Author note… we thought it was finished and then we did a massive rewrite, adding chapters, taking some out. And then we decided to add this one…
The bell rung.
The students clambered from their seats.
He locked his classroom and walked away.
(oh fack it, I'm over this)
Severus Snape was walking up stairs to meet up with Ariadne Kitteridge the new Charms Professor (since Flitwick hadn't survived the fall out of the window in chapter 37) and his girlfriend (since Hermione had left him for Won Won during chapter 49)
He passed Trip and Jayne and they smirked at him.
He shuddered, he hadn't been able to look at them since they'd threatened him with genital warts in the previous chapter.
He was stalking across the Entrance Hall.
"Excuse me Young Man,"
Snape turned on the spot to eye an elderly woman who could probably be compared to Dumbledore as far as age went.
"May I help you?"
"Oh, such a polite young gentleman. Lost on the youth of today. Yes, I am Muriel Weasley. I am looking for Professor Severus Snape."
"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! THEY STORY WAS FINSIHED, PUBLISHED AND TURNED INTO A MOVIE ALREADY!"
Muriel looked shocked.
He could hear Trip and Jayne snickering in the Great Hall.
"But we are meant to be together."
"Severus, darling? What is this?"
Ariadne glared at Muriel from the top of the staircase.
"This will be good," Jayne whispered to Trip when they stole a peek around the side of the door.
"AVAD KEDAVRA!" Ariadne screamed, her wand pointed at the eldest surviving Weasley… well not surviving anymore.
Severus smiled softly at the charms professor. "But it rips your soul apart…"
She smiled softly and led him into the Great Hall.
