TCAVGC: Hello and Welcome to the XXXXXI Chapter: Museum Madness, Air Date: I-IV-VIII. I wonder where Erik Man is, I haven't seen him around. I don't own anything. If you're wondering why I change my user name, like I said, I change it once a month! Please enjoy this chapter. Now time to think. Maybe it's time to check on my video games of all the heroes, they look lonely.
Spyro: Hey check out this! (Pointing to Crash on a Female Statue with giant you know what)
Crash: Suddenly I get every dirty joke I ever heard.
TCAVGC: Crash, I need to talk to you about you're so called special feelings you may be having with that platform.
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The Scene went to Spyro, Jersey Devil, and the Heroes inside the Museum. Everything inside was scary and spooky; it looks like the place was haunted. And it was, they spotted Pictures looking at them and statues slightly moving to watch them.
"This place gives me the creeps, Jersey Devil lead us to the Golden Key fast!" said Crash
Jersey Devil got out a chalkboard and wrote on it before showing it to Crash.
"Keep you're pants on, I go at my own speed!" said Crash reading it out loud.
"Oh fine whatever" said Crash to Jersey Devil
"Let's watch out for monsters or booby traps okay?" said Sora
"Jersey Devil, lead us the way" said Spyro as Jersey Devil lead them on to the Golden Key, of course they were unaware that the Pictures and Statues formed into Monster Guards.
Chris's Sister appeared with her special dark wand in her hands like she was about to use it.
"All right men, attack the costumed Heroes and make sure they will die slowly and painfully!" said Chris's Sister
"Yes ma'am!" said the Monster Guards as they followed the Heroes.
"Sorry Spyro and the Heroes, this time I got you surrounded by my Monster Guards!" said Chris's Sister.
The Scene went back to Spyro, Jersey Devil, and the Heroes at the stairs of the Museum. Jersey Devil was writing on his chalkboard before showing it to Spyro.
"The Golden Key you seek is in the third floor on a really scary statue" said Spyro reading the chalkboard.
"Oh okay, thanks" said Spyro
"Well, what are we waiting for, let's go and get the Golden Key!" said Crash as they went up the stairs but only to be stopped by Chris's Sister's Monster Guards.
"Oh real original Author!" said Sora
"HEY! I HAVE GOOD IDEAS, SO ENJOY IT!" said the Author
"Anyways, let's just get out of here, there are like 100 of these monsters!" said Crash as he tried to head up the stairs but the stairs disappeared and all of them fell to the ground.
"This is really starting to piss me off, let's kick some ass!" said Jak
"LET'S!" said all of them in unison except Jersey Devil as they got into position.
And so… another fight begins.
"Is this suppose to be new?!" said Spyro
"SHUT UP AND FIGHT! I'll turn the damn music on for you!" said the Music Man
"Yeah!" said the Narrator
"Don't make me hit you if you're off task and not fighting!" said the Author
Tension Rising Music on…
Information Key: "Like the Music Man, Author, and Narrator says, FIGHT ALL 100 of the Monster Guards!" (3 Paragraph's, I'm lazy today. :P)
Spyro and Crash fused into Spash the Dragoncoot and then slashed all of the Monster Guards with his strong and sharp claws, killing at least 2. Sora used his Final Form, slashing all of the Monster Guards with his 2 Keyblades, killing at least 4 of them. The Monster Guards fused into King Monster Guard and he super punched all of them into the wall before turning back to normal. Jersey Devil used his Tail Whip and whacked all of the Monster Guards in the head. Klonoa used Magic Tornado while Tak used Magic Kill, attacking the Monster Guards with lots of different deadly magic attacks from every direction. The Monster Guards got out dark swords and slashed all of them silly, making their HP go down to one. Spyro quickly used his Holy Heal before deep diving one at a time at every single Monster Guard, killing at least 3 this time. Jak, Ratchet, and Fox fused into Master Commander and then blasted all of the Monster Guards with his Ultimate Blaster. The Monster Guards blasted Dark Arts Magic at all of them, making their HP go back down to one again.
Sora used this time to use Curaga before using Heart of Light, blasting all of the Monster Guards with the pure light from his heart, killing at least 10! Croc and Rayman fused into Crocodile Rider and whacked all of the Monster Guards with his strong tail. The Monster Guards span around, forming into a huge tornado, sucking all of them in and damaging them till their HP went down to one. Spyro quickly used his Holy Heal before using his Destiny of Light Fury, blasting all of the Monster Guards with almost the maximum amount of Light, killing at least 15! Crash used his Wumpa Bazooka and blasted all of the Monster Guards with it while Mario ate a mushroom, turned big and pulverized all of them with his Super Hammer. The Monster Guards tried to blast strong and dangerous dark energy at all of them but they quickly dodged out of the way. DK used Punch of Death, growing big and strong before punching them with the strength of King Kong! Pacman used Slide Punch, sliding near 5 of the Monster Guards and then mega punched them up into the air, making them killed. The Monster Guards used their shields and blasted dark magic heads at all of them, making their HP down into the red zone.
Spyro and Crash rolled into a ball together before knocking all of the Monster Guards onto the ground like a giant pinball. Croc used his Tail Strike of Death, whacking all of the Monster Guards onto the ground with the incredible strength of his tail while Rayman used Fists of Light, punching all of them with Light Power, killing 20 of them. The Monster Guards used Magic Lock and Special Ability lock on all of them before slashing them kung-fu style, making their HP go down to one. Sly used his Can and slashed all of the Monster guards in the chest while Link shot all of his arrows at each of them. Kirby used his Rainbow Sword and slashed them silly while Pickachu used Thunder Bolt and electrocuted all of them, making 25 of them killed. The Monster Guards tried to blast dark bombs a them but they quickly dodged out of the way. Jersey Devil jumped up into the air and threw sharp knives at all of them while Spyro kicked all of them hard in the chest. Sonic grabbed all 16 of the remaining Monster Guards and threw them up into the air while Jak blasted them with a huge energy stream of Light. The Monster Guards rammed through all of them with a powerful force except Spyro and they were soon K.O.! Spyro was really getting angry at this as he turned into Dark Spyro before blasting his Power Dark Breath at all of the Monster Guards and they were soon dead.
Few Moments Later…
The Stairs appeared and the Pictures, Paintings and what not turned back to their original forms and their places.
"That was tiring!" said Spyro
"You sad it, that was madness!" said Crash
"That's why it was called Museum Madness!" said the Author
"Shut Up!" said Sora
Jersey Devil laughed a little bit before writing on the chalkboard and showing it to Spyro.
"Let's go and find you're Golden key, you never know if any of my mutant vegetable enemies are watching" said Spyro reading out loud.
"Okay, come on team, let's go!" said Spyro as they went up to the second floor while Chris's Sister was watching them from the distance.
"That was beginning my stupid brats! Because it gets worse once you reach the third floor!" said Chris's Sister
"Also, you may have freed you're Jersey Devil friend from the Darkness but can you figure out our new plan? HAHAH!"
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