Based on Nineteen by Paul Hardcastle.

"In 1987, Knightmare seemed like just another TV show.
But it wasn't.
It was different in many ways, and so were those that did the questing.
In World War II the average death of the combat soldier was tragic.
In Knightmare it was nasty.
In-in-in-in-in-in-in Knightmare it was nasty..."

N-n-n-n-nasty

"The walking and sidestepping of the past five years continued today
25 miles south west of Dunshelm"

"I wasn't really sure where I was"

N-n-n-n-nasty, nasty, n-nasty, nasty
Nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty

"In Knightmare the dungeoneer typically served a thirty minute tour of duty
But was exposed to hostile danger in almost every room..."
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nasty n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nasty
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-Knightmare n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-Knightmare

"In Dunshelm a Saxon Powers That Be spokesman said today more than 4 adventurers
Were killed last year in that sensitive border area.
Throughout all of the Dungeon the PTB lost a total of 160 soldiers..."

All those who remember Knightmare
They don't forget what they see
Dismissal of kids in their prime
Whose average death was nasty
Di-di-di-di-di-di-di-dismissal
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Dunswater

"According to a Veterans Administration study,
Half of the Knightmare TV veterans suffer from what psychiatrists call
Post Traumatic Quest Disorder.
Many vets complain of alienation, rage or guilt.
Some succumb to Yuletide thoughts.
Eighteen to eleven years after coming home, almost two hundred people
Are still playing the Knightmare game..."

"Few of them received a hero's welcome..."