Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Island, Action or the Season That Must Never Be Named. They all belong to Teletoon and Cartoon Network. I also do not own the alphabet theme. That belongs to Frank15 and his wonderful (but female dominated) fanfic Total Drama Alphabet. I do however own all twenty eight OC's that appear in this story though; so please do not steal them. Thank you.

The Warning: This chapter contains a clam cannon 8000, a stuffed unicorn, a wannabe villain, evil laughter and a wimp. Nothing M rated though nor will it ever be.

Pairings: SpiderxQuana BarneyxLavender JimmyxEleanor AndyxMable GaryxRaven VinniexUzuri OscarxXaria

Poll Results: The poll has now been removed from my profile; here are the results. In first place is Spider with four votes. In joint second place are Eleanor and Lavender with two votes each. And in joint third place are Jimmy and Tabitha with one vote each. Thank you to everyone who voted!

Note: TDL is coming into the home stretch everyone! The chapter you are reading now is the tenth to last. Only nine more are left to be written! There is a good chance that by the time I'm done the story will be over 600 000 words long! I think I've certainly made my mark on the Total Drama fandom indeed. Now on with the show!

(Insert evil laughter here)


It was morning on Wawanakwa Island; the sun was shining like a sun normally would and there was not a single cloud in the sky. Chris Maclean stood on the dock of shame and smiled for the camera and began to make grand gestures as he began the recap.

"Last time on Total Drama Letterz. The final six experienced the calm before the storm in the form of messages from home. Jimmy got a lame message from his friends, Eleanor and Spider got messages from their parents while Lavender got a message from some of the cheerleaders on her team. Kasimar was cheered on by some of his gang members who seem nearly as bad as him … awesome! Tabitha meanwhile was congratulated on her strategy by her parents. They sure raised Tabitha well! Haha!"

"The challenge cost us a pretty penny and thankfully paid off big time! The final six were put into a virtual reality based on silent hill. They had two ways in which they could win. Either kill the most monsters … or be the last person standing. While most chose to defeat the monsters Kasimar took a different approach and picked off his competition one by one and sent them to their virtual deaths! Haha!"

"Lavender was sniped by Kasimar and Tabitha fell victim to a bio-mechanical spider known as Amnion, something Uzuri mentioned a fair while ago. And while that was going on Jimmy and Eleanor managed to take down pyramid head; the toughest and scariest monster in the entire Silent Hill series! I personally would have liked to see them scream in fear and began for mercy … but you can't have everything you want I suppose even though I deserve to."

"As the challenge went on Spider and Kasimar crossed paths; it ended badly for the sick guy when Kasimar bought the ceiling down no him, literally, which eliminated him from the challenge."

"Eventually Jimmy, Eleanor and Kasimar made it to the roof of the factory battlegrounds; Kasimar sniped Eleanor which meant it was a showdown between Jimmy and Kasimar, of good and evil. After a bullet went astray the whole place was sent on fire while Jimmy and Kasimar battled amongst the flames. In a shocking turn on events Jimmy was not only able to get the upper hand but he also defeated Kasimar … but not before cracking a bond one liner before landing the final blow."

"After the challenge Tabitha and Kasimar met up. As neither had immunity it was pretty certain that Kasimar was going. Tabitha told him to take out Eleanor to which Kasimar agreed. But Kasimar didn't just want to hurt Eleanor, he wanted to destroy her. Kasimar ended up throwing away what little chance of remorse he had and … killed one of Eleanor's baby ferrets! Wicked TV that was! Haha!"

"When Eleanor discovered Kasimar's vile deed she was horrified. Everyone vowed to vote out Kasimar; in fact, even Tabitha was shocked at what the bully did. Kasiamr threatened her into convincing the others to vote for Eleanor through the use of mind games. It looked like Tabitha was started to regret ever allying with Kasimar."

