Himayura Hidekaz owns Hetalia.
Warning- May contain some racial slurs or "speaking the lord(s) name in vain." I don't mean to offend ANYONE!
My boyfriend doesn't have chili powder... But I found marshmellows that expired two years ago...
Why the fuck does he...?
APHAPHAPH
Alfred lied down on his hospital bed. Sven sat on the chair by the bed, and smiled. "Are you okay? He didn't hurt you, did he?"
Alfred raised an eyebrow. "Um... No, he didn't." He sat up, and moved so he was facing Sven. "I don't mean to sound rude, but I don't know what else I can talk about, that I would actually be okay with. well... Talking about."
"Well, um... I can still ask about basic things, right? Like... Favorite color, animal... Um... Or, we could talk about whatever you want."
Alfred sighed. "Red, white, and blue, and eagles. I really do appreciate everything, but... I just don't know what I would talk about."
Sven smiled nervously. "Um, well..."
Alfred looked away. "I just want to go home. I was going to school through a scholarship. I was going to school to be a policeman... Or maybe a security guard, damn it. I take a fucking trip to Mexico... Can you help me go home? THAT would help out with my life, a lot!" He took a deep breath, to calm himself down.
Sven cleared his throat, and leaned back on the chair. "Well... There is something that I CAN do, but it would be risking a lot... I mean, unless Ludwig will sell you to me?"
Alfred's eyes widened in surprise. "What?"
"I can try to buy you. I will treat you like a lover. That would help you out, at least. Or, if he WON'T sell you, than I can try to sneak you out of here. We would leave Germany, and I would protect you."
Alfred opened and closed his mouth a few times. "I, um... Why?"
"Well, I'm... I'm lonely... I mean, I have enough to keep myself from becoming one, but I've never been able to actually own a slave."
"Oh... Well, um... Well, Ludwig said that he won't sell me, ever. He even got one hell of a deal, but he turned it down."
"Really? What was the deal?"
Alfred looked up at the ceiling to think, as though it was going to remind him "Three slaves, and whatever debt I had with Ludwig, at that time."
"Oh... Well... The other offer still stands."
Alfred shook his head. "No. I don't want to risk getting you into trouble, nor do want to risk myself, getting into trouble."
Sven put on a fake smile. "I've worked around this place to know where no one else usually looks, and I'm sure that I can sneak you out of here! I can even act like I'm kidnapping you, just in case we get caught, so you don't get into any trouble!"
"I'd rather not. Ludwig's brother lives in America, with my brother, now, so he can tell Ludwig how my family is doing... I'm not even sure if I'm allowed to talk about Ludwig's family, because it's... Well, not mine."
Sven crossed his legs together. "I won't tell anyone, and I am a little curious. Besiedes, I think it's okay, to talk about Ludwig's family, to me."
"Well, um... Basically, I asked Ludwig to help me out, just in case someone grabbed my brother, as well. He gave some... Slave trade places, or something, detailed description of my brother. Someone did kidnap my brother, and called Ludwig. Matthew- my brother- stayed with Ludwig's brother, who anti-slavery, while I worked, to gain the money to return Matthew home, and to get him immunity to becoming a slave, ever again. My brother, and Ludwig's brother got along so well, I guess, 'cause they're both in America now, and they're living together... That's okay, though. I like Ludwig's brother."
Sven wished that he WAS writing everything down. "...Wow. That's quite a story... Um... I'm sorry for asking, but, who's Nicolas?"
Alfred looked down, bashfully. "Um... Well... Um... His brother's the one who offered Ludwig his three slaves, and to pay my debt off. He bought me for a month, so help out with Matthew. We were going to a grocery store, I think, but Nicolas disappeared. I looked for him, and some drunk guy was attacking him, so I attacked said drunk guy. That kind of lead to drunk sex... The whole story's a bit long..."
Sven got himself comfortable, on the chair. "We have all the time in the world."
Alfred sighed. "Well, um... Ivan- Nicolas' brother... Well, his half-brother, stood up for her, when some guys were picking on him. Ever since, Nicolas has been trying to get Ivan to marry him, until I did the same thing, and we got drunk. Well, I already said that part. Ivan kind of pushed me into talking to Nicolas, and... Well, I really like him, and I'm pretty sure he likes me, as well. We talked for the entire month-"
"Wait a second. He wanted to marry his half-brother?!"
"Um... Yeah. Well, Ivan tried to get Ludwig to sell me to him, so Nicolas would leave Ivan alone. He was also hoping that Nicolas would want to marry me, instead."
"So, Ivan offered his three slaves, and to pay off your debt, but refused... Why?"
Alfred shrugged. "I'm not exactly sure. He wanted to break me, and now he wants me to be comfortable enough to talk to him, or something."
"I think that makes sense. You're a very interesting person to talk to, with interesting stories to tell. I like you a lot, and I think he does, too."
Alfred crossed his arms against his chest, and pouted. "Whatever..."
Sven sighed. "Would you like to finish, for today?"
"I guess. I said a bit more than I was expecting to say, today, but I guess that's okay. I mean, I don't really mind. It's just that, those stories were, well, long."
"Alright. I'll see you tomorrow, then." Sven stood up. "Oh, and my offer still stands. I'll still be here, for a few hours, so you can always just ask for me, if you ever change your mind about staying with Ludwig."
Alfred smiled, almost nervously. "Good to know..." He sighed, once Sven left. He lied back down on the bed, so he could finally take his nap.
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Ludwig came by the next day, like he promised. Sven was already standing there, waiting to talk to him.
"Good morning, mister Beilscmidt. Come with me, and we'll talk, in private."
"Alright." Ludwig followed Sven into a small room. Sven didn't even bother sitting down, before getting right to the point.
"I'm sorry to say, but I honestly think that Alfred will never be comfortable around you. I would honestly recommend selling him."
"What? But we were talking a lot, last night."
"That's because he's here, in this hospital. He said that he really likes me, and... I can actually make an offer, if you don't want to look far for someone."
Ludwig grimaced. "I am not selling Alfred. I like him, and I intend on keeping him. Can you even legally offer money to own a patient of yours?"
"I-I'm just telling you what I recommend. I'll let you talk to him, now."
Ludwig sighed. "I think I will." He left the room, and walked to Alfred's room. He knocked on the door frame. "Are you in here?"
Alfred jumped a little, in surprise. "Y-Yes."
Ludwig entered the room. He sat on the chair, and sighed. "Sven asked me if he could buy you."
"What?!" Alfred snapped. "I told him that I DON'T want anyone to buy me! Unless it's Ivan, of course, but that's completely different! Why the hell would he... I don't even... What else did he tell you?!"
"Well, he said that you can never be comfortable around me." Ludwig looked Alfred in his eyes. "Is that true?"
Alfred looked down, at his lap. "I just... I want to go home..."
"I know you do, and I know that it's not your fault that your here, but you are. You're here, and I don't intend on letting you go."
He gritted his teeth. "I know, and I told him that, too. I even told him about the offer Ivan made you. I don't think anyone can top that."
"I'll try to make your life better. I don't know, if I want Sven to talk to you anymore, though. Just tell me if he tells you anything stange, again, okay?"
"Of course!"
Ludwig smiled. "Good. Call me, if he does anything to you." Alfred nodded. "I'm serious. There's a lot of perverts who has a job like he does, just for the "interactions" with other people. I'm not saying that he is, but just in case. Look after yourself, when I'm not here..."
APHAPHAPH
I'M SORRY~! I wasn't going to do this, but it would actually make more sense for the ending that I've been planning on, ever since I had this fic in my miiiind.
