A new girl in town

Chapter 52

Kayla

Now the question is, Cena and Al or RVD?

Cena and Al will probably be a million times more hilarious after I've smoked up.

But RVD is a fun time too. But RVD also can't keep his fucking mouth shut. The way my luck's been going today, all I need is to say something I shouldn't and wait for the fucking fireworks.

Her decision made, she picked up her phone again.

Kayla to Cena:

Hey, it's been a minute. You didn't get at me last night. Should I be offended?

Cena to Kayla:

I came by but you were gone. Where did you disappear to?

Kayla to Cena:

Fuck, my bad. I was at it the hospital checking on X-Pac.

Cena to Kayla:

You have any trouble getting in. I called but they assumed I was a fan and wouldn't put me through.

Kayla to Cena:

You did? That's really decent of you. I didn't know you were friends.

Kayla to Cena:

Nah, I flashed the WWE badge of honor. It was open sesame from their LOL.

Cena to Kayla:

We're not friends but DX or not no one deserves to get hurt like that.

Kayla to Cena:

Yeah, no shit. It's bad, dude. They fucked his face up pretty good along with his ribs. Um His neck isn't in good shape either.

Cena to Kayla:

How bad? His neck I mean is he coming back to DX.

Kayla:

It's fucking bad. I touched his hand and he couldn't feel it. He said it happens and he'll be fine but I don't fucking know.

As for DX, I guess that's mostly Triple Nose... I mean king douche face... I mean Hunter's call. I doubt X-Pac's thought much about it TBH.

Cena to Kayla:

Wow that is bad. If I know Hunter he'll just leave him there and not even check on him. That man would eat his own young if he thought it would move him up further in the food chain.

Kayla to Cena:

Yeah. I doubt he went there to play the concerned leader. I got there pretty late and I was the only one from the company there I think.

Kayla to Cena:

He seemed scared out of his fucking mind. He knew shit was going down. I guess I haven't told you about that yet...

Hunter came by my office last night. It would be distressing if it wasn't so fucking amusing LOL. Anyway, he ran his mouth for a while as you will, and then kicked X-Pac out of DX... Just like that, no warning or anything.

Cena to Kayla:

He's probably better off out than in. Hunter used to beat on him whenever he'd get mad. Sure some of the roster will go after him at first. Maybe for a while but..

Kayla to Cena:

This is fucking depressing. Today already sucked; you better remedy this quick.

Cena to Kayla:

How should I remedy it?

Kayla to Cena:

Dude, IDK. Make it suck less. You know...

Cena to Kayla:

How do I make it suck less…

Kayla to Cena:

Take me to your tag team partner.

Cena to Kayla:

I don't have a … oh you mean Al.

Kayla to Cena:

You're an idiot LOL. He promised me good shit. I intend to collect.

Cena to Kayla:

What room you in.

Kayla texted him the room and waited impatiently for him to arrive.

Cena left immediately going to Kayla's room. Then he knocked.

Kayla quickly opened the door.

"Hey," she said.

"Hey yourself." Cena said. "And he is not my tag partner. I just can't seem to tell him that."

"Whatever. Just keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better," Kayla said as she closed the door.

"No really he thinks the three of us, damn it how he's got me doing it. He thinks we bonded taking out Hunter. I just don't have the heart to tell him we didn't."

Kayla laughed.

"Oh my god, this is the best shit right now. You, my friend, are in complete fucking denial," Kayla said.

"Denial of what?" Cena asked. "I don't need nor do I want that nut job as a tag team partner."

"C'mon, live a little. You've gotta admit that you'd never get bored," Kayla said.

"MY life is interesting enough without that. It's bad enough he keeps sending me these god awful tag team names." Cena said. "So I've been sending him videos on psychology in return."

"Oh fuck, I can't. Seriously though, I think the world of you... but you're, well, you could use a bit more interesting in your life. You're practically a fucking boy scout," Kayla said.

"I am not." Cena said. Holding up the Boy Scout salute. "Honestly."

Kayla laughed.

"Oh my fuck, you so are. The only person who's as much of a boy scout as you are is my brother. He plays ball," Kayla said.

"NO really I'm not." Cena said pausing to knock on a door.

"Whatever you say... boy scout," Kayla said.

Al opened the door.

"It's just our tag team partner and Kayla." Al yelled into his room.

"Don't even tell me you're talking to head." Cena said rolling his eyes.

Kayla tried with all her might not to laugh.

"Of course I am. Who else who else would be here this time of night?" Al asked as he invited them in.

"A hot fuck?" Kayla said.

"Naah." Al said. "Head gets jealous."

"Okay then," Kayla said. She tried not to think about the implications of that.

"I've been trying to find head a partner but I can't find the right one." Al said indicating they should take a seat.

Head was sitting beside a large bowl of popcorn and Al took the seat on the other side of the bowl and started eating.

Oh my god, what the fuck is even happening right now? Kayla thought.

"That's great, dude," she said. `"Sad for... uh... Head of course but you'll figure it out," she added.

"It's really cool of you guys to come visit. People rarely visit us." Al said. "I don't know why I mean we're nice."

Cena rolled his eyes and started to say something. But Kayla put her hand up to stop him.

