All of these are real laws.
One time, NY went to visit Alabama. He brought his sewer gator with him. There was no where to put the alligator so NY chained it to a fire hydrant. It ate Alabama.
That is why it is illegal to chain your alligator to a fire hydrant in Alabama.
Australia visited America one time.
He stayed with Alaska. He also brought a kangaroo.
The kangaroo got loose, and somehow got into a barber shop.
There were no survivors.
Australia was living in fear of death by moose for months, and Alaska banned kangaroo from going into barber shops.
NY went to visit Arkansas. He brought his sewer gator with him AGAIN. This time, he kept it in a bathtub.
Arkansas just wanted a bath. He got death.
California didn't think it was possible.
But someone was molesting a butterfly.
She ran away as fast as she could and got a new law made.
Soon after NC made Mt Olive pickles, Connecticut doubted that they were actually pickles.
"Does it bounce?" He asked.
"It's a pickle! It's not supposed to bounce!"
"Well, it's not a pickle unless it bounces!"
It took Florida 5 days to get over seeing America in a strapless gown.
As soon as she recovered, she made him promise never to get drunk again, and made it illegal for guys to wear a strapless gown in public.
One time, France was doing someone in a car in Idaho. Idaho, who noticed suspicious activity while policing the roads, approached the car, and freaked out.
"Well, if you had given us a warning and time to stop, this never would have happened!" France argued.
Idaho nodded, and called the lawmakers.
Britain went to Illinois one time. He wasn't allowed to speak, because "It's illegal to speak English here, you gotta speak American!"
Britain went over to America, who was laughing at the spectacle, and slapped him as hard as he could.
Indiana was traumatized as a kid.
When he went to get his first haircut, he was being all frigidity.
The barber very calmly leaned down, and threatened to cut off his ears.
America and Ohio were walking down the street when they saw someone being robbed. America rushed to help, and started to arrest the robber, but Ohio stopped him.
"YOU CAN'T ARREST HIM! IT'S SUNDAY!"
NC is known for her singing ability. I mean, she's finaled in American Idol more than any other state. However, her methods of insuring her singing victory are controversial among the other states.
If you sing off key in North Carolina, have fun in jail!(AHEMShelbyAHEM)