"Tabitha managed to convince Spider and Lavender to vote off Eleanor for her own good due to the trauma and emotional stress she was dealing with. She attempted to convince Jimmy but he refused due to his friendship and love for Eleanor … lame!"

"With four votes against her it looked like Eleanor's fate was sealed … but Jimmy was ready to help out his friend. He turned the tables on Kasiamr and switched the votes which made Kasiamr the one to get voted off … but not before suffering from some extreme pain and humiliation! You will be missed Kasimar … I would have disqualified Jimmy but this will be AWESOME for ratings!"

"With Kasiamr defeated and Tabitha alone in the game with no alliance and four people who are close friends it's obvious that the drama isn't quite over yet! Will Jimmy regret switching the votes? Will Eleanor manage to recover from her emotional blow? Will Spider ever find out Tabitha was the one responsible for both his allergy attack and Quana's elimination? And can anybody stop that pigeonholed villain? Find out right now on Total Drama Letterz!"


(Theme song, I wanna be famous).


Tabitha felt surprisingly happy; Kasimar was gone! While at first she thought he would be a good ally as she could pay him to do stuff like a sort of gun for hire but she had come to seriously regret ever allying with him. Tabitha may have been a cruel schemer … but she knew when to stop, she had limits … but Kasimar was practically Satan as far as she was concerned.

Now that Kasimar was gone Tabitha felt a great weight off her shoulders and could rest easy … and that's exactly what she was currently doing. Tabitha was dreaming peacefully as the sun shone into her cabin; Tabitha smiled in her sleep as she cuddled a stuffed unicorn. Tabitha had once said she didn't like unicorns but that was just so that nobody would get suspicious that she still slept with a toy at night. Of course; while she had shared a cabin with others she had hidden her stuffed plushie out of embarrassment.

"*Yawn*; what a peaceful sleep for a change." Said Tabitha sleepily as she slowly woke up.

"Morning Tabitha!" Said a cheerful voice from the door.

Tabitha 'eeped' in panic as she quickly hid the stuffed unicorn and looked to the doorway. Jimmy was standing there fully dressed and looking like he was in a good mood.

"Good morning Tabitha; it's the beginning of a new day, and for us and era of peace." Smiled Jimmy optimistically.

"How so?" Asked Tabitha.

"Isn't it obvious? Kasimar's gone! Finally we can rest easy; the last four challenges shouldn't be so bad now that Kasimar isn't here." Explained Jimmy.

"I quite agree; I was tiring of putting up with him. I have patience but there is only so much that I can take." Agreed Tabitha. "Now only five of us are left; I'm impressed that you've made it so far Jimmy; not bad for a ten year old."

"Aw shucks; it was nothing." Said Jimmy modestly.

"So; how is Eleanor doing?" Asked Tabitha in slight concern though her expression made it seem like more. "Is she ok?"

"Eleanor's a tough girl; she's made of stronger stuff than me." Assured Jimmy. "I can tell she's still sad about what happened, understandably so, but I think she's gonna be o-kuzay."

"Well that's good to here. Err … could you leave while I get changed?" Requested Tabitha. "Only that I don't like getting changed in front of other people."

"Oh, no problem, see you later Tabitha." Said Jimmy as he left.


Confessional: Change the channel! Get it?

Tabitha: While I am glad Kasiamr is gone I have to wonder how it happened. I know for a fact there were four votes against Eleanor and judging by the sad looks on the faces of Spider and Lavender they voted for Eleanor as well … so how did she scrape through? I hate to say it but with Kasimar gone I'm at a bit of a disadvantage. It's definitely in my best interests to win immunity.

Jimmy: I didn't know Tabitha slept with a stuffed unicorn … I'll keep that info to myself as she'd be embarrassed if I told anyone … oops.


Spider lay on his back on the grass near camp just looking up at the clouds and, for the first time in quite a while, felt peace of mind. With Kasimar's elimination he had outlasted all the people who wanted to permanently damage him; now he was in the final five and felt he could relax.

