The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 52: Time to Duel, Again
The fans started to count down to the next entrant.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #251: Magnus
Out of the stage came former IMPACT star and current Global Force Wrestling star, Magnus, who came out to a mix response from the crowd (but it was there was more cheers by a small amount).
"Here comes Magnus, representing Global Force Wrestling, who is entrant two hundred and fifty-one," Michael Cole said.
"It seems this crowd has some mixed feelings about Magnus," Jerry Lawler said.
Magnus runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gets Xander and Chris Jericho with a double clothesline.
"A double clothesline from the brute known as Magnus," JBL said.
Meanwhile, Mai Shiranui and Kitana ended up having this full scale catfight.
"Wait, we got another catfight here," Michael Cole said.
"I love it," Jerry Lawler said.
After five seconds, Kitana got control over this fight and grabs Mai by the head.
"You don't want to mess with me, bitch," Kitana said to Mai and starts to bounce Mai's head onto the mat.
"And Kitana is just banging Mai's head like a basketball." JBL said.
After ten bounces, Mai suddenly got control in the fight now.
In ring two, Trent gets Invisi Billy on the top rope on the top left corner of ring two, then Trent climbs up to the top rope as well.
"This is going to be dangerous for Billy and Trent," Michael Cole said.
Then, Billy stars to kick Trent in the ribs, after three kicks, Trent falls off the top rope and onto the mat.
"And Trent falls off the top and onto the mat," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Billy hits Trent with a double moonsault from the top rope as the fans went crazy for that impossible move.
"A double freakin' moonsault, that is amazing," JBL said.
In ring one, Mick Foley stars to punch Xander in the face.
"Mick is punching Xander like he's a punching bag," Michael Cole said.
After ten shots,, Mick gets Xander with a hip toss.
"Now a hip toss from Mick," Jerry Lawler said.
With Xander down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was about to enter the rumble.
"Who's coming out next," JBL said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #252: Alexis Rhodes (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX)
Out of the stage was this beautiful girl with dark blonde hair, sliver and blue shirt, blue skirt, and blue wrestling boots, it was duelist, Alexis Rhodes, who came out to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Will this number be lucky for this duelist here tonight," Michael Cole said.
"Alexis Rhodes from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, is entrant two hundred and fifty-two," Jerry Lawler said.
Alexis runs down the ramp and she enters the ring, then she hits a roundhouse kick to the face of Tyler James.
"What a roundhouse kick to Tyler from Alexis," JBL said.
Then, Alexis gets Trent with a clothesline.
"Now a clothesline onto Trent," Michael Cole said.
Alexis then runs up and gets Sheldon Cooper with a Rough Ryder.
"Alexis hits the Rough Ryder on Sheldon," Jerry Lawler said.
Meanwhile, Mai and Kitana were still having their catfight, when suddenly Mai rips off Kitana's mask as Kitana covers up her mouth.
"Mai rips off Kitana's mask and Kitana is covering up her mouth," JBL said.
As Kitana was covering her mouth, Mai grabs Kitana and tosses her over the top rope and onto the floor, ending Kitana's run in the rumble.
"That distraction cost Kitana the match," Michael Cole said.
220th eliminated: Kitana, by Mai Shiranui, Duration-16:22
As Kitana left the ringside area, in ring two, Monty Monogram got Hunter Huntsman in a cross arm breaker.
"Cross arm breaker on Hunter by Monty," Jerry Lawler said.
"Hey Hunter, did your slut of a girlfriend give you something special, like an S.T.D," Monty said to Hunter as Hunter begin to punch Monty in the face.
"I guess Hunter doesn't like those words from Monty," JBL said.
After five punches, Hunter breaks off the hold and gets up, then he bounces off the ropes and when Monty gets up onto his knees, Hunter gets him with a BomaYe.
"And a BomaYe from Hunter and Monty might be knocked out," Michael Cole said.
In ring one, Luke Skywalker and Austin Moon give Magnus punches to the face.
