Chapter 51 Let the Pranking Begin!
At break time…
"Germany, what do you think is snack today?" Japan said.
"Well, the cook is actually America, so…" at that moment, Japan suddenly stutters.
"What's wrong?"
Everyone was surprised on what kind of food was served on their table. It was the typical American fast-food chain foods, all courtesy of….
"Who's the cook for today?" Timmy suddenly asks A.J.
"It's the US of A…" A.J. replied.
"YES! BURGERS, PATTIES, BUNS, I CAN NOW BRING THE CARNIVORE IN ME!" Chester is now seen chomping the massive burger right in front of him. Timmy, Sanjay and Elmer soon followed, eating as much as they could
"YO!" America said towards Japan and Germany. Germany instantly yelled at America "DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCERNED WITH KIKU YOU DUMKOFT!"
"Of course, all his meals are small-sized!" America orders a waiter from Mcdonalds and brings Japan a 'small' burger with 'small' fries and 'small' drinks (which are actually 4 times larger than the XL versions found in Japan).
Germany stared at it and said "What kind of food is this?"
Meanwhile…
Trixie, Veronica, Tad and Chad, as we all know, follows a certain dietary routine to keep their popularity up. However…
"Um, I could request the small size right?" Veronica asks the waiter.
"That's the small size already."
"Alright, don't you have other foodstuffs?" Tad followed.
"Sorry but the only thing we have are burgers and fries."
"Alright, so that means we have to eat this?" Trixie asks. "Thank you and I do appreciate this…"
After the break time…
The students are now in the hype mode of giving everyone a prank. It is because they are now given the permission to prank everyone without using bombs, bullets, explosives and the like. This pranking hyperdrive was also joined by the countries. The goal: have as many victims as possible.
Timmy was very careful on this because he knew that this is the opportunity that Francis always wants. In fact…
"Turner, I'll need you front teeth and pink hat for a prank!" Francis and Timmy are now chasing on each other across the hallway.
"Why my front teeth!?" Timmy yelled while running. Francis, however, got inside a prank hole prepared by the Italian brothers.
"HEY, I DIDN'T ORDERED YOU TO PLACE A HOLE!" Romano yelled at Italy Veneciano.
"But it's not…"
"ITALY!" Germany yelled on the nearby hole.
"GIVE ME THAT ROPE!" Romano takes the rope Italy is holding.
"Romano, that's not…" Romano places it on the hole where Germany was and when Germany grabs it, it broke.
"YOU DUMKOFT! I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE TWO BROTHERS!" Germany yelled. It is because the rope is actually a long piece of pasta. Prussia pushes Romano down the pit and pours a tomato paste on them.
"That's what I like it…kesesesesese…" Prussia said
Hungary and Austria are quietly located on on the music room where they anticipate for someone to fall on their trap of bucket above the door. However, Austria is actually playing the piano as a trap. At that moment…
"My senses are tingling!" Hungary yelled.
"Relax, darling…" Austria said "…why don't you just wait until this day is done.
China is the one who is in charge of inspecting the school today and he instantly notices a kid flinging fireworks which is banned for this day. He intervenes and prevented other kids to use more fireworks..
"Good thing it's not Russia…" China begins to sigh.
"Da, I'm having fun today!" Russia said towards Lithuania.
"But sir, you are arresting kids for no reason!"
"If the rules just allow me, then this is not the best way on how to prank…" Russia said while revealing his very dark aura.
5 Ways on how Russia makes pranks
1. A gift of bombs
"Germany…" an officer in WWII said. "I have a gift for you, courtesy of someone named Ivan… it says 'peace offering'."
"Peace offering?" Germany said. Germany went to the front lines and saw a crate with a label in Russian and German 'peace offering'.
"Wow, that was…" Germany opened the box and in an instant, a very large explosion came about.
2. An invasion
"Let's see…" Russia said while looking to his list of pranks. "Da, I know!"
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"What, Russia needs air support?" America yelled. "Send in P-38s right now!"
This event leads to a very large airwar in the Russian front between the American and Russian forces. You see, Russia laughs at the thoughts of explosions and planes going down, even at the cause of his own men…
3. Torture (I don't have the guts to right this one)
4. Annihilation
"Da, I know! I do suggest to have a prank using a bomb in this school!" Russia suggested 4 hours before the school day begins. The countries looked at him.
"Well, we can't allow…" Russia suddenly turns creepy while Britain is explaining something.
"Dude, you could play a prank on the aliens instead on the students. Besides, what's the use of pranking somoene if he or she is always dying!" America suggested.
"Da, you're right!"
And this is how the Cold War ended… America suggested that Russia must be hunting aliens and Russia is now secretly funding works to find aliens.
5. Nuclear threats
"By the way Lithuania, North Korea and Iran are the best prank students I have…" Russia said.
"You mean…"
"Da! I gave them the art of pranking by threatening to annihilate his neighbors!" Russia smiled. However, Russia received a letter from someone name 'Polinda' which states "If you don't pass this to at least 15 people, your capital will be Warsaw!"
