Canon. Pure Coincidence will update this weekend, I swear! ...I think.

Actually, there's only two chapters and an epilogue left.


Daily Conversations


"Kouji?"

"Uh huh?"

"What do you think would happen if I tried to scan water?"

"Scan water? You mean, with a scanner?"

"Uh huh."

"...You mean, with my scanner?"

"Uh huh."

"Well, first, I'd have to kill you for touching my things."

"What about after that?"

"I'd bring you back to life so you could pay for a new scanner."

"Oh. So, I guess it doesn't work."

"Well, water does very bad things to expensive equipment."

"I'm guessing that you know this from experience."

"Maybe."

"...What did you do?"

"...Remember the time we ran out of honey after only two weeks?"

"What on earth were you planning to do with a scanned picture of honey?"

"...I'm an artist. Planning is a dirty word."

"...Right."