also helped the princes...by..."

Ian paused for a second, trying to figure out, how to make the Smosh Pit weekly's seem magical and fairytale like before snapping his fingers.

" Well...she helped them alot, and each of these knights, became the two princes', most trusted and loyal friends. They also, helped Prince Ian and Prince Anthony deal with the flame wars...which while horrible, were also fairly self contained.

A few years went by, and Prince Anthony asked Princess Kalel to be his wife, she said yes of course." Hayden giggled as Ian tickled her.

"And many were wondering when Prince Ian would ask Lady Melanie, well he wanted to do it at the right moment. So, after the wedding of Prince Anthony, and Princess Kalel...Prince Ian took Melanie to the balcony, where the fireworks were going off in celebration...he told her how amazing she was...and how he loved her...and he asked her to be his wife...and she said yes.

The land of Smosh, rejoiced as Lady Melanie, became Princess Melanie upon marrying Prince Ian."

Noah beamed up at him, and huggled Ian tightly.

"Not long after...both Princess Melanie, and Princess Kalel fell pregnant, and onto Prince Anthony and Princess Kalel...was born the lovely Princess Hayden. Onto Prince Ian and Princess Melanie however...was born the handsome Prince Noah...and they all lived Happily ever after, to this day."

He looked back as Melanie, Anthony, and Kalel clapped.

"Um...hey guys, how long have you been there?" He asked, sheepishly, Anthony chuckled, and picked up Hayden.

"For awhile Prince Ian, " He said with an amused smile. Ian smirked and rolled his eyes.

"Thanks again for watching her." Said Kalel, Ian smiled and shrugged his shoulders.

"Its no problem really." He replied, as Melanie, went over and kissed her husband. Kalel smiled and went over to Anthony, and Hayden.

"Did you have fun here my little Princess?" She asked, Hayden nodded and smiled at her mom.

"Thanks again, we relly appreciate it ." Said Anthony, smiling at Melanie and Ian as they left,


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