Chapter 45: You Don't Need a Map in Zaun

The squad makes it to the hideout of the gangsters to find Phreak chilling on a sofa with a bunch of other gang members with him. The three had slept in an abandoned train station after clearing the area of zombies. Phreak gets off the sofa, "Took you guys long enough, so where do you guys wanna go?" Phreak ask. It didn't take very long to decide on a decision for Draven and Rengar, "Strip club". Ekko gets pissed off with the bullshit, "I need to see the president". Phreak nods his head, "The pimp lord of the strip club is one of the few people that can bring you to the president. So indirectly you have to go to the pimp club". Phreak snaps his fingers two gang members come over, "These thugs will get you to the strip club safely. Ekko just facepalms from the stupidity of the conversation.

The three got in the back as the thugs drove to the strip club. "Why is everything you do have to involve strip clubs?" Ekko ask. Draven responds, "You wouldn't understand virgin". Ekko face is just confused, he does the confused girl meme, "I fucked Kat, remember?" Rengar nods his head, "You're still a virgin". Ekko lets his shoulders fall, he has no fucking clue what these guys are talking about. Soon enough they make it to the number one strip club in Zaun. Club of Sky's it was called. They all walk in to see everyone going crazy during the show. The three couldn't see shit from the smoke in the club, and also the amount of people in the club. They finally found seats where they could just sit down and relax from the crowd. Rengar then spots something with his good eye, "Yo, is that Kat's mom" Draven and Ekko look to Rengar. "Since when have you seen Kat's mom" Draven ask. "I never met her, but Kat has a picture of her in her room" Ekko's high IQ pops in, and he remembered the picture. "That really is Kat's mom. Holy shit she's like the milf version of Kat" Ekko says. "Does that make me less attractive?" they all turn around to see Kat. She hands them all drinks, "What are you doing here Kat?" Draven ask. "Your Dad ended school once you guys left, it's summer break so I work with my Mom". Everyone nods their heads and go back to watching the show. Draven and Rengar start talking about something about Blank, who knows? Ekko sits back and watch's Kat's mom do her thing up on the stage, Ekko feels two hands go down his shirt and start to feel up his body. "So you enjoy watching my mom?" she licks his ear. "K-Kat, I don't got time for thi-" Kat's hands go all the way down underneath Ekko's pants. "Hmm, is this for me or my mom?" Ekko just shuts up, he knows the answer would piss Kat off. "I don't care that my mom turns you on, because i'll be looking like that when i'm older" Ekko starts to fantasize of Kat being older, looking like her mom. "If I ever married you, I would tap that ass every single day" Ekko then noticed what he said, and that he said it out loud. Kat chuckled, "Ekko don't you think we're a little to young to get married. Plus we've only known each other for three days. So, you wanna start going out?" Kat ask. Ekko didn't know what to say, he had never went out with a girl before he was so lost in his head for an answer. What shou- "Fuck yeah" then fucking Ekko is ruining MY fucking story because he feels like doing his own thing. "There's my little Kitty Kat, with her friends as well" Kat's mom was up in front of everyone. She was a piece of ass that was above goddess's. "Mom this is my boyfriend, Ekko" Ekko's face blushed from Kat's introduction "Y-y-y-y-yeah. We're, date… dating" Ekko couldn't handle Kat's mom. "Mom where's Cassie?" Kat ask. I bone snaps so loud that everyone looks at the stage at Cass who broke her leg trying to pole dance like her mom. "See ya Kat, gotta make sure Cass doesn't try to kill herself again" and like that Kat's mom left as her ass did that sexy walk that left Ekko in loss of blood. Cass was dragged off stage, and suddenly the pimp lord, entered the room. "Move yo bitch asses out of here" the big black man with glasses, a black and purple hat, purple fuzz scarf, and black and purple suit and pants with black shoes. Seven gay guys stay next to the pimp lord as he walks over to the boys. He snaps at his "bears" with his arms going to his sides as his flabs echoed throughout his body. "Bears, leave your master alone for a bit" the bears leave him alone. He pulls up his belt, "Name is Sky Williams, follow me. I will bring you to the president" they all get up and leave. Kat grabs Ekko and quickly kisses him on the lips, "Cya later" she says while walking away with the same hip sway as her mom's. "Slay queen slay!" Sky shouts. "All right follow me young hoes" Sky says while walking.

Everyone gets on an elevator and goes to the top. Sky shows them the door, "Mr. Dunkey is always on a short schedule, so be quick" Sky gets on the elevator back down leaving the three alone. They go inside, and Dunkey spins around. He has a pizza dog in his hands as he pets it so slightly on the head, "I asked for papa john! Who the fuck are you!" he screams. "Hi I need my time machine back" Dunkey picks up the time machine, "Here have it, it cant even run Crysis. That means it's gaaaarbage" quickist conversation ever. They get up and leave "Get the fuck outa here! Haha, not even close baby!" he shouts as his dog tries to attack him but misses. "Whelp" Ekko exclaims, "This was a quick chapter, now all we gotta do is visit the navy and get a ride out of here. How hard could that be…"

The crew sees the man again, "Good to see you saviors of that shit ball, non yuki loving, Keyori. And the virgin…" Kiandimundi is the leader of the navy…

"I heard in Noxus Swain likes to go on strolls around the block seeing fellow people and says… LET'S MORPH AND EAT! NAMNAMNAMNAMNAM" -Kiandimundi

If you've made it to the end, then we can here some shtuff thats going on. For all the LeagueAmino users out there, come follow me and join my group chat. We talk about random stuff and i've had the opportunity to talk one on one with many fans of the story, also hear updates from my blogs on the story and other stuff as well.

Indent this shit so you know there is some serious hype right now. So if I have not mentioned before, I shall tell you the history of 8thousandfist career of a writer. In 2014 of spring break, I conceived the idea of Monsters Within, originally was a lot different. Then when I got to work in august with Monsters, I came up with something extremely fresh, new, and was extremely popular. Which is this fanfic! High School of Draven. Now in the end of June, I have released on LeagueAmino first, once my mind was 100% set on doing this new project. Yes! A new fic by 8thousandfist, what will it be this time. As I hinted in this chapter, the name of the story will be called "Blank". I'm taking elements of OC's which I have learned very well from Monsters. And taking everything I believe is successful with High School of Draven humor and elements, combined. Which means this story's goal to improve my writing, is to truly relate to my audience and make an experience that probably 100% of us would like to be the main character, and also have our lives as the story. So, ya'll are thinking, What is the plot going to be about? Let me tell you.

It will be based off a 17 year old teenage boy who is an incredible League of Legends player with the summoner name of Blank. One day he accidentally put a weird sim card in his phone and spilled an energy drink on it sending himself from the realm of Earth to Runeterra. After recognizing his situation he's in and that it wasn't a dream, he immediately goes to become a summoner. His life dream had finally came true, where he could live in the world of League of Legends. He noticed his phone had perfect internet (Which we all wished we had) and was able to contact his friends and many other uses which using this to his advantage, he uses his new "Powers" of his phone for many purposes throughout the story. His goals are to become famous, finally get some League girls/women in general, and have an amazing new life in Runeterra. Tune into the first chapter of Blank, THIS FRIDAY! And this will be a weekly story, which will be every monday, at 12 in the morning. Be there and be square. I swear if you love this story, you will love Blank even more! Cya Friday everyone!