"This is great; no Nakia, no *cough* Kasimar, no worries. If only Quana were here to *cough* enjoy the tranquility." Said Spider with a little bit of regret. "Well; I guess I can avenge her *cough* elimination by winning; and even then, fifth place out of twenty six isn't that bad … ok look; that cloud looks like a *cough* duck."


Confessional: I thought it looked like a chicken.

Spider: I've always enjoyed watching the *cough* clouds; it sooths the mind.


As Spider silently gazed up at the clouds Eleanor walked up and lay down a few feet away from him.

"Hi Spider." Greeted Eleanor.

"Oh, hello Eleanor. You *cough* ok?" Asked Spider as she glanced over at his friend. "You were so upset yesterday; it was *cough* practically killing me to see you cry; unlike Kasimar I really *cough* hate seeing people upset."

"I feel better now; I mean, I'm still upset … but if you focus on what you've left behind you'll never see what lies ahead I suppose … and I have some things I want to do before I win or lose." Said Eleanor while managing to smile. "But still; Kasimar really chipped away at my heart yesterday; how could he? If there are other people like him in the world … no; I mustn't think about it. I'm just glad he's gone."

"I guess that his cruelty and sadism *cough* was his own undoing; a demon cannot stay out of hell *cough* forever." Said Spider. "But still, I do wonder… err…"

"Something on your mind Spider?" Asked Eleanor.

"… I have a confessional Eleanor … and I hope you *cough* won't be angry." Said Spider hesitantly. "I … kinda voted for you yesterday … Tabitha decided *cough* it was for the *cough* best."

"I kind of figured that out by the looks on everyone's faces yesterday." Shrugged Eleanor. "Why did Tabitha suggest it though?"

"Because she thought you were suffering *cough* too much and didn't want you to have an *cough* emotional breakdown." Explained Spider. "All the same; I'm glad you didn't go."

"I guess I've got a guardian angel somewhere." Smiled Eleanor.

"Are you mad *cough* at us?" Asked Spider nervously.

"…No, I'm not." Said Eleanor in understanding. "You all did what you thought was best; it just shows that you care."

"Just so you know; Jimmy didn't *cough* vote for you." Said Spider as he stretched out. "He voted for Kasimar … I *cough* have to say I was impressed how he *cough* managed to knock Kasimar out."

"It's like he's a cannon made of glass." Remarked Eleanor. "He can dish it out but he can't take it. And it was really nice of Jimmy not to vote for me; he's such a wonderful friend…"

Spider noticed Eleanor growing a big smile on her face and a thought crossed his mind; did Eleanor have a crush on Jimmy? Spider thought for a moment and pushed the thought out of his head; it wasn't any of his business … but if Eleanor wanted help getting together Spider would have been more than happy to help … but probably not to the level of Barney!


Confessional: Now with fifty percent more fibre!

Spider: Some people in this world think of love *cough* as a disease … but I think it's a wonderful *cough* thing … maybe Eleanor has a similar *cough* feeling of it.

Eleanor: I feel jiggly in my tummy. You see; Jimmy kissed me on the cheek last night … I think he thought I was asleep, but this raises a lot of questions. Does Jimmy like me? We've been friends since day one of the competition … but does he like me as more than a friend? I mean; he's sweet, kind and cute … but aren't I supposed to be too young to date someone? This pleasant tingly feeling isn't going away. What should I do? … Maybe I like Jimmy too … but how would I go about telling him? What if everybody laughs at me?


Lavender was sitting in the Mess Hall eating breakfast. More specifically she was staring into space and thinking while her bowl of soggy cornflakes lay untouched on the table. Lavender quite enjoyed thinking to herself in silence when she had spare time; there was usually a lot on her mind … and after spending nearly four weeks on Wawanakwa island there was even more than usual to think about!

