*SPOILER ALERT*

Okay, to all those who have read the latest Bleach chapter, KIRA IS NOT DEAD! People in Bleach have had their bodies cut in half, pierced multiple times through the chest and STILL LIVED. I rest my case.

*END OF SPOILER*

ENJOY!^w^


EPISODE 54

The Sogukou bonds quickly hold Rukia into place and begin to go up. Then down. Then up. Then down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up-

'WHO THE FUCK HAS THE CONTROL FOR THIS?' Rukia shrieks.

'GIN!' Urahara yells.

'Yare, yare! Why does everyone blame me first? I can be innocent!' Gin sighs and lifts his hands. In one hand is the remote.

'Because it's always you. And you don't know the meaning of innocent,' Urahara mutters.

'Point.'


'It's a hawk!' Ganju gasps as she points to the Sogukou.

'No way! It's an eagle!' Uryu utters in awe.

'You both are wrong! It's a Chihuahua!' Orihime says proudly. The two men stare at her.

'Should we-' Ganju mutters.

'Forget it,' Uryu cut in.


'Behold! I am the Fire God!' Ichigo says arrogantly as he stops the Sogukou.

'Hey, Fire God,' Rukia mutters. 'Your robe in on fire.'

'Wha-AAAHHH! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUTTT!'

'Should we?' Ganju asks as he and Uryu look at the water cooler next to them.

'Nah,' Uryu sighs.

'We always should do something but never do.'

'Feels great, doesn't it?'

'Yeah.'


'And then, Ichigo's going to throw you-!'

'Wait, what? Is he some kind of moron?'

'No! He basically trusts Renji enough to catch you!'

'…He's a moron.'


'The next battle is going to be between Ichigo and Byakuya!' Urahara announces.

'Oh yeah! Bring it!' Ichigo challenges and takes on a fighting stance as he faces Byakuya. Byakuya looks him up and down.

'Your zipper is down,' he says monotonously and points to Ichigo's pants.

'SHIT!'

'Please don't tell me he wins against me. I would die of humiliation.'


NOOOOO! DON'T DIE, BYAKUYA! YOU ARE A SOURCE OF HUMOR FOR US ALL!

Hehehehehe :3