an: hello darkness my old friend
Ariel pov
Race is my one true love and I lobe him so much straightly. Why am I even in this competition if me and race are in love and these other guys don't stand a chance. And obviously me and race ar egoing to get married inlovely.
This episode I get to elimenstrate everybody but 3 people and the next episode I will elimorning 2 more pekple and then I can have my wedding with race! In just 2 episodes! I only have to deal with thesse newspapers for 2 more episodes!
Ralph took me to macdonalds to get 500 nuggets 7000 fries exactly and 6 diet extra large pepsis with 20 ice cubes each. We ate it in 23 minutes 4 seconds 97 millisecons and 1 billliseco d. We barfed a lot and I had to go to the hopital because I barfed so much and he also barfed on me and I barfed on myself lots of times.
Hercules took me swimming in a tar lake and he was wearing a big rubber full body suit and I was wearing nothing but my mermaid stuff so I got a lot of tar all over me and he didn't. My wig also got caught in the tar so I had to go bald. And I also ended up drowning in the tar so I had to go to the hopital again because I had tar in my lungs. Hercules was completely fine and now that I think about it he didn't do much swimming.
Albert took me to this donit place called donutz on a stick with really bad donuts that were soooooo dry. They were so bad donuts I can't deal with how bad they are ughhh. I can't tell you too amny times now bad they were. Thry were just really bad man.
Jack and crutchiey took me to this meeting of a club they had just formed it was the lgbt+ club. Everyone there thought I was gay but I'm not I'm in love with race. I just had to sit in the back while the meeting went on. It was really boring and uncomforble
John wrote me a 3 hour spoken word jazz opers and it was really bad. The lirics were really bad and he kept rhiming things with my name thaf don't actually rhime. Like ariel and burial whitch was kind of depressing. It was so boring
Alex took me on a strooll theough a forest and he told me about his past for 97 hours. There was also a forest fire going on during all that time and I got badly burnet and had to go to the hopital again for even longer.
Davye took me to mret his nudist snake friends which was really awkward because they were all maked. And then he tried to make me join but I can't really bacause of my tail so I can't slither on the ground. Also I'm not that wierd. Unlike davey who is really weirding me out help
Aarom took me outside during a thunderstorm holding a lighting rod. I got eceltructed and had to go to the hopital agsin just like most of my dates. He was also compareing me to his girlfriesn again which did not make me feel the best but I guess I will elimate him.
Fincch….. you'll never guess….. forgot about the date! He took me to the great hall to have lunch together and then he forgot I was there and say with his friends and then he forgot he was sitting with his friends (keep in mind he still doen't rememember how to say anything accept rawr xD) and came and sat with me and then he forgot he was eating anything and barfed on me and then he forgot where he was so he left.
Races date was the best,... I love him so much! First he took me to a tatoo parlor and he told me he would hoose a tatoo for me! I got it tatood on my fourhead and I'm so excited to see it! He had them give me 3 tatoos for some reason but I guess he just couldn't choose. There was one on my fourhead and one on each of my cheeks. It kind of really hurts but that's ok. I will suffer through it for my racey poo. It's finally over and my face hurts so bad but I can finally see what he did. The one on my fourhead is the poop emoji from the emoji movie which I rocognized becuse I saw it with hercules and I hated it. But I guess if race likes it then I do too! and on one cheek it said "nuber 1 jake pauler" and it was mispelled exactly like that! How did race know that I love jack paul! And on the other cheek it said "pround member of the logang" which was also mispelled but race knows I like logan paul too! He know me so well! That's why I want him to marry me.
After the tatoos we went out for a walk where everyone was admiring my tatoos. Oh wait I think maybe peiple don't like them? They keep throwing eggs at me and making fun of them. Some people even barfed kn me. Race was laughing the whole time but of course he wasn't laughing at me! Why would he do that? He's laughing WITH me. I started laughing too. It was kind of fake laughter though because I don't like having eggs thrown at me or beig barfed on. But it's ok because race is with me. Oh wait no he's not! I'm lost in the city alone and all race left was a note. It said "elaminate me tonight or more tatoos" hahaha race is so funny! I know he would never threaten me. Why wpuld I elaminate him? We are IN LOVE. Although I kinda don't want any mote tatoos but I will do anythong he says without argueing. Thats how much I love him. I just wish race wouldn't leave me in this place alone. He's probably hanging out with his FRIENDS. I hate when he hangs out with his friends. Oh well it will all change when we're married!
It took me 7 hours to find my way out of the city and back to hogwarts and by then it was time for me to choose who to elaminate
I elimonate everyone accept race (of course), Hercules, and john. They have taken me on the least bad dates so far. I blew a kiss to race. I'm so excited for our wedding I only need to survive 3 more dates but one of them is with race!
an: that chapter took me a very long time to weite
