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Chapter 49

Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me

Hailey

My wings flapped unconsciously as I almost steamed with anger.

"RETARDS! This is your LAND! How the HELL did you let us get LOST?" I growled

"Shut up." Kakuzu grumbled

"Mighty fine wording there uhn." Deidara muttered

"I can't believe we're LOST! YOU'RE ALL STUPID!" I screamed

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Hidan yelled at me, swinging her scythe threateningly

I know you think there was just a typo there, or that I'm joking with you, but I'm SERIOUS. Hidan's, a she.

To keep you up to date, when we'd arrived back into the Naruverse, the gender bending took affect once more. Hidan didn't care, since she liked how big she thought her boobs were.

I also thought, since there was no Leader to stop me, I would use their gender bending names again.

"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP YOU WHORE!" I screamed at Hidani

"How the hell can I be a whore?" Hidani asked with mild disgust

"I wouldn't be surprised if you had nothing on under that robe but pants, or maybe a skirt." I laughed

"Wanna check?"

"Whore."

"Language." Itachira reminded bluntly, Thaddeus was on her shoulder, mainly because I had the potential to knock him off with my wings if I got angry.

"It pisses me the hell off why you never get gender bended with us." Hidani muttered

"Because I'm special." I giggled innocently

"In the fucking head."

I lunged at her.

"Actually, Hailey, along with Rei and Megan are spared since it's a malfunction in this Naruverse, since the three aren't from here they aren't affected." Thaddeus explained

"Spare them the smart stuff; those two immortals are more retarded than Tobi uhn." Deidari laughed (I had to agree with Megan, he didn't look any different but having a chest, he only got more eyelashes, longer hair, and a girlier voice)

"Do you understand it?" Kakuzina asked

There was a pause

"WHO THE HELL ASKED YOU?" The blonde snapped, throwing a few bombs Kakuzinas way

"I thought so." The money loving female snorted, walking on while easily dodging the flying explosions

"DON'T ACT ALL TOUGH UHN!" Deidari growled

"I can if I want to."

"WELL DON'T!"

"Who said you could me what to do blondie?"

"DON'T CALL ME BLONDIE UHN!"

"I can if I want to."

"What about Barbie?" I threw in. A few bombs were thrown at me, of which my wings if steel covered me from.

I looked up at my flapping wings and the advantage they gave me.

"Damn, I'm so Mary-Sue…" I whispered to myself

Itachira looked to me, a raised eyebrow asking an unknown question

"Oh shut up." I growled, "HEY LITTLE RETARDS! LET'S GET ON OUR WAY!"

I saw the two still glaring at eachother, but I caught Deidari holding up two fingers, bombs exploding. Kakuzinas tentacles were out, and angled towards Barbie's clay pouch

"Why should we uhn?" Deidari asked

"Cause the bitch said so, so let's fucking go." Hidani growled, and started to walk towards me

'HIDAHAAAAAAIL!' The words of Megan and Rei echoed in my ears

I let out an inaudible groan, and decided to prove myself unloving of that asshole by kicking Hidani in the shins

"AGH YOU LITTLE FUCKER SON OF A FUCKING BITCH YOU LITTLE CUN-" The words let loose like a waterfall as the silver haired female fell to the rocky floor in pain.

I looked back over the shoulder at Kakuzina and Deidari

"You assholes coming?" I asked rather sweetly

"You did that, may as well follow as a favor." Kakuzina shrugged

"But we're badass criminals… Why should we be re-paying her uhn?" Deidari asked

"You need to thank someone in some way for dealing with Hidan." Kakuzina bluntly replied

"Well put." Itachira said

"People agree with you Kakuzina! You should become a speaker, or a poet or something like that!" I exclaimed

"As long as it pays well." She grunted as our group started to walk through the forest once more. Hidani excluded

(Authors Note: SIX REVIEWS! A friends idea XD)

"HEY WAIT FOR ME YOU ASSHOLES!" Hidan's screamed at our passing forms

"If we wanted to, we wouldn't be where we are now uhn." Deidari said

"So if we cared for that retard we wouldn't have Robert and Jessie on our asses and a lost plant-man?" I asked

"Oh shut up uhn."

Despite Hidan's screams of anger we just kept walking.

We didn't need to worry about her because she just got up and caught up to us in the end

"Little drama queen." I muttered

Hidani aimed a smack at me with her scythe but my wings deflected the blow effortlessly

"Do you ALWAYS have to do that?" She whined

"Whoever said I liked having such Mary-sue qualities?" I asked frustrated

"Hey, the wings and your devious smile make it go together well." The silver haired Jashinist shrugged

I stopped walking; only Hidani stopped with me.

I stared

"Was that, a compliment?" I asked

"So what if it was?"

"Its creepy hearing that from a girl, and overall YOU!" I growled

"HEY! It was a compliment!"

"So you don't like me?"

"I never said that."

"UGHHHH, GROSS." I whined

"What?"

"I'm WAYYYY out of your range!" I muttered

"I'm probably better than you!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, what makes you think you're better than ME bitch?" Hidani smirked

"Well," I said, giggling as my favorite song came into my head," You can never be better than the Sexy, Naughty, and Bitchy Me."

"Excuse me?"

