A/N: Thanks to everyone who answered the call to participated in the Pizza Party one-shot challenge! The challenge was to finish Chapter 47 aka "Freedom." So without further ado, I present the winner along with the biggest shout-out ever that I promised:

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Congratulations, kittiesfrompluto!

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And so (as also promised) the winning one-shot will be this week's update:


"Alright, Jarvis, that's everyone," Tony said, walking back out of the common room. "Could you dial up a pizza place?"

"I might point out, sir, that you deliberately neglected to ask Thor what he wanted."

Tony grinned evilly. "That's because I already know what to order on his."

If Jarvis had eyes, he'd have rolled them as he asked, "Which pizza place would you like me to call?"

Tony waved his hand dismissively. "Whichever one has good reviews. And delivers."

There was the sound of a phone ringing, and then, "Hello, Pepe's Pizza."

"Hi," Tony said conversationally. "I'm gonna need 12 large pizzas-"

"Twelve?!" The girl on the phone asked incredulously.

"Yep. 12. Delivered to Avengers Tower."

Suddenly, she sounded nervous. "Oh. What kind of pizzas do you want?"

Tony began ticking them off his list. "One pepperoni. Two pepperoni and sausage. Two meat lovers. Two supreme. One buffalo. One chicken bacon ranch. One garlic with broccoli- you do that, right? One Hawaiian, because Bruce is gross." He paused. "Did you get all that?"

There was silence for a moment, and then, "Yes, sir, but that's only eleven?"

"Yeah, I know. This last one's a bit weird. You might not even have what you'd need for it, but if you can pull it off I'll pay you double."

"Ok, what is it?" the girl asked almost nervously.


An hour later, two teenage boys emerged from the elevator into the common room, looking nervous. Each carried six pizza boxes.

Tony skipped over to them, and began searching through the boxes, while they were still holding them, and pulled one from the middle of a stack and presented it with a flourish to Thor, who looked at him in confusion.

"This one's yours," he said excitedly. "Open it."

Thor did, and when his eyes widened comically, everyone else crowded around to see the pizza as well.

Thor gingerly lifted a piece and took a bite, and then smiled. "It seems that once again, the joke is on you. I wouldn't have expected it, but it seems pop tarts are a good pizza topping."

"Ugh," Tony groaned. "You actually like it? That's even worse that Bruce's pineapple," he whined.


Avengers tower looked like a tornado had gone through it. Which, considering one of its occupants, was a possibility.

Empty pizza boxes littered the floor, as did a couple of the avengers, who had passed out from eating so much.

On a coffee table, there was a box which held the last slice of pizza- supreme.

Two hands reached for it in unison, each grabbing a different side. One was tanned and muscled, callused from years of pulling bowstrings. The other was slim and deceptively feminine, but deadly all the same.

A pause, and then...

"I'll fight you for it."


*hands kittiesfrompluto the license to official bragging rights and a truckload of internet cookies* Bravo!I found your one-shot very well written and hilarious. It literally made me laugh out loud XD Everyone was perfectly in character, which is probably what I appreciate the most. Congrats again! :D

If you are interested in participating in a challenge (if I ever do another one) let me know in the reviews or hop on over tothe forum, "Avengers Fanfiction Challenges." That's where they'll be posted.

~Honorable Mentions~
The Girl on Baker St.
Toothless the Adorable Dragon

On an unrelated note, I have decided to bump back updates on here to every-other Friday. Ideas are getting harder to come by and life is pretty hectic for me right now. As always thanks for reading!