"So I've made it to the final five … and I've outlasted Kasimar. Even if I don't win I think I can still call this experience a victory." Thought Lavender in satisfaction. "I've got so far in the contest, I've got a boyfriend who only lives a two hour drive from me, I outlasted the most horrible person I've ever met and now I'm the last person left from my team. All in all a pretty good summer."

"Lavender; anyone home?" Asked a voice as a hand waved in front of her eyes.

Lavender was jerked back to reality and turned in the direction of the voice; sitting next to her was Tabitha.

"Oh, hi Tabitha … how long have you been trying to get my attention?" Asked Lavender.

"About twenty five seconds." Replied Tabitha with an amused smirk. "But that's not really important; I just want to say congratulations on outlasting Kasimar; it was about time that demon met his demise in the game."

"I totally agree; though you did suggest voting Eleanor off even if it was for the greater good." Reminded Lavender.

"And how I regret ever attempting it; I don't blame you for changing your vote." Said Tabitha as Chef placed a bowl of soggy cornflakes in front of her. "Ick!"

"Actually I didn't change my vote." Said Lavender.

"Really? But … at the very least it should have been a tie." Said Tabitha in confusion. "Shouldn't there have been a tie breaker?"

"I'm not sure … but is it really a bad thing Kasimar is gone?" Asked Lavender.

"…An excellent point." Agreed Tabitha. "I was actually afraid he was going to come after me next."


Confessional: If he came after me I wouldn't have hesitated to bring out the pepper spray!

Tabitha: Something is going on here; why wasn't Eleanor voted off? In a way I'm glad it was Kasimar … but on the other hand I now have no alliance. I'll see if I can get to the bottom of this in hopefully as quick a time as Patch gets to the bottom of a box of doughnuts … ok; that was a pretty stupid joke I admit.

Lavender: Barney; I miss you … and I hope you've whacked Kasimar with your crutches. Love you!


"Well Lavender; it's the final five, just four more days and it'll all be over." Said Tabitha as she 'hmmed' for a moment. "It feels almost like an eternity since we arrived on the island."

"And the best part is that neither Kasimar nor Nakia are here." Grinned Lavender. "Both of them got their karma; I guess it's true what they say. What goes around comes around."

"Indeed." Half agreed Tabitha. "You know; we have some common ground as of today."

"What do you mean Tabitha?" Asked Lavender.

"I mean that you and I are both the last remaining members of our respective teams. I'm all that remains of Team Jungle and you are all that remains of Team Grenade." Explained Tabitha. "On the other hand Spider, Jimmy and Eleanor are all from Team Puzzle. I think it would be a good idea to team up to vote one of them out."

"That makes sense … but they're my friends." Replied Lavender.

"I can see that; but they could easily work together and pick us off one after the other. How about this; we both vote for one of them at tonight's ceremony. It's absolutely nothing personal."

"… Well…" Mumbled Lavender as she thought for a moment. "…Deal."

Tabitha and Lavender shook hands to seal the deal.


Confessional: Deals on wheels!

Tabitha: Lavender might actually be someone I could tolerate working with. She's smart and she isn't a sociopath. Still; this deal is only up until the final three, she'd be too risky to face in the final challenge one on one. I'm confident that I can convince one of the other three to vote for somebody else so it'll work like this; one opponent gone by the end of today. A likely tie tomorrow that I'll win. And in the final three I team up with whoever is left to take out Lavender. Then I simply beat my last opponent in the finals. There may be variables but I feel confident this should work.

Lavender: I like everyone who's left so it's going to be hard voting somebody off. But in these shows only one will win … I'm hoping it's me, but at the same time the others deserve to win as well. Being in the final five is tough!


A short while later Jimmy, Eleanor and Spider entered the mess hall. Spider sat down with Lavender and Tabitha to talk with them while Jimmy got his breakfast and sat down next to Eleanor. He still felt tingly in his tummy from giving her a peck on the cheek the previous night. What Jimmy didn't know was that Eleanor had still been awake and knew what he'd done.