"Look at this double teaming from Austin Moon and Luke," Jerry Lawler said.
After ten punches, Luke and Austin Moon give Magnus a double DDT.
"What a double DDT and down goes Magnus," JBL said.
With Magnus down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was about to enter the match.
"Who's coming into the match next," Michael Cole said.
10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...BZZT!
Entrant #253: Robbie E
With dance music playing throughout the stadium, out of the stage came IMPACT star, Robbie E, who came out to a negative response from the crowd.
"Here comes another idiot, at number two hundred and fifty-three is Robbie E," Jerry Lawler said.
"Got my stopwatch, let's see how long he lasts in the match," JBL said.
Robbie then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, but then Luke gets Robbie with a spear.
"What a spear on Robbie from Luke, Robbie hasn't got a good start in the rumble," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Randy Orton grabs Austin Aries and gives him his signature backbreaker.
"And a backbreaker on The Greatest Man That Ever Lived," Jerry Lawler said.
Randy gets up and nails Billy with an RKO.
"RKO on Billy from The Apex Predator," JBL said.
In ring one, Alexis had got Kofi Kingston over the top rope, but Kofi was hanging upside down from the apron.
"Kofi is hanging off the apron, almost getting eliminated from the match," Michael Cole said.
Alexis then walks over and tries to push his feet off the bottom ropes, but Kofi was fighting her off.
"Alexis is trying so hard to get Kofi out of the match, but with no luck," Jerry Lawler said.
After six seconds of that attempt, Kofi pulls off one of Alexis' wrestling boots and pushes Alexis away from him. When Alexis comes at him again, Kofi nails her in the face with her boot.
"Kofi strikes Alexis with her boot, but he's still not safe," JBL said.
As Alexis was stunned a bit, Chris runs up and gets Kofi with a dropkick to the face, the impact knocks him off the rope and onto the floor, ending his rumble run.
"Kofi gets dropkicked by Jericho and now he's out," Michael Cole said.
221st eliminated: Kofi Kingston, by Chris Jericho, Duration-8:30
As Kofi left the ringside area, in ring two, Deadpool nails Anne Maria with a series of forearms to the face.
"The merc with a mouth is firing off forearms to Anne Maria's face," Jerry Lawler said.
After ten forearm shots, Deadpool gets Anne Maria with a scoop slam.
"Scoop slam on Anne Maria by Deadpool," JBL said.
Then, Dean Ambrose starts to climb up to the top rope on the bottom left corner of ring two, and then he jumps off and gives Anne Maria a top rope elbow drop as fans gave a good ovation for that move.
"Elbow drop on Anne Maria by the lunatic fringe," Michael Cole said.
As Dean got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the chaotic mayhem.
"Who's about to appear next," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #254: Jin Kazama (Tekken)
Out of the stage came the main hero of the Tekken, Jin Kazama, who came out to a brilliant ovation from the crowd.
"Here's another favorite to win the rumble," JBL said.
"Jin Kazama, another fighter from the game series, Tekken, is entrant two hundred and fifty-four," Michael Cole said.
Jin then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gets Mick with a roundhouse kick to the face.
"Roundhouse kick from Jin on Mick," Jerry Lawler said.
Meanwhile in ring one, Luke gets Robbie E with a pop up powerbomb.
"Pop up powerbomb from Luke and Robbie hasn't got any offence in since entering the match," JBL said.
Then, Luke picks up Robbie and tosses him over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans cheer for Robbie's elimination.
"Luke eliminates Robbie from the rumble," Michael Cole said.
222nd eliminated: Robbie E, by Luke Skywalker, Duration-1:16
As Robbie left the ringside area angry, in ring two, Jin starts to give Porter Geiss a series of headbutts.
"Jin is just firing off headbutts onto Porter," Jerry Lawler said.
After ten headbutts, Jin scoops up Porter and then he gives Porter a fallaway slam over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans were in shock over that elimination.
"Jin just eliminates Porter from the rumble," JBL said.