"WAH! IS THIS SERIOUS!"
The only prank Russia fell thru is actually the ones set up by Belarus and Poland…
Meanwhile…
"Well, agent 729 is having fun leading his victims to the KND traps we've prepared…" A.J. said,
"Great, now someone has gave us a prank!" Tad yelled as he, Tad, Chad, Veronica and Trixie are being hurled by ice cream from the wall.
"So who is agent 729?" Chester asks.
"Well, come close…" A.J. whispered something and just as A.J. was about to say something…
"WAH!" Chester yelled as the horn near his ear sounded. At that moment, the two begins to fight.
Tootie is trying to find where the others went she set of a trap set by China. The trapped actually releases leaves of bamboo her face.
"Alright, I'm not liking this day!" Tootie then sets of a trap set by Japan that triggers lots of bubbles.
"Great, this is really not a good day…"
"Hey Romano!" Spain yelled.
"What now you bast…"
"I have a tomato!"
"I am already growing toma…" Spain throws the tomato on Romano's face. Now Romano begins to chase him out of anger.
Britain was actually setting his ultimate trap…
"Dare to sit on Bubsy's chair!" Britain yelled "Rumor there is that someone dies whenever this chair is being sat on and whoever dares it would instantly die…"
"Da! LET ME TRY!" Russia said. As expected, the chair broke.
"YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO…"
"Da, read this!" Russia was actually looking a little gloomy because the chain mail. Is still in effect, Britain took it and said…
"Thanks…"
Meanwhile somewhere in Japan…
"Wait, what kind of chain mail is this?" the same girl who helped last time received the chain mail that magically appeared, together with the boy she has been with.
"What kind of threat is to have Warsaw as Capital?"
In Fairy World…
"WHAT! WHAT KIND OF MAIL IS THIS!" Jorgen also receives the mail.
"QUICK! WE CAN'T ALLOW POLAND TO INVADE US!" Binky yelled.
Nearly everyone in the school received the chainmail and at that time, it was already lunch.
"So, what's lunch?" Timmy asks the waiter. It was actually the same thing he ate earlier.
"Alright…"
"AGAIN!?" Veronica immediately yelled.
"What kind of cook would cook burgers all along?" Tad immediately asks.
Meanwhile…
Japan is now seen stuttering at the food. Now, he begins to experience a heart attack.
"JAPAN! JAPAN!" Italy yelled. At that moment, the ambulance immediately arrives and took Japan out of the school.
"Now, this food is really unhealthy." Switzerland said. He and his sister are actually eating cheap cheese.
"Big brother, is Kiku will be ok?" Liechtenstein asks her big brother.
"Of course…"
At the end of the day…
"At least it never went that bad…" Timmy said as he entered the house "…of course, I never thought that I could still prank Francis using a squirrel. He really hates squirrels." (Actually, that one is actually Crash and Eddie crashing in the party. Too bad Francis never noticed the difference between an opossum and a squirrel.)
"OH TIMMY!" Timmy's dad yelled. "We are having dinner!" Timmy immediately goes to their dining room.
"Mom, dad, perhaps this is the first I'll be asking to, well, perhaps I have to eat vegetables now?"
"Timmy, oh, honey, you really have a good school day!" Timmy's mom said.
"However, too bad…" Mr. Turner said "… Isabel is cooking her specialty!"
"Wait, what is her specialty?"
"ETO NA PO!" Isabel yelled while carrying a very big plate. On it, Isabel revealed that it is actually roasted pig and a roasted chicken.
"Wow! Hope this doesn't raise my cholesterol levels!" Timmy's dad remarked while slicing a piece of the roasted pig.
"Timmy! You better try this!" Timmy's mom said.
"Um, I'm not hungry…" Timmy left his chair and immediately went to upstairs to his room. Actually, he wished for some veggies to eat, with Wanda being amazed.
"Wow, sport, what made you eat that today?" Wanda asks him.
"The question is where are you earlier?" Timmy asks them.
"Actually, we have this chain mail and Jorgen called all of us to receive it…"
Meanwhile...
"Dad, can i suggest for us to eat some vegetables for today?" Trixie asks his father.
"Of course! Say what made you..."
Imagine eating huge pieces of oily buns for two meals in a row..." China said "One is already hospitalized because of that..."
"So, who won today's pranks?" America asks everyone.
"Based on the evaluation…" Germany said "….there is only one person who did that well…"
"That's me!" Poland yelled.
"And tell you what America…" Germany said "…you will pay for Japan's hospital bills…"
"Actually, he's on my house…" America said.
"WHAT!"
Japan is actually sleeping somewhere in a comfy bed. While recovering, there is a burger right on top of his head.
"Doc, is he going to be ok?" the nurse asks the doctor.
"Well, he's going to recover… by the way… who the %^$%^#%$ #$ #^%$&$%*%^&()*&)*^&%$%^#$! #%^$^%$^%&*^&( placed a burger on his head!"