"Yeah, whore." I sneered

"I actually thought you were tamer." She sighed

"I act like it, makes me seem more mysterious, and anyways, Megan and Rei may turn me away if I was more myself." I said

"So you act like a little school girl in front of your little friendsies?"

"Hell yeah."

"Why?"

"You're not a fucking psychologist!" I scowled

"Fine, be like that bitch!" Hidani screamed, and then went to catch up to the group.

I stood there, I could find them easily so I didn't care how much time I wasted

"I pick all my skirts, to be a little too, sexy, just like, all my thoughts; they always get a bit, naughty." I sang softly to myself

"When I'm out with ma girls, I always play a bit, bitchy, can't, change, the way I am. Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me."

"So, where are we looking anyways?" I asked suddenly

"Everywhere, Thaddeus can pick up on the presence of other of his kind." Itachira replied bluntly

"That can be useful, rake in the big ones." Kakuzina said quietly

I believe Thaddeus made a mental note on her.

"Soooo." Deidari whistled

"Let's make some conversation." Hidani declared

"I swear, you're like Rei." I groaned

"NO I AM FUCKING NOT! DON'T COMPARE ME TO HER!" The silver haired girl screamed

"How come? What's so bad about Rei?" I asked

"That's just it! She's too damn innocent! Why won't she try to fuck something up? I ALSO don't fangirl over that DAMNED UCHIHA!" Hidani growled

Itachira seemed to prick up with slight interest

This damned gender bending made them such gossipers

"So you're on the ItaRei train?" I asked

"I thought you were pairing her with me uhn!" Deidari interrupted

I turned to the blonde, and narrowed my eyes

"You like to blow things up and call then art, I can agree with Megan on that one. You'd be a bad influence on our little innocent of the group." I said

"Like the Uchiha who KILLED his entire CLAN would be anything BETTER UHN!" Deidari scowled

"So you WANT to be paired with Rei?" Kakuzina asked with mild humor

"HELL NO!"

"You know, I'm already Mary-sue enough Deidari, don't suck Rei into it with a LOVE TRIANGLE!" I growled, I got a bomb thrown at me, though if it was for my point of her liking Rei, or the fact I called her Deidari I didn't know.

"So, I've realized that ItaRei is official." I said in a sing-song voice, stopping in my tracks, and being interested, everyone else stopped to

"How exactly?" Itachira asked, turning to me with a bored look on her face

"You defended her." I said bluntly

"When?"

"When I flew at her at her house about a few hours ago." I explained

"Oh, that."

"You saved her! If you hadn't I may have mauled her with my awesomeness." I shrugged

"No, I had to since she was of valuable informa-" The raven haired woman began, before I cut in

"Would you have saved Megan or me?"

Itachira said nothing, but turned away from me and started walking once again

"Damn, you got something from him uhn." Deidari whispered to me as we all started walking also

"It's so easy; the internet practically TRAINS you to defend shipping pairings!" I exclaimed

"Yeah whatever you say bitch, can you defend this HidaHail?" Hidani asked smugly

"Gross, I swear, it's as if Megan and Rei got through to you." I shuddered

To be honest, I liked that he may like me, since I'd get a little fanboy on my ass, but sadly it had to be him of all people, not Sai(A guy who isn't afraid to show his chest casually is too sexy(But Hidan is just gross when he does it)), or even Kiba(A wild one is too playful and unavoidable on the sexy meter!)

Yet as I thought this through, I realized that Hidan was both of those things

"I swear, if I actually-" I muttered to myself

"Hm?" Deidari asked

"Shut up Barbie." I growled, my eyes ablaze with invisible flamed

"Damn, she must be PMSing." Hidani sighed

I whispered to myself that I'd never date this asshole, and if I did, I would be mentally insane.

"You'll PMS soon, since you are a girl and all uhn." Deidari pointed out

"Well, natural blood will just make this gorgeous damn body even more sexy" Hidani laughed

How arrogant, claiming her body was all that.

How stupid, thinking she could handle such a torturous thing so easily

How attractive, how the arrogance made her male image seem-

Shit I was thinking wrongly again.

"Gross whore." I sneered, and punched the silver haired girl on the shoulder, hard.
"What the HELL was that for?" Hidani growled

"For looking so damn stupid as a girl. You can't pull it off." I said

"So you'd prefer me all sexy as a guy?" She asked, raising an eyebrow

I didn't answer because something had happened

Something, had clicked.

My eyes got wide, and I turned away to hide the sudden het on my face.

I swear.

I swear.

I SWEAR.

I SWEAR if it's true.

No matter how much I tried to fight it, the obvious logic was splayed out in front of my very mind.

Yet, being me I had a solution

Even if it WAS true.

Did I really need to accept it or admit it?

Like hell I would.

I started to walk near Itachira, and smiling at my genius, began to sing

"I like, all my shorts, to be a little too, shorty. Unlike, all my guys, I like 'em tall with money. I like, all my nights, to end a little bit, nasty." I sang, "I can't change, the way I am. Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me."

Note: I finally did this chapter, and sadly, despite the 6 reviewer hopes, I only got 5! Seriously guys? I loved all who reviewed, but there are a few readers who may assume they dun have to review since others may have gotten the 6 limit done already.

Nevermind.

Same rules, 6 reviews.

SOOOOO, HidaHail has BEGUN! Exciting huh? The song BTW, I love it, I'm so different XD

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