Oh my god, now I feel like the worst person ever... Again. Kayla thought.

"I'm glad to be here, dude. You're good people," she said.

"Oh that's right we were supposed to hang and stuff last night. What happened you didn't show up?" Al said as if someone had just told him.

"Yeah, fuck. I'm sorry about that. Cena came by to get me but I'd already left no to check on X-Pac," Kayla said.

"See head I told you they had a reason." Al said before turning his attention back to Kayla. "Yeah what Bossman did really sucked. DX was out there I don't know why they didn't help."

"They didn't help cause their leader kicked him out. It went down in my office. Hunter came by office and ran his mouth as usual, then kicked X-Pac out just like that," Kayla said.

"Head says that was mean." Al said. "Head also wants to know why they were out there if not to help.
"He didn't even have the balls to say it to his face. X-Pac was outside the whole time," she added.

"Hunter wanted to prove a point. If you're with him, you're protected. If you're not, you have to suffer the consequences," Kayla said.

"I think I need to get stoned." Al said picking up head.

"Sorry head." Al said turning her upside down and pulling off the bottom. Then he reached inside and pulled out a ball of aluminum foil.

"Me too, dude. This day week and month can fuck off right now," Kayla said.

"I told you head had good stuff." Al said putting head back down on the couch.

"You weren't lying," Kayla said with a smile.

Cena just rolled his eyes and started laughing.

"You are so fucking dumb," Kayla said.

"Why am I dumb?" Cena said. "He's the one who just pulled pot out of a mannequin head."

"Cause you are. You're also a douche and you should fucking feel bad," Kayla said.

"What now you're calling me a douche." Cena said sounding hurt. "What the hell is going on?"

"Dude, Al is lonely and shit. But you're all like... You know. It sucks and it's rather shitty," Kayla said.

"How is that my fault?" Cena asked.

"I'm not lonely I've got head." Al said patting head's hair.

"Cause you can do something about it but you aren't. And dude, shut up. Head isn't human company. We all need that," Kayla said.

"Sshhh head is too human company. You'll hurt head's feelings." Al said rolling his eyes.

Al started packing a bowl and then smiled at Kayla.

"Oh my god, stop it right now. I mean... You know what I fucking mean, dude," Kayla said.

"No I don't." He said taking a draw on the pipe and passing it to Kayla.

`Thanks. Don't mind if I do," Kayla said taking the pipe and pulling out her lighter. She lit up and took a grateful hit. It was beautiful so she took another, then she passed it, along with the lighter, back to Al.

Al took a couple of hits and passed it back to Kayla. Before long it was gone and they were feeling it.

"Cena. I think I've figured out what you're trying to tell me with all those doctor videos." Al said.

"Oh yeah what's that Al" Cena said knowing the videos were just a joke.

Al covered Head's ears.

"I think you're right head is bi-polar." Al whispered before removing his hands from Head's ears.

Cena just started laughing loudly.

Kayla cracked up.

"Holy fuuuuck! Oh my god!" She said as she started laughing again.

"Why are you laughing mental illness isn't funny." Al said deadpan.

Kayla just laughed harder.

She fumbled for her phone. When she'd found it, she unlocked it and fired off a text.

Kayla to Taker and Kane:

Dudes Head is bipolar. Youll never guess where Al keeps his shit. Im not telling. You have to guess. Also also rly fucking high RN. Also also also Cenas a douche BC Als lonely and he should feel bad and his face is stupid.

Kane to Kayla:

What the hell are you talking about? You're not making any sense.

Taker to Kayla:

What are you on? It better be nothing but pot or so help me…

Kayla to Taker:

Whatever just pot. P.S. Shut up dad. P.P.S. Go smoke a bowl. Itll make you chill I promise

Taker to Kayla:

You'd better sleep it off cause we've got an early show tomorrow.

Kayla to Kane:

What do you mean. Im making all the sense RN. Whats confusing in that MSG...

Kane to Kayla:

I mean head can't have mental illness. And I'm assuming Al keeps his shit in the toilet or at least I hope he does.

Kayla to Taker:

Whatever ill worry about that later. What you doing...

Kayla to Kane

LOL IDK its what also "Al said. Cena sent him psych vids.

Kayla to Kane:

LOL I meant pot dont be dumb. Sry youre not dumb. That was rly funny.

Kane to Kayla:

You're still not making sense. Talk to me tomorrow when you can.

Taker to Kayla:

Trying to sleep like you should be. Do you have any idea what time it is?

Kayla to Kane:

Dont make me sad RN. Srsly I dont want to be sad.

Kayla to Taker:

LOL IDK dad LOL

Taker to Kayla:

Someone needs to be your dad obviously if you can't control yourself. It's 2 am. Now I'm going back to sleep.

Kane didn't answer.

Kayla looked up and saw that Al was asleep sitting up on the couch holding head.

Cena was still awake but barely.

"You people are fucking lame," she said. Then she found Al's stash and smoked another bowl.

"I'll pay you back later dude," she said when it was gone.

Kayla laid her head back on the chair and was soon fast asleep.

Cena nodded off soon after.

Kayla woke and looked at the clock it was 1130 am.