"Good morning Eleanor." Smiled Jimmy. "Did you sleep well?"

"…I certainly did." Smiled Eleanor sweetly. "I owe you so much Jimmy; you've always been there for me through thick and thin throughout the competition."

"That's what friends are for." Replied Jimmy with his usual cheerful smile. "You haven't touched your breakfast; Chef even made you fruit salad after what happened yesterday."

Sure enough Eleanor had a bowl of fruit salad in front of her instead of soggy cornflakes though she hadn't eaten any.

"Sorry; it's just that I still feel a little depressed after what Kasimar did." Explained Eleanor with a sad sigh. "I've … never had anything close to me die before. I'll get over it … but I feel like a part of me has moved on to the next world."

"I understand." Nodded Jimmy as he put a hand on Eleanor's shoulder to cheer her up. "But Kasimar is gone now; he'll never hurt you again. If he does I'll bring out wonder bat."

"Wonder bat?" Asked Eleanor while quizzically raising an eyebrow.

"Oh; it's a bat Charles invented for Ted when he challenged some tough kids to a baseball game with a hundred dollar bet involved. It basically hits super hard and has a few … special attachments. Needless to say it, but I'll go ahead and say it anyway, it would be agonizing to get hit in the crotch with it. If Kasimar makes you cry again,. or indeed even says and unkind word to you, then I'll do just that."

"…Thanks Jimmy; I really appreciate that." Cooed Eleanor softly as she began to eat her fruit salad. "Do you want some of this?"

"No thanks; you have it, I'll be like grandpa in the war and make do and mend." Assured Jimmy.


Confessional: Back in the war … Uncle Albert says that a lot doesn't he?

Eleanor: (She is blushing). My heart was racing back there … maybe I do like Jimmy. He's as nice, kind and pure as Kasimar is bad, evil and tainted.

Jimmy: I know cheating is wrong … but I think I did the right thing switching the votes on Kasimar.


While Jimmy was in the confessional Tabitha had been leaning against it while waiting for her turn. She didn't really bother listening since Jimmy was just ten and probably wouldn't have much useful information … but then she heard Jimmy mention switching the votes on Kasimar. Tabitha froze and looked stunned.

"He switched the votes?" Thought Tabitha in bewilderment. "He of all people? That little weasel! … And yet; I have to admire his bravery and nerve."

Jimmy exited the confessional and headed back to the mess hall. He waved to Tabitha as he went; Tabitha waved back and entered the confessional.


Confessional: 'Switch' the lights off! Get it?

Tabitha: So that's what happened; I knew something was up! To be honest I'm quite grateful Jimmy did that … there has to be a way I can use this to my advantage. I can't blackmail him; blackmailing children is not something I do. Hmm; I'll think of something.


Chris had gathered the five remaining campers in the center of camp. Today he wasn't wearing any additional accessories or a special costume.

"Well you guys; you've made it to the final five. That is very impressive considering one of you is a sick cripple and two of you are dumb children! Haha!" Laughed Chris meanly.

"Just get on *cough* with it." Said Spider in slight irritation.

"Fine! Before we start today's challenge I'd like each of you to use the confessional and tell the viewing world how you feel about making it as far as you have. You can make shout outs to friends and family if you want to." Explained Chris. "Basically do what you did when it was the final ten but make it better."


Confessional: Twenty one down, four to go!

Lavender: I feel happy that I've made it this far in the contest. I've definitely proven cheerleaders don't have to be stupid or mean, it's just a dumb stereotype. I hope to make it all the way, but if not … I still outlasted Kasimar! Raven, Xaria, Mable and Oscar, you guys were great team mates! And Barney; I hope you have a big kiss ready for me when I win. (Lavender flirtatiously winks to the camera).

