Twi Trek
Chapter 52
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"I can see why they call you 'Boner'," Riley drawled, his eyes straying to the epic bulge in McCoyty's uniform slacks.
"Shoulda used that cock-and-ball-neutralizer on you," I hissed under my breath as the rest of the crew, Isabella included, beamed down.
Introductions were made, and through it all, I found myself unable to find fault with my surroundings. There was nothing to show that the planet was on the brink of war.
"Oh no," Riley gasped suddenly, his hand grasping A-Whora's in a death grip.
"What is that horrible noise?" Isabella gasped.
"The Volterrian's always arrive playing country music!"
A/N: Oh NOES! Not country music! SAVE YOURSELF!
I was trying to think of an anti-gay music. Sorry if I offended anyone. You should know by now, we love everyone and will make fun of everyone in a calm and orderly fashion.
MWAH!
MR
