I own nothing of Star Trek or any other series that might pop up. This is an AU

To: GrimmReaper

From: asgrimm

Sent: 2262-223

Subject: There are more universes out there…

Ok so you remember the alternate universe future Romulans that basically caused all sorts of havoc and ended up with Pike as an Admiral and Kirk as a Captain? Well, another one struck. Once again Scotty was on the away team and his second in command while he's out happened to get injured. Idiot electrocuted himself while working on one of the security mainframes. Don't ask me how; I wasn't there. I just know that Spock called me down to the transporter room after the Captain and the others were supposed to return.

Instead I walk into a fight. Spock is working to control Uhura, who most certainly looked pissed. Security had Scotty and McCoy in their grips but Kirk was loose and fighting off two other security officers. As soon as I walked in he grabbed me to hold the others off. For once I didn't react on instinct and let Spock explain what had happened. Apparently the ion storm had disrupted the transportation process and our crewmembers went to the universe that the doppelgangers came from and vice versa. Only problem was that the captain and crew that had appeared on our ship were from a more barbaric dimension. The Kirk holding me looked shocked, but not so much as when I asked Spock if I could take him down. Then he looked cocky, like he expected an easy fight. I admit, knocking him out felt very good, and therapeutic.

So those four got tossed in the brig while I had to work with our transporter staff to figure out what happened. Spock knew the others, our captain and crew, would be working on the problem from their end. Can't say I disagreed. For all his tendencies and immaturity, Jim is very intelligent. Plus he had Scotty, Uhura and Len with him. Surely they would have figured something out.

Sadly during my work I had to go near the brig. 'Kirk' took it upon himself to go back and forth between insulting me and hitting on me. 'Scotty' made snide remarks about my engineering ability and 'Uhura' made snide remarks in general. The only one who didn't say anything strangely enough was 'McCoy'. As usual I ignored them anyway. I certainly wasn't going to inform them of my relationship with those from our universe.

Of course no one can expect the midshipmen to have gotten the memo. Poor Rodriguez, one of my night shift workers had been relegated to bringing me supplies. When he saw the four of them in the brig he just had to ask what my 'husbands' did now to piss me off. Oh the looks I got then. I didn't answer and sent the man on his way with strict instructions that no one was to come down here without further authorization. I finished the job and left before 'Kirk' could comment. As it stood, when we finally dragged them to the transporter room he tried to seduce me. Have to admit he kisses really well. So did 'McCoy' for that matter…I just hope no one tells them…

Darn it! I think I just jinxed myself! Someone's at the door. Gotta go!

Take care of yourself. Don't get killed.

Love,

Lexi

Shutting off her computer she went to answer the door, making sure to ask who was there first before she opened it. When Chekov answered she was confused but pleasantly surprised. At least until she actually opened said door and found Jim and Leonard standing behind the sheepish ensign.

"I am sorry. Zey made me do eet," he looked like a kicked puppy.

Rolling her eyes she waved him off. "S'ok. I figured they'd come calling." Moving aside she let the two men in and said goodnight to Chekov. Turning to the men in the room she raised a brow. "So…"

"YOU KISSED THEM?" Jim burst out, frown marring his youthful face.

"Technically they kissed me."

"Did they try anything else," Len asked, stepping forward and looking her over closely.

"Well… 'Kirk' tried to use me as a human shield, but once Spock verified he was not our Jim, I took him out. It felt strangely good."

"I'm sure," Len drawled in amusement, while Jim pouted.

"Other than few insults though, no they didn't do anything," she smirked wryly. "Why, did my other half accost you?"

"There wasn't another you," Jim growled, flopping down in one of the chairs. "Even if there was we wouldn't have taken such liberties…"

"Right… just like you didn't take liberties with those Androids a few months back. Or the time you kissed that ambassador's daughter, or when…"

"Ok! I get it," he threw his hands up to stop her. "But this time nothing happened! Well, almost. That Kirk had a woman, but I didn't touch her! So this is not about me! It's about you letting them kiss you!"

"But…technically they are you, just from a different universe, so technically that makes it ok," she argued cheerfully.

"Bones," Jim's voice took on a slight dangerous tone.

"You're relieved of duty until we decide otherwise," the doctor smirked at her sending chills down her spine.

"Oh…" Lexi tried to dart out her door to get away, but the strong arms of McCoy slid around her and pulled her back towards Jim.

"And you aren't leaving until you've learned that the only two us, or anybodies that you should be kissing are in this room," Jim explained, eyes dark with intent.

Needless to say it was a rather long lesson.