Eleanor: It's been a long journey to get to this point but I think I've done alright. Kasimar may have reduced me to tears … and hurt my feelings a lot … but I'm here and he's not. Quana, you were a great friend, I wish you were still here! Barney; you were a whole lot of fun, I hope your leg gets better soon! Win or lose I can say I've had an overall great time … but I have my eye on something other than the prize.

Tabitha: I feel I've played a smart strategic game. I've survived a lot of elimination ceremonies, I've manipulated the votes to go my way, and I'm the only member of my team who made the final ten, that has to count for something. I'm pretty sure I can win this; just four more days and victory will be mine. Uzuri … you're undeniably a freak but I do admit you were useful … so thanks. Nakia; get a life! And Kasimar … you a sick sadistic sociopath, I wish I'd never allied with you!

Jimmy: Yeah! Final five! I guess you don't have to be mean or schemish to get far in life huh? I've made a lot of friends during my time here and I'm grateful for their friendship and help. What's more, Eleanor's here with me! Maybe I'll become the youngest person to win a reality show; that could be a world record! Ted, Pablo, Charles and Ricky … get on the internet and add things to watching on Ebay, we're gonna be rich!

Spider: I never thought I'd get *cough* this far. I've had an allergic reaction, been attacked, had *sneeze* several injuries and I've fainted as well. And yet … this has been the *cough* best experience of my life! I found love, I've got friends and *cough* I learned to stand up *cough* for myself. Quana; I love you very much and I hope you're enjoying *sneeze* the playa! Barney … how can I ever thank you for all the support you've *gag* given me? And everyone who's out besides Nakia and *cough* Kasimar; be proud you had a go. I bet we'll remember this adventure for *sneeze* the rest of our lives.


"Finally! Took you guys long enough!" Whined Chris once Spider exited the confessional. "I'm a busy guy with lots of things to do!"

"I doubt that." Said Tabitha flatly.

"Me too." Agreed Eleanor.

"Shut up!" Snapped Chris. "Anyway; listen up because I'm going to announce your twenty-fifth challenge. Today's challenge is going to be hard, no joke."

"So what do you have to do that is 'hard'." Asked Lavender.

"You all remember Wallace right?" Asked Chris. "You know, ginger hair, manical laughter, over the top villain?"

"How could we *cough* forget?" Mumbled Spider.

"We'll; it looks like he's up to no good once again!" Grinned Chris. "He's up at the top of the thousand foot cliff concocting a nefarious evil plan. For some reason Carlton is with him as well."

"Huh? Why would Carlton hang out with Wallace? He's terrified of everything!" Exclaimed Lavender.

"Heck if I know." Shrugged Chris. "Evil is evil I suppose. Anyway; your challenge for today is to stop Wallace's evil plan. You can do it in any way you want, either way the person to successfully defeat him wins immunity from tonight's Bonfire Ceremony."

"So how would you recommend defeating him?" Asked Eleanor.

"I could tell you … but I much rather watch you squirm as you figure it out for yourself! Haha!" Laughed Chris sadistically. "Ok; on your marks, get set … … … GO!"

The five campers took off running towards the thousand foot cliff while not knowing somebody was watching them from a fair distance away.


Confessional: Stop that pigeon, err, villain!

Spider: This challenge seems pretty hard; Wallace *cough* is not only nuts but also very *cough* intelligent … that's a dangerous *sneeze* combination.

Eleanor: According to the SpongeBob show 'evil' is an acronym. It stands for 'Every Villain Is Lemons'. That's pretty silly in my opinion.


From the top of the thousand foot cliff Wallace watched the five remaining campers. He was able to see them because he was using a pair of hi tech 'evil' binoculars.

"So … it appears that five pansy good guys are going to try and thwart my plan. …This'll be fun! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!" Laughed Wallace evilly.

"Why did you bring me?" Asked Carlton as he stood nearby with his hands in his pockets. "I'm no good at evil and I'm terrified of heights!"

