Disclaimer: I cannot say that I own Twilight for I cannot tell a lie

Disclaimer: I cannot say that I own Twilight for I cannot tell a lie. Or Beanie Babies. Or Pikachu. Or Seto Kaiba. Or katamari damashi. Or Don't Go Breaking My Heart. Or Spider Man.

Author's Note: I'm tired and this chapter is for PeaceLoveJonas7894!

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The county fair was going on in a couple days and Emmett was so very excited. The rides, the thrills, and all the unsuspecting victims-I mean- all the happy people, Emmett was excited for it all.

But above all else he wanted to win a fluffy, puffy, and cuddly bear. He intended to name 'Bear'. Emmett was very unique with his names for things. Like his stuffed carrot named carrot, his Beanie Baby snake named snake and his polyester filled pikachu named Seto Kaiba.

"Hey, Jasper. Let's practice carnival games, so that we can win stuffed animals at the fair!" Emmett squealed.

"Depends, whose in the dunk tank?" Jasper asked.

"Edward, duh. He won't see it coming when he is dunked in the tank!" Emmett smiled.

"Right because the name of the game doesn't give that away or anything." Jasper responded sarcastically. "Can I bring my new friends along?"

"Who?"

"All my new friends from Katamari Damashi! It's awesome! You roll over people with a huge ball and create havoc! It's like being wild newborn, but you make people into stars instead of drinking their blood. It's awesome!"

"Jasper, I'm concern."

"You're concerned for me? That's weird. I because I'm not the one who sees a shrink."

"No, she's not a shrink. Rosalie told me she's Mrs. Clause in disguise and if I told her everything that's wrong with me, she'd tell Santa I was a good little blood thirsty monster this year." Emmett smiled like a child.

"Ok…Oh yeah, I didn't even tell you the best part! There are dancing pandas! They dance around a rainbow! It's so pretty!" Jasper began to dance the smiling Emmett.

"So, back to the dunk tank…." Emmett stopped smiling. "Where's Edward?"

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Three point five minutes later…

"You guys both suck." Edward said as he was forcefully tied into the dunk tank.

"Oh, don't be a baby, Edward." Emmett pulled harder on the rope around him. "This will be fun! Ready, Jasper!"

Jasper nodded as he held a baseball, aiming for the target. Jasper aimed, a perfect mark, but before it could hit, Edward broke the ropes. Braided new ones from the hair of a yak. Had a tea party with Bella, Angela and Alice. Wrote an entire biography about Quil. Grew a mustache. Shaved the mustache. Learned how to square dance. Figured out the meaning of life. Swam the English Channel. And tied Emmett up, placing him on the trap door. All before the ball hit.

Emmett went under and Edward laughed. "Muh ha ha! I'm still the fastest!"

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Six days later, the Cullen family with Bella, of course, was walking around the fair. They saw some strange sights, such as a karaoke contest, where they saw Paul and his new girlfriend Patricia perform 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart'.

Bella was crying at the end, her reasoning being, when you hear that first sound that sounds like gravel going through a blender, you know it's love.

"No one sings that badly when they don't love each other. Well…except for Emmett." Emmett frowned. "Sorry, but I wasn't sure if you were singing or being horribly tortured." Bella held up her hands.

"You know what?" Bella shrugged. "I'm going to win a bear. Come, Jaspy." He pulled on Jasper's sleeve, causing him to blubber.

"But Jasper wants to ride a pony with Alice." He gave Emmett the best puppy dog eyes he could, but Emmett kept pulling him, away from a very lonely pony. "Jasper miss you pony." He bit his lip as it quivered.

"Here." Emmett stopped in front of a game that was knock over the blocks. It sounded easy enough. "Two balls, please." He held out some money. The attendant took the money and replaced it with two balls. Emmett swung his arm and threw the ball.

It not only knocked over the blocks, but it went right through the wall and knocked someone out cold. They knew this because they next phrase they heard after he threw was. "OH MY SWEET GOD! HE'S OUT COLD!"

Emmett pointed to Jasper as the people looked through hole to see who threw the ball. "He did it."

Jasper looked up with the world's cutest puppy dog pout, cause the people through the hole to smile and go 'aww'. "Jasper miss Jasper's pony…" He spoke quietly.

"Jasper, it's not your pony."

"But it could be…Jasper love her." Jasper hugged his arms around himself.

"Anyway, do I win?" Emmett asked. The attendant nodded, while pressing the security button. "Oooo…can I have a bear?" The attendant nodded again.

"Cool." Emmett did a Spider Man and climbed the wall of toys to reach the bear at the very top, even though all of the bears were exactly the same. "I've decided to change his name to Pump n' Dump. It' s so catchy! Right, Jasper?"

He turned around to find Jasper and Alice riding a pony and two huge security guards.

"Pump n' Dump…I don't like these guys." He whispered to the bear.

"Heck no." The bear replied.

"HOLY CRAP! A TALKING BEAR! RUN!" The two guards scattered.

"And that's why I love him…" Emmett began cuddling with him. "WAIT A SECOND! AHHHHH! IT'S A TALKING BEAR!" Emmett screamed and ran, dropping his bear.

"Ha ha! Run, but Pump n' Dump shall get you!"

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Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed this, PeaceLoveJonas7894. I'm sorry if it's really bad. I'm falling asleep. Man, I complain about sleeping a lot! Sorry if I'm annoying! XD

Oh yes, and Pump n' Dump is what they call "Pump n' Pantry" around where I live. Which is the absolute mid of nowhere…it looks like La Push here, minus the beach. So it's just woods.