Okay we're going to go from the most exciting chapter I could write to something not-quite-so-exciting.
ORISIT?!?!??1

alright we're now a few days before shippuuden begins. ::dancing to Tokyo nights::
Sasuke slammed the 'door' open, placed Xeala on the floor, and yelled for Kabuto, who of course, came running.
"Sasuke?! what is it? why did that take so lo—OHMYGOD WHAT IS THAT!" Kabuto froze at the sight of Sasuke's bloodied clothing, gasping, then looked down on the ground. A small-framed girl with obnoxiously purple hair lay motionless nearby Sasuke.
"A person… who was slightly scarier than Orochimaru when she got mad…"
Kabuto muttered something unintelligible under his breath, and walked over to Sasuke.

"…Is she dead?" Kabuto turned his head on a side to look for any trace of movement.

Nope.

"Sasuke, why did you bring a corpse in here?"

"She's not a corpse, I stole one of those muscle-paralysis shots you had and mixed it with a muscle relaxant. It worked pretty well."
"…You really are incredible, Sasuke. You stole my stuff!"
"Yes?"

"…fine… what are you gon-Sasuke… are you going to 'restore you—"Kabuto was cut off before he could finish his sentence.

"Kabuto close your mind off to things such as that for the next lifetime, please. Just make sure she doesn't run off." Sasuke said, turning sharply to return to his room.
"Sasuke! Wait there's no way I would be able to make sure of that any normal person would have an immunity to anything I could administer if they were accomplished enough to do that to you!"
"Kabuto, the girl in front of you is completely vulnerable to anything…" Sasuke dropped his voice to a whisper, "…especially stupidity…"
"…o…kay…" Kabuto looked around. Something was not right here, Sasuke was covered in blood, his own blood, and this girl had barely a scratch on her, that is after looking past her destroyed clothes. Kabuto shot his attention back to her clothes. "Akatsuki clouds?! They don't have any new members! Especially not a little teenage girl… come to think of it, they haven't had any teenage members since—" He panicked slightly, looking for any sign that this could be one of the 'known' Akatsuki members in disguise.
MEDICAL NINJA EXPERTISE TIME!!!
Okay… let's see if Sasuke completely fucked up on medical skills or not… Kabuto checked the pulse in the girl's neck and wrists, then went to check her eyes.
And

FREAKED
OUT
"WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!?!!"
Sasuke walked back down towards him, then stopped and raised a hand in the I'm-going-to-make-an-important-statement style.
"She also has the genetic make-up of every bloodline that ever existed. Have fun…"

"Sasuke you're crazy this is going to be impossible!"
Sasuke walked up to Kabuto, menacingly standing over him.
"What I said before was an order." Sasuke turned again and disappeared into the darkness.
"Asshole." Kabuto picked up the girl and started walking towards okay-you-caught-me-I-don't-know-where-his-medical-place-is.
WHEEEEEEE This is fun.
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yey!!