"Because I needed to bring back up for when the final five arrive to try and stop me." Explained Wallace. "And also because it pains me to see a guy who is so afraid that even his shadow would scare him senseless."

"How did you know?" Asked Carlton meekly.

Wallace blinked behind his new sunglasses and continued.

"I'm going to toughen you out if it's the last thing I do … and it probably will be." Muttered Wallace. "Anyway; I want a henchman, somebody I can use to spread evil around the world … and you fit the bill nicely. Mwahahahahaha!"

"Don't do that!" Cowered Carlton.

"Look! You can't run away from your fears forever! You have to face them and wedgie them because that's the evil thing to do!" Exclaimed Wallace. "And besides; evil impresses ladies … well; it said so in a YouTube comment so it must be true! Any girls you like?"

"Love is scary." Whimpered Carlton though he blushed in the faintest possible shade.

"Who do you like?" Asked Wallace before grinning. "Tell me or I'll throw you over the cliff! Mwahahahahaha!"

"Please don't!" Pleaded Carlton before he composed himself. "Well … Fifi is kind of cute…"

"Well by the end of the day I'll toughen you out and make you as bad a bad guy as I am! Mwuhahaha!" Cackled Wallace evilly.


Confessional: Wallace is such a wannabe at being evil. (rolls eyes).

Wallace: Making Carlton grow some balls will be tough … but I will make him the next Dick Dastardly or my name isn't Wallace William Magenta!

Carlton: Wallace knocked me out back at the Playa Des losers … when I came to I was on the island. …Why me?


"So; since we have some spare time … want to see my new evil invention?" Asked Wallace with a devious grin.

"Do I have a choice?" Asked Carlton hopefully.

"Nope! Mwahahahaha!" Laughed Wallace. "Behold! The Clam Cannon 8000!"

Wallace pulled a blood red sheet off something and thus the 'evil invention' was revealed. It was a large cannon with several clam shapes imprinted on it; it had a control seat and the cannon seemed to be able to rotate.

"So … what do you think?" Asked Wallace.

"Err … it looks powerful and dangerous." Said Carlton shakily while hoping Wallace wouldn't fire any clams at him.

"Want to know how it works?" Asked Wallace with a grin.

"…Err … ok." Shrugged Carlton.

"You see; when I flip the on switch the clam cannon 8000 will turn on! After that I get in the control seat and set it for clam storm mode; after that I aim into the sky … and KABOOM! Smelly flaming clams will soon rain al over the island and everyone will have to clean up the mess which will be boring and tedious … and I'll laugh at them while they clean it! Mwahahahahahahaha!" Laughed Wallace like a maniac in a metal asylum.

"That's insane!" Exclaimed Carlton.

"I'm glad you think so." Said Wallace in a flattered tone. "Anyway; once the goody two shoes brigade arrive I'll switch on the cannon and bring about a CLAMAGEDON! Mwahahaha!"

"Wouldn't it make more sense to activate it before they have a chance to stop you?" Asked Carlton. "Though I don't really want anything bad to happen.

"Sense has been removed from the dictionary; I said so during the talent show. Anyway; I can't activate my evil clam cannon 8000 until they arrive; I have to give the goody two shoes brigade a chance to defeat me." Explained Wallace.

"…Why?" Asked Carlton in confusion.

"It's the bad guy code." Explained Wallace simply.


Confessional: Bad guys have a code of honor? That's odd.

Wallace: By the end of the day Wawanakwa will be littered with thousands of smelly clams! It'll have to be renamed Clamanakwa! Mwahahahaha!

Carlton: … I think Wallace is insane. (Carlton gulps).


Oh no! Wallace is going to use his (evil fanfare) Clam Cannon 8000 to cover Wawanakwa in clams! Oh heavens! Can the final five stop Wallace in time? Or is Wawanakwa going to become a clam zoo? And who will be voted off and finish in fifth place? Find out in the next chapter!

This challenge idea belongs to Frank15.