"And Porter was in the match for over an hour," Michael Cole said.
223rd eliminated: Porter Geiss, by Jin Kazama, Duration-1:00:31
As Porter left the ringside area with the crowd giving him a standing ovation for his efforts, in ring one, Twilight Sparkle was giving Maddie Rooney a ten punch salute in the top right corner in ring one.
"Twilight is just firing away with punches on Maddie," Jerry Lawler said.
After ten punches, Twilight gets Maddie with a hurricanrana.
"And a hurricanrana on Maddie," JBL said.
As Twilight got up, she turned around and she gets hit with a brutal spear from Batman as the fans gave a mix reaction to the move.
"Spear on Twilight from Batman," Michael Cole said.
As Batman got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the rumble.
"Who's going to enter the rumble next," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #255: Davey Richards
With the sound of a wolf howling coming through the speakers, out of the stage came one half of The Wolves, Davey Richards, who came out to a great ovation from the crowd.
"If we didn't have any more high flyers, we just keep adding them to the pile," JBL said.
"Davey Richards, one half of The Wolves, is entrant two hundred and fifty-five," Michael Cole said.
Davey sprints down the ramp and hops onto the apron, then he jumps onto the top rope and gets a 360 flip onto Luke and Tyler as the fans went crazy for the move.
"What a crazy flip by Davey on Tyler and Luke," Jerry Lawler said.
Davey gets up and nails Batman with a hurricanrana.
"Hurricanrana and down goes Batman," JBL said.
In ring two, Dean kicks Liu Kang in the ribs, hooks his arms, and nails him with dirty deeds.
"Dirty deeds from Dean on the Shaolin warrior," Michael Cole said.
Then, Dean picks up Liu and tosses him over the top rope and onto the floor, ending Liu's time in the rumble.
"The lunatic fringe eliminates Liu Kang from the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
224th eliminated: Liu Kang, by Dean Ambrose, Duration-13:21
As Liu left the ringside area, in ring one, Tyler gets Xander up on his shoulders and then Austin Moon starts to climb up to the top rope on the bottom right corner of ring one.
"Wait is Austin Moon going to hit a doomsday device on Xander," JBL said.
Austin Moon jumps off the top rope, hoping to get the clothesline, but Xander counters and gives Austin Moon a powerslam off of Tyler's shoulders and onto the mat as the fans went insane for the move.
"Xander counters the doomsday device and nails Xander with a powerslam off of the shoulders of Tyler," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Daniel Bryan starts to unleash kicks to the chest of Deadpool.
"Now the merc with a mouth is being a victim of those fast kicks," Jerry Lawler said.
Daniel hits ten kicks on Deadpool, but before he can land the last kick to the side of the head, Johnny Mundo runs up and nails Daniel with a jumping heel kick.
"What a heel kick from Johnny on Daniel," JBL said.
In ring one, Geoff and Bridgette nail a series of punches to the ribs of Chris.
"Geoff and Bridgette are nailing the punches on Jericho," Michael Cole said.
Then, they hook the arms of Chris around their necks, then they lift him up, but then Chris counters with a double DDT.
"Chris manages to counter the double suplex and get the couple with a double DDT," Jerry Lawler said.
As Chris gets up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was going to enter the match.
"Who's entrant two hundred and fifty-six," JBL said.
