Hey readers, sorry the update took so long, college started back this past week, so I'm using my days off to catch up. Enjoy the chapter! - Fangurl

"I have a great idea," Justin announced at lunch one day.

"God help us all," Sebastian muttered.

"What's up Justin?" Fangurl asked.

"I think we should have a guy's night Friday night. Ya know, just me, Sebastian, Ciel, Ronald, Alan, William, and White Joe," Justin informed.

"That's a cool idea," Ronald agreed.

"What would you want us to do?" William asked.

"Let's go camping overnight," Justin stated.

"Uh, the fuck you talking about?" Sebastian demanded. "There is no way I'm spending the night in the woods and there sure is Hell no way I'm pissing in a bush."

"Now hold on Sebastian, Justin had a really good idea for you guys to have some bonding time, and I think you should do it," Fangurl encouraged.

"Yeah, I'll pick a really good place for us to go," Justin added.

Sighing, Sebastian replied "Fine, I'll do it."

Friday night, Fangurl opened up her front door to find Grell, Meyrin, and Flora outside. "Hey girls, glad you could come," Fangurl said as she let her friends inside.

"Thanks for having us over Fangurl," Meyrin thanked as they walked upstairs to Fangurl's bedroom.

"Yeah, having a girl's night sleepover was an awesome idea; a night not having to worry about the boys," Grell agreed as they set their stuff down on the floor.

"Speaking of the guys, do you girls have any idea where they were going to be camping?" Flora wondered.

"No, Justin said he found the perfect place, but didn't say where. I guess he wanted to keep it a surprise," Fangurl figured.

At that moment, the girls heard something outside. "What was that?" Meyrin asked.

"I don't know, let's go look," Fangurl suggested as they walked out onto Fangurl's bedroom balcony. They gazed into the backyard and discovered the boys standing in the Phantomhive yard.

"Here we go guys, this is the perfect camping spot," Justin stated as he began to set up his tent.

"We are ten feet from my house you idiot," Ciel said.

"You brought us to a fucking backyard?" Sebastian questioned.

"Hey girl scouts, what are you guys doing, trying to reenact a SpongeBob episode?" Fangurl called from her balcony.

The boys looked up and saw the girls laughing at them. "Great job Justin, you've embarrassed us in front of the girls. Now we're never going to hear the end of this," Sebastian growled.

"C'mon guys, let's give it a chance. Once we get the tents set up, a fire going, and we start making dinner, everything will be better," Joe said.

"White Joe is right," Ronald agreed as the boys began to set up their tents.

"I hate this, I fucking hate this," Sebastian muttered to himself.

The girls walked back into Fangurl's room, still giggling, and sat down; Fangurl and Grell on the bed, Meyrin on the beanbag, and Flora on the chaise lounge. "We have some strange boys in our lives," Grell said.

"That's an understatement," Fangurl added.

"So what did you have in mind for us to do tonight Fangurl?" Flora asked.

"I got some new nail polish and cosmetic products from South Korea we can try. I also have eye candy movies for our enjoyment," Fangurl informed.

"What kind of eye candy?" Meyrin wondered.

"Sexy Asian men," Fangurl stated.

"I'm sorry, but what's so beautiful and sexy about Asians? I've never seen one shirtless before," Flora confessed.

"Oh honey, after tonight, Asian will become your preference in men," Fangurl promised. She stood up and walked over to her movies set by her TV. "Let's start with a personal favorite of mine; Ninja Assassin."

Meanwhile outside, the boys had just gotten through setting up their tents, when Joe asked "So what are we gonna use as firewood since we live in an almost treeless suburb?"

"Not to worry, I thought ahead and brought one of the logs my parents keep in the fireplace at home," Justin said as he pulled out a small log from his backpack.

"Justin you moron, that thing is only for looks, it doesn't burn fire," Ciel replied with an annoyed look.

"Oh," Justin realized as he tried to set the log on fire but noticed it failed.

"Somehow I knew this would happen," Sebastian muttered as he sat there with his arms crossed.

