Title: And Now for Something Completely Different
Pairing: Rose/Scorpius
Rating: PG-13
Length: 188
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Written for peskywhistpaw's birthday. I fell short of the absolute silliness of Monty Python, but their work was my inspiration.
Rose closed her history of magic book and dropped it loudly onto the library table causing Scorpius to look up from his revising. "Just as I thought, Grandma Molly killed Bellatrix Lestrange during the Battle of Hogwarts. I'm destined to ace my OWLs."
"Trix are for kids."
"What?"
"Trix are for kids. It was a slogan for children's cereal in from the 1960s-1990s."
"Of course it was. Who else would eat children's cereal except kids?"
"A rabbit."
"Now you're taking the piss."
Scorpius held up his right hand. "I swear on Merlin's saggy left nut, it's the truth."
Rose frowned. "How do you know Merlin's left nut sagged?"
"Portrait in the Slytherin Common Room."
"Seriously?"
He laughed. "No. That time I was taking the Mick."
Rose tossed her quill at his head. "You're such a twat."
"Maybe, but I'm going to get an O in Muggle Studies."
"And when the world implodes in on itself, I'll know why."
"Hey," Scorpius grinned, leaning across the table and grabbing her hand. "If it didn't implode when we started dating, nothing I do is going to bring about downfall of humanity."
The End
