Fanglova; Yeah, I did, and here's another one. *audience groans*
Disclaimer: У меня нет Максимальная Поездка.
February 24th, 2012
"Maxie, you are the key to my glorious, one and only heart, the only one who can see my secrets and keep them. You are the beautiful reason of my being and I will worship your goddess-ness each and every moment I live and until I die, but when we die, we will never be parted." He paused to take a breath and I pushed my bangs out of my face.
Some people could say this simply...
"Some say death is the end, and to that, I say lies! Death can never part us for our love is too strong and we shall vanquish death at the spot. But when our immortality wears off, or we expire for that matter, we can meet in Heaven, the after life, or heck, where ever we end up, even if it's Frank's Pizza Shop, we will see each other once more. This is quite a long time away hopefully, but I must bring up my concerns for our life when we are no longer here, obviously."
..and not have to pour out their hearts...
"So, saying that Maxie, I want you to know that death shan't ever do us part, for my love and hopefully yours is too strong for us to part in any way, even if we die. I don't know if that makes sense, since it sounded a lot better on the paper, but moving on.."
..but Iggy isn't a normal guy..
"My love is for you only, and I don't wish to find another, but if today, and only today, you break my heart, it will shatter, never to love again. You see, my heart is a stone and cannot be fixed once broken. I will always love you, forever and ever, no matter if you love dearest Fangles, or if you want to choose another, but I will say this: I am glad you killed Dylan, because, God, if he was with you, I probably would die."
..and he has to say this as complicated as possible.
"But thankfully, Dylan is dead, and we don't have to worry about him coming back from the dead, because in several states, necromancy is illegal and I don't know if anyone here would even want to bring him back because Dylan can go [insert swear here] himself and no one will ever love him. On the topic of Dylan, you do realize that he is made to be your perfect half, but I will do whatever I can to be your perfect half because I love you more than Dylan ever did and ever will if Jeb by any chance brought him back."
God, he was turning in Nudge.
"So, this brings an end to my glorious, wonderful, awesome, hot, handsome speech and I, Iggy Something Something, need to say something to you Maxie." He fumbled in his pocket for something and pulled out a plastic ring with a fake gem in the middle. "Since we haven't any money, I stole this from Angel, and I would like to take you as my bride, Maxie Ride, hey, that rhymes, because I love you with all my dear heart and I want to be with you for the rest of my poor, mutant, pyro life. So, will you marry me?"
I grinned. "Of course I will!" He slipped the ring on my finger and we kissed slowly. God, Ig can be so complicated..
But I love him for that.
