mportant announcement:
From now on, I'll be writing only about the hotness that is Rhen and Daemon. I mean, they make the perfect couple. Rhen's a lovely gal with purple hair and violet eyes. Daemon could use some more hair, but hey, with that nice chest no one's gonna notice. And, they do get together in the actual game so I might as well get some actual canon fics since my cracked pairing's never gonna happen. (Not to mention I don't know what overcame me since Rhen and Teijal can obviously never get together)

Here's a preview of what's to come:

Rhen giggled as she and Daemon pranced all over the beach like crazy lovestrucked people. Well, Rhen was prancing in her small bathing suit. Daemon was more interested in staring at Rhen's ample assets thanking the all mighty goddess.

Giggling and entirely oblivious, Rhen pulled Daemon into the water. "Come on Daemon! The water's warm!"

Daemon coughed before smiling. "Alright Rhen."

Rhen laughed and splashed Daemon. "Haha! Now you're all wet!"

Daemon laughed even as his hands raised to shield his head. "Oh yeah?"

He pounced on Rhen making them both fall into the water. "I win."

Rhen laughed and wrapped her arms around Daemon's neck. "Here's your reward Handsome."

She leaned up and kissed Daemon while the sun was dipping down below the horizon. Yeah, it was definitely a perfect day for some making out on the beach.

//

and CUT!!"

Rhen pushed Dameon off her and got up. Moody, she stalked up to the quaking writer. "Alright, what in the goddess name was that?"

"Well...well the public has been crying out for canon so we're delivering!"

Rhen rolled her eyes. Suddenly, several figures popped out of the shadow, grabbed the canon writer, and disappeared. The crew stared at the empty spot where writer use to be. The director coughed before saying "Well, since we got no script now, guess we could wrap this up and head home."

Rhen didn't need a second announcement. She left straight for home. Arriving at home, Rhen went in search of her mate. "Teijal?"

"In 'ere"

The human went into the studio and plopped herself on Teijal's lap. The taller woman chuckled and pulled Rhen closer. "Bad day?"

"Yep. Our regular writer went on strike with the rest of the writers' guild, so now we got a new kid who doesn't get it. But somehow the kid disappeared, so director gave us rest of the day off."

Teijal shook her head, but grinned. "Well, I know what can cheer you up."

She lead Rhen to the computer. "Remember that weird writer I was talking about? KFC I think? Well there's a new story up."

Rhen shrugged but began to read anyway.

Mischief Managed
Teijal had a constant smirk on her face since she arrived back home. It was barely visible, just a slight turn of the mouth, but Rhen could see it easily. After observing the quirky vampire for several years, Rhen knew her fairly well. What was she up to? Shaking her head, the human went into the kitchen to get a cup of water.

Whoosh

Arms wrapped around the human as a cool body pressed into her back.

"Mmm.. guess what?"

"What?"

The vampire licked Rhen's ear before whispering, "Guess.."

Rhen leaned back unconsciously. "You tied up Galahad and Daemon again?"

The vampire laughed, "Fun but no," her hands began to move. "Guess again."

"You...hung Lars upside down in the town square for the whole day in his underwear?"

Teijal stilled her hands. "You know, I think you're more evil than I am."

Rhen turned in the hug smiling. "I only learn from the best."

The vampire shook her head but said, "No, keep guessing."

"I give in. What did you do this time?"

"No, it's not what I did. It's what others did."

She leaned in and whispered into Rhen's ear.

The human's expression was priceless.

When Teijal pulled back smirking again. Rhen rolled her eyes and turned back to retrieve her forgotten cup of water.

Teijal leaned into the human again. "See? I told you today was a good day to avoid town." Her hands moved under the human's shirt lightly caressing firm flesh. She heard Rhen's breathing quicken. "After all, today, everyone's a crazy tease."

Abruptly, she withdrew from the human and left the kitchen. "And now it's time to go grab a meal. See you later Rhen."

The human rolled her eyes but smirked. "Don't know why you keep up with this."

"Eh don't ask. Half the time, I don't know why either. Oh yeah, and the neighbors gave me some blood oranges in the morning. Are they trying to tell me something?"

Rhen laughed. "Well let's go see what's so bloody about these oranges."

Getting up, she gave Teijal a long kiss before retreating to the kitchen leaving a panting woman. "Coming?"

Meanwhile
A writer in a dark room with large shiny glasses breathed a sigh of relief. Good thing those ninjas-for-hire were cheap or she might not have pulled it off. She might be striking, but there was no way she would let anyone ruin the show. Humming to herself, she turned off the computer with a grin. Now she just had to figure out what to do with the bound writer in her basement.