"We could always cut some of the branches off of the tree in the front yard and burn those," Ronald suggested.

"Well mom and dad have been saying they need the tree pruned, so I guess it won't hurt," Ciel agreed.

The boys stood up and walked to the front yard, looking up at the tree branches. "Alright, how do we get them down?" Alan questioned.

"I've got a ladder in the garage we could use," Ciel offered. "Who wants to go up and get the branches?"

"Don't look at me, I detest nature enough already," William replied as he pushed his glasses up.

"I'll do it, Sebastian, you wanna help me?" Justin asked as Ciel set the ladder against the tall tree.

"Not really," Sebastian responded.

"I'll help you Justin," Joe volunteered as he began to follow Justin up the ladder.

"Thanks dude," Justin said as they climbed higher. "Okay, heads up down there, here comes the firewood." Justin and Joe began to drop branches down onto the ground for the other guys to carry to the backyard. When they had gotten all they needed, Joe climbed down, but Justin called "Uh guys, I think I'm stuck."

"What should we do?" Alan asked.

"Gimme a rock, I'll get him down," Sebastian muttered.

"Sebastian, come get me," Justin requested as he hugged the tree.

The Demon sighed before jumping up into the tree, landing on the branch Justin was stuck on. "Come here you idiot, I got you," Sebastian said as the Asian wrapped his arms around him. Sebastian picked up Justin and jumped down on the ground, landing gently in front of their friends. "You can let go of me now, we're on the ground."

"You sure?" Justin asked.

"Open your eyes," Sebastian demanded.

Justin opened his eyes replied "Oh, okay." Sebastian set him down, and looked over to see Joe sending him an envious glare. "C'mon guys, let's go get the fire started."

Fangurl paused the movie and stated "Now Flora, looking at a gorgeous ripped Asian man, wearing nothing but pants, water, and blood, you can't deny that it gives you a lady boner."

"I will admit that this Rain fellow is very attractive, and he sure can do martial arts," Flora agreed.

"Is it bad that I blush every time he looks at the screen?" Meyrin asked.

"No it's completely natural," Fangurl said. "Hey you guys wanna get some dinner?"

"Sure, nothing like dinner and a show," Grell approved.

The girls headed downstairs to the kitchen and began to make a big pot of macaroni and cheese. While waiting for the water to boil, they walked outside on the back porch and asked "How's it going boys?"

"Great, we finally got the fire started," Justin informed.

"Are those branches from the front yard tree?" Fangurl wondered.

"Yeah, I let Justin prune it for us," Ciel said.

"Oh good, Rachel and Vincent will be pleased," Fangurl replied. "So what are you guys having for dinner?"

"Well since we're camping, Justin has volunteered that we eat hot dogs mixed with beans," Ronald explained as the Asian began roasting the hot dogs.

"Oh well isn't that nice; the girls and I are going to be having macaroni and cheese, and for dessert, we have red velvet cake," Fangurl declared with a grin.

Sebastian's head shot up. "What?" he demanded.

"Yep, and we're educating Flora on Asian men, so after we watch Ninja Assassin, I'm planning on showing her the Super Junior mini-drama," Fangurl added.

"My cousin loves that drama," Justin said.

"Fuck your cousin," Sebastian muttered.

"Well, we'll let you guys get back to ruffing it in the wild," Fangurl joked before she and the other girls walked back inside.

"Ya know, I'm going inside and eating with them," Sebastian decided as he stood up and started to walk towards the house.

"No!" Justin yelled before he tackled Sebastian to the ground.

"Get off me you dumbass, what the Hell are you doing?!" Sebastian asked.

"You can't go inside, you'll mess up the camping spirit," Justin said. "Now c'mon, dinner is ready."

Justin tore the hot dogs into little pieces before mixing them into the beans as Sebastian reluctantly sat back down. The Asian handed everyone a fork and slowly the boys began eating. "How is it?" Justin wondered.

"I've tasted dirt better than this," Sebastian muttered.

"It's not the worst thing I've ever had," Alan added.