To be continued…
We are only forty-five minutes away until number three hundred comes out and it is getting more intense and crazy by the minute. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 255
Entries left: 45
People in the ring: 31
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, Psymon Stark, Vincent Valentine, Tourette's Guy, Pentagon Jr., Jack Swagger, Eric Young, Naruto Uzumaki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Forman, AJ Styles, R-Truth, Finn Balor, Joey Gladstone, Luke Harper, The Nostalgia Critic, Bram, Pac-Man, Bender, Jill Valentine, Son of Havoc, Sunset Shimmer, Pacifica Northwest, Eric Cartman, Chris Redfield, Viktor, Ally Dawson, Captain America, Ron Zombie, Sexy Star, Naldo Montoya, Mitsurugi, Simon Gotch, Aiden English, Mr. Anderson, Penny, Donkey Kong, New Jack, Alan Harper, Matt Morgan, The Green Arrow, Tajiri, The Big Show, Bubba Ray Dudley, "Razor" Jake Clawson, The Miz, Falco Lombardi, Jimmy Uso, Kevin Owens, King Cuerno, Eva, Jeff Jarrett, Wolverine, Jessie Godderz, Booker T, D'Angelo Dinero, Brian Kendrick, Shinsuke Nakamura, Bo Dallas, Kurt Angle, The Sandman, Heihachi Mishima, Mil Muertes, Matt Sydal, Patrick Star, Roman Reigns, Al Bundy, Frankie Kazarian, Marco Diaz, Star Butterfly, Dalton Castle, Cid Highwind, Ed, Edd, Duncan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Jesse Katsopolis, Matt Taven, Iori Yagami, Luigi, Dean Winchester, Mario, Knuckles the Echidna, Texano, Steve Urkel, Jay Briscoe, Darkwing Duck, Ethan Carter III, Wreck-It Ralph, Homer Simpson, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Tyrus, Awesome Kong, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Lashley, Big Ryck, Dolph Ziggler, Roderick Strong, Guile, Abyss, SpongeBob SquarePants, Neville, Danny Tanner, Sabu, Triple H, Bud Bundy, Shelby Marcus, Caleb Konley, The Flash, Jay Lethal, Seth Rollins, Shikamaru Nara, Aster Phoenix, Max Buck, Apple White, Flash Sentry, "T-Bone" Chance Furlong, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Maxi, Sami Zayn, Daring Charming, Liv Rooney, Sting, Eddie Winslow, D-Von Dudley, Kenny King, Heather, Kyo Kusanagi, Hulk Hogan, Byakuya Kuchiki, Snake Plissken, Lightning, Blondie Locks, Rusev, Link, The Undertaker, Leonard Hofstadter, Matt Hardy, Curtis Axel, Cody Lambert, Justin, Sparrow Hood, Enzo Amore, Rockstar Spud, Adam Rose, Bart Simpson, Bull Dredd, Sub-Zero, Gunner, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Cage, Fry, Drago, Konnor, Sonic The Hedgehog, Big E, Cloud Strife, Diamond Dallas Page, MVP, Hideo Itami, Ashlynn Ella, Brian Anthony, Leshawna, Aero Star, Chavo Guerrero, King Leonidas, Darren Young, Cedric Alexander, Kazuya Mishima, Scorpion, Ryback, Dawn, D.J, Charlie Harper, The Rock, Rouge The Bat, The Godfather, Barret Wallace, Cesaro, Fenix, Jack Evans, Blue Demon Jr., Ichigo Kurosaki, Pickleboy, John Cena, Abbey Bominable, Dipper Pines, Bray Wyatt, Damien Sandow, Stardust, Kitana, Kofi Kingston, Robbie E, Porter Geiss, and Liu Kang.
Still in the match: Trent, Tyler James, Johnny Mundo, Austin Moon, Hunter Huntsman, Dean Ambrose, Steven Hyde, Anne Maria, Sheldon Cooper, Daniel Bryan, Austin Aries, Geoff, Maddie Rooney, Batman, Twilight Sparkle, Deadpool, Angry Grandpa, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Bridgette, Invisi Billy, Mick Foley, Luke Skywalker, Mai Shiranui, Xander, Chris Jericho, Monty Monogram, Magnus, Alexis Rhodes, Jin Kazama, and Davey Richards.
Longest time in the ring: Trent (Two hundred and nine minutes and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Adam Rose (1.7 seconds)
Most eliminations: Leshawna (nineteen eliminations)
Will Trent be able to still survive the rumble?
Will Davey pull off more aerial offence?
And can the two lunatics be stopped?
You have to tune in to find out.