"Could use some salt or something," William agreed.

"C'mon guys, Justin tried, and he did okay," Joe said.

"Sebastian are you eating grass?" Ronald questioned as he looked over at the Demon.

"I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth," Sebastian replied as he scrubbed more grass against his tongue.

"Wow Fangurl, this stuff is awesome," Meyrin said as they experimented with Fangurl's new cosmetics.

"Yeah, it doesn't feel heavy, and it makes my skin feel soft. Well softer than usual that is," Grell admitted.

"I know right, and it blends really well with any skin tone; that's a big one too," Fangurl added.

"I feel more Asian just wearing it," Flora stated with a grin.

"We brought her over to the Asian side now; she's trapped and not leaving," Fangurl whispered to Grell.

"She won't mind not leaving, not when the men look this good," Grell replied with a grin.

"So guys, now that dinner is over, what should we do next?" Justin asked.

"How about we vomit?" Sebastian suggested.

"Anybody got any scary stories they wanna tell? I mean we are outdoors at night," Ciel said.

"Okay, I got one," Justin replied. He opened up a piece of paper and began reading. "It was a bright sunny day, and Yesung had just woken up. He turned over to see Sebastian –"

"Whoa, whoa what are you reading?" Sebastian demanded as he grabbed the paper. "That's my Super Junior fanfiction, where did you get this from?!"

"I found it in your room," Justin stated.

"What the Hell were you doing in my room?" Sebastian questioned.

"I needed some socks," the Asian informed.

"Wait, you write Super Junior fanfiction?" Ronald asked the Demon.

"Yes, don't judge me," Sebastian muttered as he stuffed the paper into his pocket. "It's a work in progress. Now can we please tell an actual ghost story, even though for me they're just comedy stories?"

"Okay Fangurl, would you rather marry your dream man and live an ordinary life with him, or live a wealthy life and stay single?" Meyrin asked as the girls painted each other's nails.

"Oh hands down, marry my dream man, cuz he got money, and even if he didn't, he would still be one of the sexiest South Koreans," Fangurl answered. "Okay, Grell would you rather have Sebastian or William as your boyfriend?"

"William obviously," Grell said.

"But he ignores you, and doesn't even bother to call you by your first name," Flora reminded.

"That's just his way of showing me he cares. His cold eyes are the sexiest thing about him," Grell replied.

"Okay guys, it's getting late, why don't we head into the tents and head to sleep," Ciel suggested as the last of the stories were told.

"I forgot my tent," Joe stated.

"You can bunk with me if you want," Justin offered.

"Thanks man," Joe responded with a grin as he stepped into the tent with Justin.

"Finally, a sleepover where I'm not lying right next to the Asian," Sebastian said aloud to himself. The other boys got into their respected tents and set off to sleep as the fire crackled peacefully.

"Ya know, the guys have gotten really quiet," Meyrin noticed.

"You think they went to bed already?" Flora wondered.

"Surely not, it's only one in the morning," Grell replied.

"Oh I don't know, Sebastian likes to head to bed early," Fangurl reminded. The girl suddenly gasped.

"What is it?" they asked.

"I don't know if Ciel told them about the automatic sprinklers," Fangurl realized.

Suddenly, the girls heard screams coming from the backyard. Hurrying out onto the bedroom balcony, they witnessed the boys shuffling around inside their tents as the sprinklers sprayed at the tents. "Turn it off, turn it off!" Sebastian yelled.

"Should we help them?" Meyrin asked.

"Yeah we should," Fangurl agreed as she pulled out her phone and began videotaping. "This is gold."

"How long will they be on?" Grell asked.

"Five more minutes," Fangurl informed. "Then they shut off for about an hour."

When the sprinklers shut off, the boys all peeled out of their soaked tents and looked up at the girls. "Maybe you guys should try another yard next time," Fangurl suggested as the girls laughed and the boys sighed in embarrassment.

Thanks for reading and reviewing! Remember all suggestions for chapters are welcome in the box below. Arigato readers! - Fangurl Phantomhive